₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,324,993 members, 8,419,846 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 02:26 AM

Toggle theme

KilojoDesigns's Posts

Nairaland ForumKilojoDesigns's ProfileKilojoDesigns's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 25 pages)

PhonesRe: Finally Gionee Released A Phone That's Worth It Price by kilojoDesigns:
For you guys that have ads on your phones. First install a new launcher and make it your default. (I advise Microsoft launcher).

Second step is to disable/uninstall all useless bloatware that came with the phone.
Unistat the ones that can be Uninstaller, disable the once that can't.

Next step, update all apps you can that came with the phone especially Google apps that could have been tampered with by the company.

Download a new browser, set it as your default browser. Never use the one that came with the phone. Disable it if you can or just off or don't give it any permissions.

Repeat the same step for your file explorer.

Turn off notifications for all bloatware you couldn't remove. Turn of all their permissions, and disable them from all special app access.

Next step is to download Netguard. It's an app that blocks internet access to specific apps. The free package is great. You can block as many apps a s you want. Add all the bloatware into the blocked app section.

On a good day this would clear 99% of your ads. Worked for me

By the way, your Boi I a talented graphic designer /Illustrator. Works are affordable, contact me for your book covers, song covers logos etc.
Call/whatsapp 07018880219 - Joseph

CelebritiesRe: Dr Sid’s Marriage Ends After Suffering Domestic Violence From Wife-EkoMiamiblog by kilojoDesigns: 12:16am On Jan 26, 2020
obioji:
What if the wife was beating sense into himhuh?
Possible.. If they get back together it means the beating didn't work
EducationRe: I Got My Certificate The Day I Defended My Thesis In Germany by kilojoDesigns: 12:13am On Jan 26, 2020
STENON:
I lost canada MSc scholarship due to the delay in issuing my official transcripts from Nigeria.
Chai, painful
RomanceRe: Should I Give My Husband My Car?? (photo) by kilojoDesigns: 12:09am On Jan 26, 2020
This story soft like pomo, I know it happens but this one is fake.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Chioma Today Spotted Together Amdist Peruzzi Betrayal Scanda by kilojoDesigns: 12:04am On Jan 26, 2020
Loooooooogstory:
Why is Chioma being referred to as a chef? Isn't this stereotype?
Are you saying women are only meant for the kitchen?

Why can't we have Chioma the belly dancer, Chioma the makeup artist, Chioma the model, Chioma the carpenter...

For Christ's sake these are better ways to call Chioma. Instead of confining women to kitchen titles
LOL, do ya research bro, she called herself chef because she is one allegedly
RomanceRe: Is My Wife Still Cheating? by kilojoDesigns: 12:00am On Jan 26, 2020
Someone should help Op, I couldn't finish reading because of the length, man got his own problems but e never reach to write epistle so na testimony.

Op I would answer your topic question, yes she is still cheating.
sexual messages wite people other than you? Chasing someone else husband?. Wonder how you contained all of this sorry but she belongs to the streets.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Tired Of Life, I Have Left My Family Permanently by kilojoDesigns: 5:34pm On Jan 25, 2020
tripleaventures:
Good morning. I need a job in Ibadan urgently to sponsor my last semester examination in the University.
I have my OND Certificate (Accountancy) from a Federal Polytechnic.
My dream was to break the jinx of my family because all my dad's children are not educated. Trouble started when I finished my sec sch exam, I was told to check the result, the result was very bad, 2 Cs out of 9 Subjects.
To short the story, I wrote 6 O'levels before I passed two out of it.
I proceed, I never give up. The same year, I was admitted to polytechnic, and face many obstacles before i graduated.
I never give up, I move on. I proceed and start from the beginning in the University.
So, many obstacles came again such as missing scripts in 100 and 200L result
I never give up, I rewrite it and have a good grade in it. Less than a week to my final exam. I got a spiritual attack whereby I don't know what I am doing again, my brain was paralyzed. I was rushed to churches where everything was revealed.
But I thank God, I am okay now. I need a job right now.
I was told to stay away from my dad's family by various pastors I consulted, I am currently in Ibadan looking for a new life, accommodation and jobs.

Call/WhatsApp: 07035678013
Mehn, all these dads family are very wicked. undecided Hardly does one hear anything from the mothers side. It's well.
RomanceRe: What Should I Do In This Situation With A Lady? by kilojoDesigns: 5:29pm On Jan 25, 2020
These girls test us bro, no go write exam and forget to sign your name for attendance. shocked
Ask her out if she agree and tell her you didn't feel good when she left you unread. Tell her those things don't get to you but you don't know why it did in her case. If she doesn't agree or does not even reply the asking out message. Still tell her about it there. You've signed attendance.

Anyway, I make awesome graphics designs logos, banners etc at affordable prices. Call/whatsapp 07018880219 let's grow our businesses in this economy

CelebritiesRe: “my Girl Thinks I’m Cheating” – Peruzzi Laments Hrs After Chioma-davido Scandal by kilojoDesigns: 8:23pm On Jan 21, 2020
solmusdesigns:
have you ever reported your friends girl that she cheats, and your friend confronts her only for her to cry and claim you nearly raped her.. then your friend brings thug to beat you up?

you know nothing about the woman has over a loved up man
Title Pls, I'm tired of foreign movies
RomanceRe: The Tribe Where Bride's Aunt Offer Herself To The Groom Before Wedding by kilojoDesigns: 3:44pm On Jan 21, 2020
what if hanty is married
RomanceRe: Isa Sulaiman & Janine Sanchez: 'I No Fit Love Any Nigerian Woman Again' by kilojoDesigns: 3:41pm On Jan 21, 2020
its like this is the way, Man needs true love too cry
RomanceRe: Have You Been In A Position With Your Cousin Like This? Photo!! by kilojoDesigns: 3:27pm On Jan 21, 2020
she lacks discipline cry, when you life with someone you don't expect them to change for you. sorry bro you can export her back to her family
CelebritiesRe: Lady Attempts Suicide After Pastor Shared Her Nude Pictures On Church's Whatssap by kilojoDesigns: 3:21pm On Jan 21, 2020
Okoyeaniche:
A Nigerian lady, identified as Miss Rita Abang was allegedly stopped from committing suicide after her Pastor boyfriend allegedly shared her nude photos on social media.

According to the information gathered from their Whatssap conversation, the cleric who was in possession of the lady's nude pictures, has been threatening to share it on the church's whatssap group chat. While the angry lady told him to go ahead.

The Pastor allegedly went ahead to share the pictures and the lady who couldn't bare the shame, took to Whatsapp, Twitter and Facebook, to share a suicidal post.

She wrote; "#JusticeForChima. I know suicide is bad, but I have no option than this. I love my parents and my little girl. By tomorrow I will be dead. Know that this man Francis Moses Ukugha is the...SEE MORE
how is suicide an option!, when nudes are flying everywhere more than edo witches. Gather yourself and take this man to court and get justice.
RomanceRe: Can You Spend The Night With Her? (pix) by kilojoDesigns: 3:09pm On Jan 21, 2020
tonysunkan:
Guys, be sincere, can you date her?
why are guys always afraid of a strong woman undecided Me I can date her if she not a violent one that's my problem anyway, your problem can be having a poor logo design and a great business. these things do not correlate. I can help you fix that.
call/whatsapp: 07018880219(Joseph)

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10921261_picsart1579182632579_jpeg8fe2d77c0dc86bc2e20a448215950f57
RomanceRe: 25-year-old #SaggyBoobsMatter Founder, Chidera Shows Her Bushy Vagina (Photos) by kilojoDesigns: 2:52pm On Jan 21, 2020
Actually MOST Nigerian girls are hairy down there anyway, Nothing wrong in that, whats wrong is having a great business with a wack logo. get awesome logo, business card and other branding done with kilojo.
call/whatsapp: 07018880219 (Joseph)

PoliticsRe: This Is The Most Beautiful And Hottest Nigerian Newscaster Ever by kilojoDesigns: 11:38pm On Jan 15, 2020
NihiIist:
What's her name?

She's always on NTA.

If you watch NTA and you don't get an ere***** between 9 and 10, you have a very low testosterone levels.
This one wey dey do like person wey smoke akamu
RomanceRe: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by kilojoDesigns: 3:56pm On Jan 15, 2020
NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness
One girl used to do this on a reg, I would vex then she would surprise visit the next day or two grin na so house go just scatter anyhow as we reconcile.
sadly the relationship ended but my designs are still waxing strong. so if you need logos, banners and other graphic designs. I also make awesome illustrations for books etc.
07018880219 is the number (call/whatsapp)

RomanceRe: See The Extreme Height Difference Between This Basketballer And His Girlfriend by kilojoDesigns: 3:43pm On Jan 15, 2020
She raised her hand up and still couldn"t touch his head shocked
you guys should patronize me, let me chop and tall reach this guy life is not hard. check my siggy I'm your graphics design plug I also do illustrations for books etc

BusinessRe: How Profitable Are Nairaland Ads by kilojoDesigns: 9:28pm On Jan 13, 2020
Youre right to ask, you can't use yourself to judge so many people visit nairaland as users or as guests. Nairaland ads are quite profitable, I've ran a few of them it's all about timing and what section you place them. What product/service are you selling if I may ask?

It helps to Know who you want to see you ads and tailor the ad to them. It's not necessary for it to be a related section. For example if you are selling used cars, placing it in the auto section is cool but you can also place in the business section.

"Need a car for your business? Tested and affordable cars are available at (your logo)"

There are some sections you hardly go wrong with because of the number of views, but it's still best to maximize the returns.

I design nairaland banner ads aswell, you can give me a call/whatsapp 07018880219

Some of my designs are below, the size doesn't matter, so long as the information is clear people would see it, the more they see it the more they remember. One time I needed something I remembered an ad I had already been seeing. Now I was the one searching the sections just to find it again.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10865252_nlkjcopy_pngaae0de3a8f84146a3f6028ab6e28801b
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10865253_nlrandom1copy_pngeb7c471f6545092d3476fc1000acc51b
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10865254_nlrandom2copy_pngccfaf5650d2fd8a4dd883fcc917cedbb
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10865255_banners01copy_png75e78de3eb13d72f69910d0258b925bf
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10865263_nlrandom3copy_pngc4cfe8854ce64be36c86a3d5c7ee26da
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10865264_banners02copy_png47d64eae3fcd476a44754bbfecd777da
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10865265_sharptradenlbannersmallcorrect_jpeg5cbd30123e69e26f8dd9679c43bdd216
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Affordable Nairaland Banner Ads by kilojoDesigns(op): 9:27pm On Jan 13, 2020
Thanks
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I Am Looking For Book Cover Designer For A Romance Novel by kilojoDesigns: 8:18am On Jan 12, 2020
LiteratureMy First Book Of The Year by kilojoDesigns(op): 12:23am On Jan 11, 2020
I just finished reading my first book this year. Well it was technically a bit of a re'read- Halfway through I discovered I had read it when I was much younger about 10 -15 years ago.

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmahW7AWwg3UkBsUh1VyRc1pZeaqak2MnbQzKvGh6SkRVp/9276509._SY475_.jpg
Took me about 3 days to finish. I am quite impressed with myself, something like this used to take me 3-4 weeks, I don't think I even finished it the first time.
Its a great Read drowning with life lessons, except I felt robbed of a "complete ending" but I guess that its one characteristic of a realistic story. Its sad to see an author try to force a conclusion when life shouldn't even care at all.

What are you reading at the moment? I welcome suggestions for my next read)
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Affordable Nairaland Banner Ads by kilojoDesigns(op): 11:26pm On Jan 10, 2020
contact me if you also need
book cover, song art and other graphics designs

Art, Graphics & VideoAffordable Nairaland Banner Ads by kilojoDesigns(op): 11:23pm On Jan 10, 2020
hello everyone, My name is Joseph. Designing Nairaland Banner ads is one of my specialties and I would be doing them for cheap until the 21th of Janurary.

Price: N1500
Call/whatsapp: 07018880219 and let me know you saw this thread wink

some of my works below

CelebritiesRe: Popular Singer, Adele Is Losing Weight So Much Fans Are Really Worried - PHOTOS by kilojoDesigns: 2:50pm On Jan 07, 2020
falcon01:
She fat you talk
She slim you talk
What the f*ck does ye want?
Money
RomanceRe: ''Have Sex Its Not A Sin''pastor Demonstraes Sex Making On The Altar With A Lady by kilojoDesigns: 2:35pm On Jan 07, 2020
Heroclitus:
Na these people dey make atheists dey talk delusionally
Delusion and Atheism in the same sentence in defense of religionhuh cry
RomanceRe: Google Reveals 10 Nigerian States With Highest Search For Gay Porn In 2019 by kilojoDesigns: 2:26pm On Jan 07, 2020
Lagos is there because of my Igbo brothers

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 25 pages)