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liltee123:
Offset wrote a sweet Instagram post about his and Cardi B's relationship and Cardi commented to profess her love for him.

The couple took the world by surprise when it was discovered that they had married secretly after a whirlwind romance. They went on to have a baby.

Offset reflected on their relationship as he shared a photo of them together.

He captioned the photo: "WE MADE A FAMILY WHEN THEY THOUGHT WE WAS PLAYING I MARRIED U AND AINT LOOK BACK CAUSE I KNOW U GOT MY BACK."

And Cardi B replied: "I love you daddy."

https://pressnewsng.com.ng/offset-writes-sweet-post-about-his-and-cardi-bs-relationship-and-she-responds/

So man go born pikin, take care of her, spend all the money and time to raise her and one day she will wake up and start calling one pop-up nigga daddy? inside life.

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Tobsam237:
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SultanOfPuna:
Adam was more connected to God
Until He ate the forbidden fruit.
Then mankind lost that deep connection.

What I mean is that animal connection with God is more stronger than humans..
Why do they use animals for sacrifice to God in old ages even till now??
Animals can see,feel what our ordinary 5 sense can't percieve.
They are able to see and interact with interdimensional beings that we can't see

Imagine if humans could see beyond our wavelength.. Athiests will be extinct We would truly see God and appreciate nature.
The reason Athiests are Athiests is because we as humans only believe what
We can see,touch,smell,hear and feel.
With only limited 5 senses while Cats have 9 senses. You are only seeing 15% of the world while a cat sees 70% of the world..

Since we lost that connection in the garden of Eden we are not exposed to that type of wavelength. So we are stuck with only what our 5 senses will show us..
When you have 9 senses then you will truly appreciate and See God.

Before blatantly asserting all the contents you have been spoon fed since you were a kid. How many sacred books have you read to be able to say things like Adam, Eve and the forbidden fruit even existed. The point of animals being used as sacrifice because they are more connected to "God" is invalid. The Aztecs and many other civilizations used human sacrifices. In your Bible when the King of Moab sacrificed his eldest son, why did "God" ask his people to turn back and take the L although they were winning before?

There are many higher beings that have paraded themselves to be God, hence the numerous religions all claiming to worship the true God. In reality None of them actually do. What's worse is people don't get the significance writing had in the ancient times. It was something only meant for the priests, they used this to communicate with each other in codes. Formulating false stories that have coded meanings, to the public theses stories were taken as literal but the high priests knew better. Things like Adam & eve, Noah flood etc are all Allegories. The truths behind them were only made available to those initiated into priesthood and sworn to secrecy. Sadly till today these texts are still taken as truths by the lazy masses.

This babe can't even do like she isn't enjoying herself

The time you spent vs the N50 (half agege bread) he wasted

I've been noticed

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Kalashnikov102:
This babe na she act Pirates porn movie na

You be baba

BobiDamani:
I normally say I can eat anything as long as a human being somewhere eats it without dying. So I told her I felt like tasting something different and she gave me this. I don't even know were to start. Looks shity shity but the aroma is yummy yummy.

Pumpkin, cabbage mix with tuna and chicken liver.

Tf It's like we would export Op to China before any new virus breaks out.

Real people check my siggy

Astark:
Mumu Nigerians love to brag about how they are the smartest and most hardworking people on Earth there's no country on Earth that Nigerians don't have a bad reputation.

So America that ban Nigeria from entering their country are also jealous abi? There was this European country that offered money to Nigerians for them to leave. From Ghana to Kenya then China, India, Malaysia to Europe all of them are driving Nigerians out of their country.

I'm thinking of running for president
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nairafame:
Entered Keke at the school’s park only for Baba to start tostin me, he only carry only me from school junction to lecture hall, final year female law student revealed as she shares their conversations.

Watch Video HERE

She been dey really feel the Keke guy to record if only he knew small thing he for kpash am.
real ones check my siggy

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Babsplanet:
Watch the super dance by this beautiful lady that almost go naked but trust me her boobs Is so attractive that you will feel like having her on your bed
[url][/url]https://www.instagram.com/p/B4uFur-lGDG/?igshid=ne7ykygsqo13

Boobs are life when a good heart is behind them.

I want this

I think I'll do mine too. Let me go and buy 10 gold chains first

This one needs pillow case

Working on a full branding project, gonna be busy for the week. Here's a sneak peek.

TIP: try to sketch on paper before jumping into any design, showing your clients your sketch can help eliminate time thst would have been wasted if you actually took the time to design it. I always try to give my clients about 3 sketches.

Kilojo

My fellow men, no go kee yasef untop woman , women are evil, the average woman wants one man to do everything for her and would turn to the streets when they are dissatisfied. The the average guy just wants about one thing from different women, division of labor yet dem still go dey vex

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We can't condemn Nigeria for being a jungle and still be the first to support jungle justice.

When I was young I witnessed something very similar, a man was burnt alive after being beating almost to the point of death. A very scaring experience. The overall emotion in the air was first anger then it turned to joy when the man started screaming in Flames. That was the end game, they just wanted to experience joy because they had none.

Check closely, any one in support of jungle justice would most likely be or have a high tendency to be a domestic violent person. It's basically the same thing just on different scales. Justice has been used as an excuse for psychopaths to blow off some steam and let loose for a few munites before they are forced to go back into their holes or wear their undersized sheep clothes.

Nothing wrong in handing him over to the police, I'm certain he would even be well beaten in their custody and finally get a death sentence or life imprisonment.

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So like we all know, the digital art space is quite dynamic and fun, every once in a while a new challenge gains traction. One of the latest is the #Toonme challenge.

The last major one in 2019 was the #artvsartist challenge. Here an artist posts a picture of themselves surrounded by a collage of all their favorite art works.

Something like this one I did

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10953964_picsart1580157924375_jpeg70034a2a92ca1ede557450838483be1b


Now the toonme challenge is about an artist converting a portion of their selfies into cartoons. It's usually half of the picture but people have gone crazy with the idea. No surprise there, we are known to break rules.



Here are some examples, the first one is mine.
if you haven't.. join in, it's a good way to connect with other artists, warm up for the days work also using the hastag would get your work out there and most of all its fun

Funny thing is this might just be a picture of a guy and his mom/grandma then one blogger inside one hole in Sambisa forest would just form one story and export it to the internet then my nairaland brothers would be reposting

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Regina didn't marry him for his money, that just a side effect. She might actually be in love with him. Women love powerful men and yes money often comes with that.

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People change, you can go back to him.
No go quote me when he whoop your behind again.. Someone that tore your clothes in front of a random babe. Guess the D is worth it.

Certifiedbadman:
There are certain habit people exibit after sex,which is totally bad... They are as follows.
1. Never be in a rush to pee after sex, if need be not, snuggle alittle, to avoid acidifying the spermatozoa
2. Never take plenty of food or wine after sex, it drainges down your total system function.
3. Never use any methol instrument or cream after sex, to avoid being minimizing your erectile strength.
4. NEVER Sit in a postrated position, it damages the pelvix.
thank you and be cautioned.

5. Never ask for money after sex. It's bad optics. If you're going to collect money from your guy collect before sex. He would even give you more

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