₦airaland Forum

Quazosky: On 3rd mainland bridge in the morning when people are going to work, just use yur car to block the road and stay on top of the car and propose. I wish you will be able to get back home in one piece.

Make it a monday morning. . . If them no push them off the 3rd mainland, call me bastard. . . Dem send them?

Adaeze003: That's my BM.. Just don't know why people think love=s₹x.

Beats me too. . . How are you BM?

dapo338: Everyday, Love is been discussed or said one way or the other, A lot of opinions are shared. Some says Love is blind while some will never agree. "Is there really love without money" what do u think?

Vikin: Dated for four years and she ios still a virgin. What you guys been doing all these while? Maybe thats why the loved got cold.

toyemz: @jobfront:



[size=16pt]Nice one but you are still a goat!!![/size]

Falls from OKADA and bounces off the 3rd Mainland Bridge!

Akaraiwe: PRESENTER: What's your
contribution?
CALLER: There is this lady I wanted
in my life
shortly after my NYSC, but all my
efforts proved
abortive, she wouldn't pick my
calls, she would
laugh at me while passing by, for
reasons best
known to her. Five months later, I
was able to get my apartment, get
a newcar, courtesy of a
contract job I secured with
Nigeria Agip Oil
Company. Now, most of the
missed calls I have
are hers, barrage of SMS and all
that. I am
confused on what to do. Please
help me out.
PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up
your phone now, give her a call,
letting her know you'll be at
her house in 2 hours. You take a
cool shower;
wear a nice outfit and an
attention- catching
perfume. When it ’s exactly 2
hours, you call her
and tell her that you'll be there in
another 2
hours. When the 2 hours are now
over, you now drive down to her
house, get down from d
car,walk to her house, knock on
her door. Once
she opens the door, with †he
sexiest smile you
have got, stylishly look into her
eyes, draw her
slowly to yourself, take your
mouth close to her
ear and whisper.... "THUNDER FIRE YOU".

Falls from OKADA!

Must A Guy Dis-virgin A Girl

Why Are Nigerian Men Obsessed With Nigerian Girls?

Who else should they be obsessed with? Nigerian Goats?

jobfront: Today i woke up feeling tired not to go to church, but finally, God inspired me & i went & it was awesome, i worship at RCCG a.k.a. Redeem, and the man of God that preached today seemed like he was sent to speak to me personally because all he said- fornication, using & dumping girls, immoral lifestyle and encouraging others not to be righteous, was all that i do. though i wasn't born this way, i was raised by a disciplinary father and a loving mother, who provided all my needs and showered me with love, but life experiences with the opposite sex began to turn me into a bad guy with no conscience for girls. in fact i was headed towards going as far as breaking hearts of at least 20 different girls by the end of this year. I loved guys that maltreat girls; if you cheat on your wife, u are my best friend, if you use & dump girls, u are my paddy and i don't mind giving u money to achieve any evil (besides physical killing) against girls. i just hated girls and had already cancelled marriage in my dictionary cos i was determined to adopt or born on contract. but this morning at RCCG amazing grace parish, God touched me amazingly, i am now a new person, so please ignore all my threads and posts against Nigerian girls. i Am sorry pls, forgive me Lord, i am sorry if i hurt any of u or destroyed your faith in God or in human, forgive me & forget. join me in prayers so i can stand and not fall again. to the ladies, try & be nice to men, try & ask God to help u become a good friend, daughter, sister, fiancee, wife and mother, God can do all things, i am now a witness. don't always put money & material things first in all u do, especially in your relationships. if u love a guy with your heart, go after him irrespective of his financial or social status, and join him in prayers and encourage him, he will surely make it and will forever value and respect/ treat you like a queen, than when you just come when he is already made. pls forgive my frequent bashing on Nigerian females, even if any wronged me, i have forgiven you all from the bottom of my heart and pls do find it in your own heart to forgive me too & forget. i want to live a new happy life, even with or without a woman. Now i see that having money is not all it takes to be happy in life, but having Jesus Christ, the giver of peace and joy, now i feel inner peace, good afternoon friends and God bless you all. Please moderators help me put this on the front page. Thank you & God bless you all & God bless NL! Pls find time and read these Bible verse: 2Timothy 3:1-4. Isaiah 53:5.
Pls guys live a good life, knowing God is the best, God help me to love you more & more from today & never fall! Pray for me friends, and pls forgive me if i used harsh word on you.

oomen: O boy stay off drugs. . . You don dey talk rubbish! ; You think everybody is a drug addict like you.Your mouth needs a safety padlock & your hands an unbreakable chain.shizophrenic,grow up & regulate this absurd mindset of yours that tells you your tongue is sharp.Believe me your tongue is so blunt,it can't even cut a cocked egg into two.An advice for you,if don't have any positive thing to say to your fellow human just keep quiet.Being insultive doesn't portray you as the intelligent one rather it shows your lack of basic home training & devalues your worth.I can't believe people like you are still existing in this civilized era.

skylo: @Kilz.....OMG...why insult someone's mom? that's too much menh...you are utterly rude and out of order mate...grow up

jobfront: Was this movie directed by Tchidi staring Emeka Ike, Jim Iyke & Rita Domnic? Pls where can i rent the movie? they just closed the cinema near my place...nice useless plot, with no sense....probably written to justify that some nice girls still exist in Nigeria when none does! Hey u girl should stop forging stories to FOOL guys, we all know the truth okay?? NIGERIAN GIRLS = 4UCKING GOOD FOR NOTHING BEGGARS! SIMPLE! GET THAT INTO YOUR DUMB HEAD!!

Mayflowa: Kai,dem wan finish killz mehnnn!

Dem no reach mehnnn! Dey neva even born the person papa mehhnnnn. . .

Make them still dey practice, the D Day go soon come, and they'll be silenced once and for all. . . Let'em practice. . . It's only fair!

drnoel: but ofcourse Ive asked my wife. She was the first one I asked this question. She actually screamed asking why I wanted 2 know but latter told me it was one of the things she silently checked out b4 she stated dating me. We are married now though.

Nawa o. . . So you weren't satisfied with her answer? Make she no catch you and this thread sha. . .

Goldieluks: Lefulefu - meanining what now?
Born2fucck- as in na so so Bleep full your head?
Mr cork- na only you get all the corks?
Tpia- otapiapia?
Iyatrustee- trust you why?
Annawhite- wetin consign white with anna?
Onila??
Reality- who cares if you are real or not?
Sexkillx- when has sex become a killer?
Idowuogbo- no need telling us your name and surname. Agbaya?
Mrs chima- na only you be the married woman here?
Bigprick- like seriously?
Babe- as in are you the only babe on NL?
Cowgirl- you be cow seller?
Coogar- ??
Orikila- old papa name.
Chimezie- we know say you be igbo. Amebor.
Yorisb?? Which language be that?
Sauer- speak english pls.
Cantell- wetin you fit tell?
2buff- sounds like puff puff.
Neyostica- neyo wannabe.
Tosinville- owanbe.

No offence y'all, just kidding.

annawhite: 190. . . .benz 190 of all cars

coogar. . . WTF!y him no answer ANTELOPE!
Sexkillz. . . I tire for dis young man

IYATRUSTEE. . . A beautiful lady wey tall pass iroko tree cum cal herself IYA
GOLDIELUCKS. . . Persin wey iron full for her face cum der answer goldie!
BORN2FUCK. . .Did he cum out from his mum's womb holding his balls? CHIMEZIE . . . . Who answers chimpanze
ANNAWHITE. . . Better names like EKAETTE,ENOBONG full evry where,dis one go d ansa annawhite,i tire 4 d kin efizzy wey sum people dey do

Ammyng: Sexkillz Like seriously? How?

Yes, i've been wanting to ask him how that name came about. . .

jobfront: Come on, come on! The only thing that differentiate them from the usual street beggars is just that they don't stand on the streets or market squares to do their usual begging, pls when will this girl beggars stop in Nigeria? Its really killing love & romance in this country, honestly. And u know, guys like me don't give to beggars, u must work or do sth for me to merit my money- either emotional work or physical work, u cannot get it for free. I give u my kobo, u must pay back, since Nigerian girls have continually demonstrated that they are only after cash, favour, help, etc from men. so painful that when u see a Nigerian girl driving or walking or strolling, whats she is just thinking is which man to beg for one favour. when they walk into your office, they want favour, and will never offer one in return, NEVER! Always in need of help, always in one financial problem or the other, why? marry them, so so wahala, date them, trouble trouble....haba! anyway, I will continue with my formula shaa...but honestly, Nigerian girls are all beggars, and they need to double up to start being in charge of their lives if they want true love from guys! Thats just it, oya come on with your heavy stones, i am wearing my goggles and a safety helmet! Smiles!