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Christianity EtcRe: 'Religion Has Done More Harm To Man Than Technology' - Twitter User Says by kilojoDesigns: 2:15pm On Jun 09, 2018
rekinomtla:
Thank technology combined with *atheist communist regimes* for making the 20th century the bloodiest in human history.
It hard for an atheist to take a life, he knows he does so in his own responsibility. When you transfer that responsibility to another being whos story and values are controlled by a few rich and powerful sect there's no telling what they can make common men do...it's genius
CelebritiesRe: 'Tiwa Vibes' Banned! Tiwa Savage Reacts To Ban On Her Song Over 'Shayo' by kilojoDesigns: 2:06pm On Jun 09, 2018
Tallesty1:
I still remember how I played her song in a poultry farm and the layers stopped laying eggs for weeks.
Omo, na to dey play her song dey kpansh babe be that
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Five Jobs That Will Be Extinct By 2028 by kilojoDesigns: 9:39am On Jun 09, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Lies. I dont believe this poo. Like saying cars on petrol will be extinct because of electric cars. It cant happen
Lol, I admire your optimism. But it's advisable to nurse a healthy dose of paranoia once in a while.

The only reason electric cars haven't overtaken ortodox cars is that most rich people and companies have huge stakes in oil, also these oil companies have signed deals with some car manufacturers so it's been a rough ride for electric cars. However soon enough things would change.

May I remind you that horses were used before cars came in. It's just life...progress
FamilyRe: Different Types Of Pregnant Nigerian Women - Meme Collection by kilojoDesigns: 4:33pm On Jun 08, 2018
Philpham:
Not funny. Being pregnant is one thing men cannot do. That's y women are superior to them.
Men are only sper..m donors.
Women give life.
From your post, sounds like you're neither man nor woman undecided
FoodRe: What Soup Can One Make With 500 Naira? by kilojoDesigns: 10:04am On May 24, 2018
Topccy007:
Can anyone help with the kind of Soup 500 naira can prepare these days?

It's surprising that it's difficult to make a manageable pot of soup with 500 naira.

Can anyone help please?
Milk #100
Milo #100
Sugar #50
Garri #100
Groundnut #50

Use the change and buy purewater.
CrimeRe: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by kilojoDesigns: 9:59am On May 24, 2018
Rachelsblog:
A know ya'll all were expecting him to Batter her, But This is not just a Gentleman, he is rare, A guy got slapped by a lady at an ATM stand, after a light argument, And to test her he told her to slap him again, if her 'mama' born her well, And she slapped him again, But been a good guy that he is, he just stood for minutes, flashed back at his mom, sister, cousin, Girlfriend and just walk away, what a gentleman he is.. He deserves an accolades.. lol..



See below!

Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/see-what-man-did-to-lady-for-slapping.html
The guy is a SEXIST...double standards. If it was another guy that slapped him nobody go hear word. Accolade ko assurance ni. grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Sovereign Investment Authority Latest Job Recruitment (8 Positions) by kilojoDesigns: 3:28pm On May 14, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I doubt folks legitimately get these jobs.
Because the only way into most Federal establishments is through the back door.
Exactly, now na even kitchen window sef
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Fuels Breakup Rumours As She Deletes All Photos Of Iceberg Slim by kilojoDesigns: 7:39am On May 06, 2018
Rokia2:
Hopefully you are a virgin if not can you undo the hard azz fu...c..k...I...ng your exs give you?
Shuu....You dey vex o
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade In Hot Leather Pants On Stage. (Photos) by kilojoDesigns: 1:43am On May 06, 2018
Funnystatus:
Op you said pant but what am seeing there is trouser.. What is expect is not what am seeing
Op said pants not panties
BusinessRe: Naira May Drop On Profit-taking, Increased Demand by kilojoDesigns: 1:29am On May 06, 2018
proeast:
Yabaleft escapee cry cry
Be smart and always ready to learn that's how to grow everyday.
FoodRe: See The Food Combination I Bumped On Today At My Friend's House. by kilojoDesigns: 4:48pm On May 05, 2018
matanmij:
I visited my friend today and I met her eating wheat meal and this soup. I have not seen or heard of this combination before. #EgusiPlusEwedu
You still dey learn work grin

RomanceRe: ''girls That Follow Their Friends To Dates Are Very Shameless'' - Nigerian Man by kilojoDesigns: 5:25pm On May 04, 2018
CastedAyo:
A female Twitter queried why men don't pay for their girlfriend's friends when they go out.

A guy replied saying only shameless girls follow their friends on such dates.

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/girls-that-follow-their-friends-to-dates-are-very-shameless-nigerian-man-says.html
With my aura I was surprised one girl summoned courage to try this with me. I ordered for them both, I made sure her friends own was blantantly more decorated than hers
TravelRe: . by kilojoDesigns: 4:07pm On May 03, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
What's his case? cool
Seconded
CareerRe: Dangote Cement Appoints Cherie Blair, Tony Blair’s Wife As Director by kilojoDesigns: 4:05pm On May 03, 2018
If she can, why not... Since the yoot are lazy
CelebritiesRe: Ernest Opoku Confirms Nayas’ Abortion Accusation, Blames The Devil by kilojoDesigns: 3:48pm On May 03, 2018
ToriBaze:
http://ghana.toribaze.com/entertainment/ernest-opoku-confirms-actress-nayas-abortion-accusation-blames-devil/
Thought the devil was supposed to be the accuser of the brethren? Not the other way around.
Anyway what do I know undecided


BTW, I make awesome logos and design. Contact in the siggy.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Cows Killed After Causing Accident Involving Luxurious Bus In Adamawa. Photos by kilojoDesigns: 11:44am On May 03, 2018
Seun comman see ghost o�
PhonesRe: If You're To Design Your Dream Smartphone.... by kilojoDesigns: 11:35am On May 03, 2018
Bullet proof
Water proof
Fire proof
Automatic software updates in 5secs
Automatic hardware update( one can dream)
Special/dedicated ram for mining cryptos
Dna recognition software
100% clean energy usage
1mil mah battery
Perfected VR interface
Perfected AR interface
Auto cloud storage of entire data every 5secs
Auto data wipe and self destruct if stolen
100% Bio degradable
Total user protection from all harmful rays emited

To name a few.. grin

Check my signature tho

AgricultureRe: FG Launches Startup Nigeria To Promote Agribusiness by kilojoDesigns: 11:17am On May 03, 2018
Am too lazy to sign up for this.

Y'all can check my siggy tho

CelebritiesRe: Girl Who Tattooed Davido On Her Hand Cries: "Davido No Remember Me" (Photos) by kilojoDesigns: 6:54am On May 03, 2018
This one think say tatoo na assurance cheesy
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by kilojoDesigns: 6:44am On May 03, 2018
NLevents:
You can not say you love someone without trusting them smiley
Lol, life ain't Hollywood...don't buy into all those corny ish, love is/can be very complicated. am sure he really loves her, I would be sad if she's just another ho.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye On A Stretcher In The Court Room With Ben Murray-Bruce (Photos) by kilojoDesigns: 9:37pm On May 02, 2018
Atleast he didn't jump off the stretcher this time.
All these distraction propaganda lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: "First Time Of Having Sex With My Boyfriend Who Has Bigger Dick" - Owerri Girl by kilojoDesigns: 9:31pm On May 02, 2018
greatface:
grin
How does she get to know the size of other bae's boo's dickk size to have come to conclude that her's is bigger.

I seriously doubt is her first time or does she mean to say "it's her first time with this particular maga".

Imagine the confidence in holding and being held by the bum.

She is obviously from a disfunctional home or has nobody as a relative that uses the internet.
grin
I can argue she's the maga in this scenario
CelebritiesRe: Rita Nzelu’s Family Refunds N70 Bride Price To Simeon Okoro's Family by kilojoDesigns: 9:27pm On May 02, 2018
HoodBillionaire:
just 70k
nawa o
slave trade
Not even 70k bro, na 70naira I been dey see so shocked
CrimeRe: Ugandan Maid Arrested For Breaking Her Boss' Head When He Tried To Rape Her by kilojoDesigns: 9:24pm On May 02, 2018
CDCEO001:
If the story is true, then why is she being arrested? Is it better for the man to succeed in raping her.? They should release her and arrest the man.
The attempted rape is alleged, Until proven, the the head breaking is evident. Hence the broken head. I'd like to believe he's guilty and would face whatever punishment necessary
CrimeRe: Ugandan Maid Arrested For Breaking Her Boss' Head When He Tried To Rape Her by kilojoDesigns: 9:19pm On May 02, 2018
OrestesDante:
angry angry angry


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What the heck is wrong with Justice?

There is one more person to be cuffed here. The act was actually out of self-defense



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Chill, the man would face the music after he's recovered.
WebmastersRe: Does This Post Contain Hate Speech? FACEBOOK NEW Policy To Nigeria IPS by kilojoDesigns: 9:40am On May 02, 2018
This is self racism cry

Anyway, check my Siggy

RomanceRe: 2 Genuine Strategies I Used To Tackle The Spirit Of Masturbation by kilojoDesigns: 10:37am On Apr 26, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin grin


Sure...Any female will get blisters or bruises if she use any hard objects to poke her NUNU without lubricant sha... grin

Some of them will even use their fingers with long fake nails sad sad sad

Vagina is very sensitive u know... Ladies must be very careful..
depends on the girl o, some vjs require rough handling before dey can cum.
CrimeRe: 14 People Killed In Ali-Agudu, Benue By Fulani Herdsmen (Graphic Photos) by kilojoDesigns: 10:00am On Apr 26, 2018
This is now a daily occurrence, I don't know how the governor lives with this level of incompetence. Having at least 10 of your people killed everyday. A genocide happening right in front of him.
He should resign
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Kilojo Designs: Logo For A Podcast About Fishing by kilojoDesigns(op): 10:13am On Apr 24, 2018
Thanks

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