₦airaland Forum

scaramenga:
what of your grand or great grand mother? hurry up check check the baba is growing impatient.

Show compassion brother, you still have a mum, op lost both his parents, am not sure you read that.

dannygood:
A graduate with no job yet, no support from anyone, have siblings to cater for cos dad and mum is gone.

I have at my disposal a laptop, 18hrs of electricity and I don't want to go into any illegal online stuffs.

Pls I need your advice on what to do to make money online or offline with what I have at hand.

Thanks.

Do you have any skillset? You can consider offering your service on freelance sites like fiverr, freelancer.com etc

olorijiblo:
It seems that everyday comes with a new drama in the BBNaija reality show, as Lolu and Anto were captured on camera making out in bed last night.

It all began when the entire housemates retreated to their beds after the Saturday night party. Anto was seen on top of Lolu before covering themselves with the duvet and then they were both seen moving under the duvet in what seems like a romantic entanglement.

In the video, Anto was captured giving Lolu a kiss before the latter grabbed her by the waist while he responded to the kiss.


https://www..com/bbnaija-lolu-anto-making-bed-video/

Nice,
quick question:






How does this help remove buhari from power

Na so Kano dey suffer so See as sun be like orobo

kelvinchreez:
Monkey $70,million
Snake $36,million
Rat $10,million
.e.t.c............
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Hunting just got more lucrative

zitalin:
My only concern is why the guy is standing on her white dress...this is a subtle sign of a wife beater

Haba ma'am

EXLOVER:
This past days I'm always alone in the hood, and if am alone, I always take tramadol to put me on a slow mode. So today i took 500mg of tramadol, and i decided to relax on my bed and be listening to music, all of a sudden my friend girlfriend left their house and came to mine, that she's bored she wants to be with me, so i welcome her inside, she was wearing a jean gown and just panties, I left to take my bath, as i was coming inside i saw her wearing my headset and dancing, she was shocked to see me. I dried my body and jump on top my bed cause i was feeling the reaction of the tramadol, she came close to me on the bed and we started to gist, she was very raw with me, everything about her disscusion is about sex. I began to sweat because of the drugs she started to fan me with a hand fan, she began to stare at me, she didn't know i was poisonous, she started to touch me, I wanted to control myself but the body was really weak, thats how we Bleep for about a hour, before i cum, I send her out immediately, because i started feeling guilty.

I don't really know what to do right now. please i need advice.

Read the first lines and knew immediately ma nigga gonna blame it on the poor drugs

Stevengold:
We got into a pretty good relationship, I loved her and intended to spend the rest of my life with her, we loved each other to the extent I had to tell my parents and my Pastor that I've found the one I want to get married to.
However I remember telling her; I don't want sex in our relationship. Judging from my past experience with ladies.

But as time passed the love grew beyond what I could describe, and now we have s*x almost every week, sometimes twice a week. And I no longer feel love for her.

I sat her down one day, and made her make a promise not to hav s*x with me again! But it didn't work, she has this magic touch that just can't be resisted, I always fall for It. This continued for close to 2 yrs, and now I feel nothing for her anymore. The love I had for her have been so replaced with s*x. Anytime I see her, I want to have s*x with her.

Plz what should I do? I intend to opt out of the relationship. But I don't want to break her heart. Should I go ahead and marry her or just let her go? Cuz I don't love her anymore.

She no be Airtel subscription na, why you want opt out

QueenSuccubus:
I never experienced with any Nigerians men, that is why i am so shocked when i read this...

Oh no wonder, Nigerian men are the best dear. You should give us a go when ever you're up for it

HeWrites:
Tanzanian socialite and model, Sanchoka is a celebrity who always sets the internet on fire with her derriere.

Recently, she posted a sultry photo of herself dressed in a skimpy gown on a hospital bed and captioned it:
“On that Hospital Bed waiting for my doctor like …”

Guess her Doctor is gonna have a swell time attending to his patient.

See Photo Below;

https://torimill.com/2018/02/curvaceous-tanzanian-model-posts-raunchy-photo-on-hospital-bed-waiting-for-her-doctor.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Her one lap be like person two legs

QueenSuccubus:


Aha! So, Nigerian men got BIG DIXX abi?


How come i didnt know this?

Maybe cuz ur used to it
Go to some other countries then you'd know we do

If that nigga knows what's good for him and his destiny...

Liliyann:
Someone should please read and summarize to me,the epistle too long

Sure, ive got you. Op wan chop but the resturant food too dey expensive, he come buy only water commot.

The original rough sketch

Hy guys check out the logo I just finished designing, your thoughts and comments are appreciated

StarUp:
By the time the chain connecting the pedals and wheels of the bicycle cuts in the middle of the river and you can't swim or have a lifejacket, that's when you will know that it's not every product of invention that's worth buying.

Sorry to say, but this is total poo. Even humans get heart attacks, organs failure, does that mean life isn't worth it? Kindly Sharpen your reasoning

KillerBeauty:
Want to feel like a real detective? Look at this picture attentively and try to figure out whether everything on this picture is in the right place.

Tip: Pay attention to the logic of what’s happening on the picture. There are a lot of small details which can’t exist in reality (for example, take a look at the field.) Good luck with your search.

No front door in house
Smoke blowing in opposite direction as the trees
Wavy shadow of gate
Shadows all in different directions
No sun visible
One of the sheep has a black tail
Sheep's have no shadow
Horse working without any man help
One tree has two different types of leaves
Bushes on the fence
Gate has no opening
Blinds outside the windows ..lol
Dog/wolf not attacking sheep
Wheel barrow with one tire and one handle
No shadow of wheel barrow

Make I stop here sha

Post real pics not Photoshop hogwash

OpsMoniker:
Basically for the first 10 seconds it does nothing but after that the shell splits and the inside fries.

Honestly, I was expecting at least a small explosion but I was disappointed.

Did you also test if it's good for eating

ifex370:
Its for google apps..



Still nice cos I learnt sth

Also apps that use Google play services and framework. Which is almost every other app

Follygunners:
Na just scrotum be dat na..

I tire o, e come be like say na me no dey see well

lordmayor2013:
Good day Nairalanders,
I have being in a relationship with my girlfriend for over 2years. In the space of two years, she has broken up with me more than 10times which I always cry and beg for her love back. After several pleading, tears and promises she will accept me back. This said girlfriend knows so well that I don't have any other girl elsewhere and that she's all I got and I love her so much.
Just three days ago, she broke up with me again without any misunderstanding as a result of that I pledged and vowed with determination that I won't beg or call her for reconciliation but surprisingly I got her call this morning. She said she called to greet me and to know how I was doing, knowing so well she had been expecting my call for the usually pleading.

Please Nairalanders, I need your advice
Should I go back into this relationship because I so much love her or I should let it go.

Thanks in anticipation.

Stopped at the fifth line, sex doll fall on you

Enouwem:
Steemit is a great platform. I'm suprised that so many Nigerians don't know about it.

But not anymore.

There are many Nigerians on the platform making atleast $10 just for writing and sharing their ideas and experiences.

I made atleast $10 in my last post yesterday. I don't want spambot to ban me, so I won't post the link.

But you can Google "steemit enolife" and see for yourself.

Bro pls, how do you withdraw from steem to naira

RuthDaniels:
Lol!

Women aren't in trouble, women are finally free! No more sexual harassment or compulsive intercourse.

In few years time women will have sex only when they want to, there would be reduction or total eradication of sexually transmitted diseases , rape cases will reduce too. No more domestic violence on women.

Women will no longer be seen as sex objects, and freedom to say No to husbands, admirers or boyfriends. Women will be liberated!

That's if there are any husbands/ admirers and boyfriends to say no to

ambs50:
Guys pls dnt support sex dolls. It is a grand scheme by illuminati to reduce world population.
Beware!!!

Nothing wrong in this method of population reduction, way better than mass killings, abortions and infanticide

hopeforcharles:
This is getting really interesting, maybe we are not ripe for this doll stuff, the way I see it is like u are having sex with a logg of wood, but this time a lump of plastics and seriously its not a great idea, what happens to companionship, procreation and help mate?

Bros e be like say you never kpansh some log of wood ladies. Am Sha happy this would make ladies step up their game

Nutase:
He just used his money to open the doors of his life to demons.

Congratulations are in order.

Lol, but many women also bring demons into men's lives...

Tozara:
I don't understand. Why grant him bail? What's the point? What if you think he can't meet the bail terms, but ends up meeting them?

He escapes punishment and the victim is left to go fuçk herself, right?

He could have spent the money used in buying rice to get a cheap prostitute, if he was so sex-starved. But he decided to act like an animal, so why not treat him like one? This goat deserves to be castrated.

Innocent until proven guilty is the law. You've already judge hearing one side of the story.