₦airaland Forum

DCatt:
You are meat sacrificed for ogun and that's where you will end with your brain smashed on the main road. You are destined to be food for vultures. Iya e were to bi omo abifobojona ati baba e sperm donor will rot in hell.

Bush talk, you will never proper in life no matter how hard you strive.

envoymedia:
Comedian Seyilaw and wife, Ebere, have welcomed their second child, a baby girl, IgbereTV reports.

The comedian announced the birth of their bundle of joy on his Instagram page on Sunday, December 6.

He wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CIdN__3FtIJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

The couple welcomed their first child, Tiwa, in 2016.

See the maternity photos of Ebere below.

Op is high on weed, second not third.


But children dey quick grow sha o, no be the girl wey she born that year be did...

Hm...

I am not married but what I have learnt is marriage is about finding a partner who can cope with your short coming and who you can cope with his or her short coming....

Each and every marriage that looks perfect without blemish to you is not perfect.....

There are flaws which each partners have learned to cope with without grudge which is keeping the marriage together and partners happy.

NLC?

Never proper association

Those ones a criminals in sheep clothing they can never be thrust just like NANS abi whatever they call themselves

This burutai is a comedian AY or Ali baba should hire him... He would give them a run

ImmaculateJOE:
VP Osinbanjo is my 2nd choice after Peter Obi..

If PDP presents Peter Obi and APC does likewise to Yemi Osinbanjo then Nigerians will have the option of choosing the better person between two Angels..

Anyways From a people who call God “Chukwu,” heaven “Eligwe,” earth “Ali,” Lucifer “Ekwensu,” water “Mini” and salt “Nnu,” Nigerian president will emerge in 2023.

This would be a good combo, the only issue I am having with this Osinbajo is his views concerning restructuring.

Picking Peter obi would be a very smart move

Mouth Gig:
AFTER, DEM GO SAY BUHARI BAD







WHEN EVERYRAM IS BENEFITING





HYPOCRITES

keep shot, put yourself in their shoes, although what they ate doing is wrong and crime, the gvt is also a criminal, artisan gold miners too are criminals.


How could you take so much from a community without first putting plans in place to ensure that their livelihood is not destroyed, their livelihood is already destroyed and they are on the wrong path of survival.

So Tope Alabi left her husband and married her sound engineer, a case of my bestie my bestie turned bedie, but even at that, from the narrative above, the daughter and the father hardly see and that is where the connection severed, he should have fought for child custody when he had the chance, but he didn't because he was focused on his relationship.

But Tope Alabi sef get coma o

I think the man was a dunce for allowing her change the name without dragging her by her wrapper in public, family house, social media and court.

If she had changed it to her own surname that would be fine but instead change it to her man's name, is that not kidnapping?

She has a shady life... Point blank

khingTony:
This country is not united, It can never be, Not when the Yorubas are quick to blame another tribe for their mistakes and can even blame them for the pain they feel after hurting themselves, not when the person above this comment is in support of the apology of a president that is in aso rock.


Not when we have a lying tongue as the minister of information, Not when people are killed for demanding a better Country, and so much more....

I'm not pessimistic, but this country cannot be united, Never.


Know this and know peace


Peace

Biased view.... But I wouldn't have said anything if you didn't generalise

CalliDora1:
It's obvious in this case that it's not for biz but show off. That was why I made that comment. Of course if it's for commercial purpose, I wouldn't comment like that.

sometimes liabilities are necessary to raise one's social status though... So if he can afford it, no big deal.

hafsatadebisi:
menene? me na yi?

bakayi komai ba. wasa nake yi.

CalliDora1:
Hm. I find it difficult to marvel when someone buys a car because to me it's a liability and when the car starts it's problems, you won't find it funny cos of the money you'll spend. And it always almost takes the place of a babe in her man's life. As all attention and care is divided and shared with the car. So...im not always thrilled.

Just thinking aloud.

it's only a liability if it's bought for show off but has no impact on what brings money to your table, it could only be a liability if your cash flow is not consistent or reliable but an asset if it makes what brings money to your table easy and quicker

Jaqenhghar:
Same here. There was this french teacher one woman. Who no know Mrs. Usidame for FGC sokoto. The woman was pure evil and very ugly.

I hated that French teacher ehn but my biology teacher in ss2/3 that woman is a definition of a mother teacher... Always correcting and encouraging me to be on the right track always, flogged me two or three times right from when she started teaching my level till I graduated.

desmondidiot:
A Facebook user, Kevin Tita, has taken to his timeline to narrate what he passed through in the hand of a school teacher, states that the I'll treatment melted upon him by the teacher affected his self esteem and vows never to forgive the teacher. He wrote.

"This is the man that drove me to deep depression that I have found it very hard to overcome till date since high school. This man had a special hatred and disgust for me right till even after I left the school and came back to visit when he slapped me coz I won’t bow down to greet him and our girls matron whom I believe he was fucking at the time.

You don’t know the effect of your actions on a child’s mind, you think you are being a bad ass teacher mean while you are affecting kids in a way that can destroy their self confidence growing up. I haven’t forgiven, I will never forget. Worst thing is that this animal had favorites in the class whom he doesn’t touch and he protects but those of us he felt weren’t good enough to be on his list, or those of us whose parents won’t give him money or goodies when they come visiting, we got it the worse from this devil right here.

You won’t die well Mr. Ben, there’s no amount of apology that can fix this. I have mental scars I have to live with, I didn’t end up a useless child like you always told the class I will when ever u want to flog me. I remember and appreciate every teacher that cared enough to understand when a student is acting out, it’s coz there’s something wrong in their life and family, but fools like this saw weak students as punching bags and logs of wood he can use to practice what ever fighting style he was dishing out back then. I didn’t learn a single thing this animal taught in class coz he would always show up to class with a bunch of sticks he would use to flog students till none was left, how can a child learn under these circumstances?

Other kids that were victim to this imp might have forgiven but every time I come across his profile. I am reminded of one of the people that tried to make me feel like I won’t be anything when I grew up. And to any of our class mates that have a different experience with this mumu and want to come and advice me, I will block u right away, it’s been 11yrs since high school, I don’t miss any of you and I definitely won’t be coming to no fucking high school reunions anyways as long as First Baptist High School is concerned. I don’t have time for nonsense"

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10221473488525032&id=1185404680

one French teacher use to pick on me for no reason... But I met others who worse than her.. Useless bosses... But that is gone now... Omo this mode wey I dey now ehn ...

helinues:


We are not disputing shooting at Lekki, we are not disputing there are no casualties, what we are disputing are

1. Army shot directly at protesters

2. That there was nothing like Massacre at Lekki

Let the judicial panel do their jobs and hope those indicted would be prosecuted

we so BMSs are many than we thought.

They shot at people and also shot in the are... There was a live video that was taking from a building close to the toll gate... From what I saw... Soldiers were shooting directly at protesters from a long range...

Finally what I said on the other thread gas been confirmed... Buhari, his advisers, brothers and friends are the back bone of the terrorists

Veqtor:
Let's not forget that there are Boko Haram terrorists in the govt and in the army.

If the mercenaries come back, they’d be sabotaged and killed the way the southern soldiers trying to fight for d country are being killed.

Just like they did our first female helicopter pilot, Tolulope Arotile...and swept d matter under d carpet.

The matter was beautifully swept under the rug

The association has lost it purpose it should me scrapped with immediate effect.... Minus one problem... Looters, murderers, tyrants of tomorrow... Dem no dey represent me and they have never represented me... Awon ole

hafsatadebisi:
Ban gane ba.

Ban gane ba.

SIONKPO1:
AbJ is boring during the festive season. Reason being that good percentage of Christians travel to their state to celebrate
And the few places one can visit are in City Centre and are mostly not free

fucking heavily expensive...

EXLOVER:
Omo no chick here o, all of them na BruceLee girls.

n na muscle kiii Bruce Lee omo I don laff band...

It is hard to get a girl here like kilode

EXLOVER:
Wetin do your WhatsApp, Facebook or Instagram? Nairaland girls na girls wey dor retire for social media and boys dor Fvck them tire all the Kanda dor comot for the pvssy na full here o.

I read this and my prick choke...

hafsatadebisi:
If you're in need of tasty dried catfish (from natural habitat and affordable too) in Abuja, both in packs and in cartons, quote me. Nationwide delivery is available too.

shey natural habitat follow join price ??

Judicial enquiry and igp investigation na seasonal film e no go end

Zzor:
You dy look for person wey go suffocate you abi, Mr shorty, go look for your size

I can handle your size... Anything I Stan anyhow.. I surprise say you still dey online... Miss shortinus

Prophet of doom... Speaking from the point of incompetence

baralatie:
shey you get 30 bullion bullion jullion for your account?

lol... Zzor mouth go don wide... Na person with zillion not billion for account she dey find

Aconomist:
Abandoned buildings in Marina:

LASACO Assurance building, Financial Trust House, Nicon House, Conoil House, Energy Global Tower, Afribank Plaza, UAC building, Unity Trust, Nigerian Post Office and so on.


But we have a housing shortage are we too stupid to convert these structures into housing? What is wrong with Nigerians.

refurbishing those buildings, changing the land scaping or whatever, converting it to residential area while moving the market far away would help that area grow...


This is one of the reason Lagos is called slum... The gvt should do something instead of leaving it to waste on

No... It is a necessity... Same as owning a house

It seems like there is a curse following this uselex senator

Just watch closely how this issue of mercenary engagement would end.... Fed gvt always end up sympathizing with terrorist... This is not the first time mercenaries have engaged the terrorist but when they are close to wiping them out federal gvt get themselves involved and call them off...


I once read and watched interview of ex us mercenaries who had a combat with bokos in the north...