₦airaland Forum

Tajudeen40:
Virtually everyone here clamouring to join ncs have began inculcating the habit of "quick money", if at this stage we are contemplating on how to collect egunje in other to enrich ourselfs we are actually destroying the sincererity of our future .the ultimate task of customs is to control what come in and out of the country specifically to regulate and apprehend contraband goods . Now, nigerian govt are making effort to create job and part of this strategy is import substitution so that our local industries can strive and create more job opportunities unfortunately ,contraband goods are still finding their way into the country because our customs at the borders are not doing the right. The longer we continue to build on the mindset of enriching our self the more we destroy the reputation of our children future . Jobs are scarce in the country because some certain people in authority are not delivering as expected. For example,goods that are manufacture by a local industry need not to compete with goods produced offshore ,however this goods are smuggled in to the country . This is not doing us any good ,it's killing our economy and thereby causing un- employment . Am an applicant not because I want to enrich my pocket ilegaly but for the passion I have for a selfless service for my father land. PLS CHANGE YOUR ANTIQUES MINDSET!

Oga forget this your long speech. Na people like you go collect 'egunje' pass.
Just like a typical Naija politician who will flaunt an 'integrity image' & make all sorts of promises during campaign & when they finally enter office. they reveal their true colors.

Don't lie to yourself bro. According to current statistics, NCS recruitment has the highest number of applicants(almost 900,000 applicants) in all the paramilitary, military & federal gov recruitment that's been going on since last year.

WHY THE RUSH??
WELL, THIS IS NIGERIA. EVERYBODY WAN "BLOW".

democrat101:
Good day everyone! please can any officer from any any state sign the guarantor form or strictly someone from my state of origin

Secondly, I didn't print my acknowledgement card but I have a screenshot of it (though not very clear) is there a way I can access the website to print it out..

Thank you

Wait untill you are shortlisted

loppy87:
Me I wish everyone well oo. Even though the recruitment level don get as e be now. I no be applicant, shortlisting no consign me. God help everyone.

LOL!
My man why you dey deny say you no be applicant? I just discovered you are very active infact you breathe & eat on this thread when I checked your profile.

which one be "recruitment level don get as e be"? You gat any coded info or update?

dganse:
SHortlisted candidates wil Ben invited on 10th of this month that is if the date has not been changed.

Beer Parlour info.

Welcome to a country where members of the cabinet are not selected based on integrity,intelligence, capability & good record history but are selected based on Religion, tribe, political party membership, compensation to corrupt ex-governors for looting their states and killing their own people for votes during election.

WELCOME TO 9-JA!
Buhari's APC has really taken a once fast progressive country to the STone Age.

kenzosky:
Though i hate to say this. Bro I live in a 3 bedroom chalet somewhere in Europe, these things ain't worth so much like you think.

I'm not talking about the worth bro! I mean it's weird to install HIDDEN camera around your bed without the notice of your female guests.
TOTALLY CREEPY!!

kenzosky:
Some of us are already on alert. I just got myself a 360 degree maximus smart security camera with a standing, placed beside my bed. And about ten waterproof mini cameras distributed around my house. I non need wahala.

Damn Bro You are a creepy ass Niiga! I wonder the number of recorded clips containing nakked girls you will have.
I also pity the girls you sleep with on that bed.


But Las Las you dey Lie Sha!

Seankhalifa:
Fasting and sallah don finish.... How far d people were dey predict the dates...

Lol! My man shun all these predictions oh!
The fact is nobody knows when NCS will commence shortlisting. Everybody just dey guess .

samobaba4u:
Bitter truth
The fact that u are already 30yrs, you are not aualified. Talkiing from experience

Wetin this one dey talk?? If you by chance make it to the training school you will meet men that are old enough to father you putting on white shirt on white shorts like you.
Bros na Naija you dey oh!

Does anyone with a reliable source of information know when NCS will commence shortlisting?
I think they are taking too long.

Dinho20:
WHY IS IT CELEBRITIES ALWAYS HAVE SEX WITHOUT PROTECTION STILL WE'VE NEVER HEARD THEM CONTACTING HIV/AIDS OR EVEN STD'S, IS THEIR BODY METAL? OR ARE THEY HIDING SOMETHING FROM THE PUBLIC, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Many Nigerian Entertainers are HIV+ due to their reckless lifestyles.The Guys sleep with their female fans (without protection) while the female celebs are coded Oloshos and are being pimped to Ogas @ the Top by their record lebels who also sleep with them without protection.

You will always see them slaying on Instagram looking fly & hot but they don't post when they secretly go & buy their HIV anti-retroviral drugs or when they are swallowing the pills.

Last December, my Agency brought in an A- list celeb from Lagos to PH for a show. We lodged him & his crew at Echelon Heights Hotel @ Stadium Road. He requested for a female companion 4 the night & we supplied him a chick.(A finial year student).
The next morning, he started complaining to us that the girl refused to have sex with him & was so furious.
When I interrogated the girl, she told me she insisted they use protection but the dude wanted to 'nack' her without protection which she vehemently refused.

Trust me Naija celebs are too reckless.

R2bees:
Is it not better they just shortlist the 3200 at once instead of stressing people only for them to be dropped along the line.

Bro I think that is what they will do. NCS is not like federal fire service, immigration, prisons or other paramilitary where they gather people like sardines and still screen many out. Nigerian customs stand out in how they do their things.
Mark my words, shortlisted applicants stand 95% chance of getting the job. The other 5% may be due to factors like; Not presenting authentic or complete credentials during screening, height defect, having a form of disability, not showing up during screening etc. The slots of those that will be screened out will be given to other applicants(with connection tho).

Why do you think some applicants are paying as much as 300k-400k to their agents? It's only for them to be shortlisted & not for any aptitude test or thereabout.

Last Last na God get Power.

Choi! Ned Nwo-OKO's sperm is now making this girl to age faster even with the over-filtered pic.
She is no more claiming 18.
LWKMD........��

Seankhalifa:
Out of 500k dey shortlist 100k for exam... Whc we kw e no go happen... Out of d 100k for d exam 40k pass d exam.... Out of the 40k dat pass d exam 15k pass interview.... Out of the 15k where pass interview dey pick 5k pass medicals... Out of the 5k where pass medicals... Only 3200 dem pick.... Goodluck to all and na joke

Which medicals again?? Apart from the medical fitness letter applicants were asked to get from government approved hospitals are they still going to conduct medical screening on applicants again?
Never heard of this oh!

MARYJANE!! THE ONLY PLANT THAT BURNS EVEN WHEN ITS STILL GREEN & FRESH.

ecclize:
how i fit get ham naw

call: 0 8 0 8 4 8 6 2 9 3 3

ugo4u:
You want to help people and you are selling a phantom past question paper to them. You're a bloody fraud from past question it will be slot reservation, I pity the people that fall for ur scam, look at the simpleton that wants to help people and you are still jobless.
Shove ur PQ in ur ass. That's what ur ilks used to milk gullible folks on the navy thread. If you don't change the numerous curses these job seekers lay on ur type will be felt till ur 3rd generation. After you will keep moving from one prayer house to the other not knowing that you ur destiny has being enveloped by curses.

And who told you I'm looking for a job on this thread? see how you are exposing your self. So u think everyone is like u who patronises all these prayer houses.
All the prayer houses you have been visiting as a result of your years of joblessness HOW FAR??
You are still on a nairaland NCS job thread venting your frustration.
Did I invite you specifically to buy the past questions? you should have ignored the advertisement if you are not interested just as other sensible people on the thread did.
Don't go and open a small kiosk with your little money you hear, keep patronising all these fake god of men.
Ndi Ala!!!

ugo4u:
Scammer is it by force? Anybody that fall for ur scam is not worthy to be a neighborhood watch talk more of a customs officer.

PS: Read ur current affairs, no everything about the Nigerian customs, practice ur mathematics and English shikenan!! Leave the rest to God..
It's not by past questions, they may even decide to do like Army(no aptitude test) and just shortlist for interview straight.

See this foool oh! I'm trying to help your life & you are calling me a scammer. How dare you compare NCS to Nigerian Army.
NCS is looking for smart & intelligent officers to recruit therefore there must be an exam/aptitude test in order to test the brains of daft people like you if u are competent or not.
The Nigerian Army is looking for people to use as pawns (in their chess game) to send to sambisa forest to be slaughtered by boko Haram so there is no need to set any aptitude test for applicants.
Why didn't you apply in the Nigeria Army?

If you like don't buy & study the past questions. Go and write NCS aptitude test with this your brain.

THE LAST NIGERIA CUSTOMS GENERAL RECRUITMENT WAS CONDUCTED IN 2011. 80% OF THE APTITUDE TEST QUESTIONS WILL SURELY BE REPEATED.
WE HAVE THE PAST QUESTIONS FOR SALE IN PDF FORMAT FOR JUST N1,500.
CALL TO GET YOURS.

APTITUDE TEST IS VERY CRUCIAL IN THIS EXERCISE & YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO FAIL IT.

You are right OP! I fell in love with Nissan Murano the day i test drove it. The torque and HP is something else. The Murano was and still a lovely Ride just that our people here in Naija have a bad maintenance culture.
Maintenance is just the key.

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bigtt76:
Don't get me wrong, Nokia XL was my first attempt at using an Android phone. It was an hybrid android fork by Nokia.

You virtually have to flash Google Play Store on to it, it has got low memory space and runs on Android jelly bean version.

Trust me Infinix Android One is far better than this and if you must know it runs on Android 6.0. I also use a UMI Branded phone.... Yes ch1nko but a thousand times better than this crap that Nokia no longer supports.



Nokia Android phone they sell for 19k..... Na phone be that?

Life is all about choices an preferences. The fact that u don't like the phone doesn't mean someone else doesn't like it. There are still die hard Nokia freaks out there.
Now stay off my tread u enemy of progress. I don't know why these days there are "bad Belle" people everywhere. You are just trying to dent someone's business for no reason. And bet me someone will always stand in your way in every area of your life if u don't desist from doing this.

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bigtt76:
Nice but an idiotic phone by Nokia

This Nokia Android phone is better than that China Chiko phone you are using. I can bet that.

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