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Electricity inside toilet again?? I hope someone's yansh will not be electrocuted while taking a shit.

DCTrendy:
Lol.... calm down poster.

When I got married at 29 in 2011, my wife’s colleagues in the office actually asking her why she married that “boy”. Cos the statue was just not there. But sense dey.

9 years down the lane now you do predict I am 40years old.

Don’t worry yourself. You re still gonna catch up. So... be calming down ok?

Boss! How come you now look 40 within 9 years as a married man who married at 29?
Hope marriage and wifey ain't stressing you oh!

bootycapon:
NBA is gradually toeing the lane that has rendered NUJ useless. If some mischievous people in southern Kaduna has brought down a bee hive upon themselves, and the innocent ones got sting, how is El Rufai the problem. If a people driven by intolerance goes around killing neighbours in the name of settlers and what is not now get a dose of the bitter pills they served others, how is El Rufai be punished.
There can never be smoke without a fire. Actions have consequences. If those spearheading this heinous crime are not punished; there can't be lasting peace. If the hypocracy that have become of our media is not checked there can't be justice. Lives are being lost in Zamfara, Borno, Katsina in droves those doesn't matter to NBA. All lives matter after all. The recipe for peace lies in the hands of the people of Southern Kaduna. El Rufai is not the problem.

Islamic Terrorist

GAZZUZZ:
Make that Papa happy

This ride is not only fit for Old papas. A young 9igga can acquire this & upgrade the rims, headlights & front grill.
Aswear, Honda Anaconda & Toyota Muscle will have nothing on this on the highway.

Federal government should allow us be. How can they be thinking of locking the country again when other countries are easing up.
NO MORE LOCK-DOWN. I repeat
NO MORE LOCK-DOWN.

Hello Tpound! I'm impressed by the good job you are doing here.
I'm currently in Bayelsa State and I intend to get a naija used car through you from Lagos. The issue now is the ban on interstate movements. How do I get the car across Lagos to Yenagoa? Is it possible?

Sixfeetbelle:
He's an evening newspaper. Simple.

Go and hit your head on the wall

You Bish!
Can you swear that you have never forked a 40 or a 50 year old man in your life time? Hypocrite Oshi

Destroyerofyeeb:
This one na our yoruba brother na. Let's see how he's gonna turn out. Hope he's not gonna become another cabal like the last one.

YORUBA BROTHER??
TELL ME BROS, WHAT DOES IBRAHIM & GAMBARI MEAN IN YORUBA LANGUAGE? I WANT TO LEARN.

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What is the essence of locking down a state if:
- There is no door to door testing of households
- No sensitization measures.
- NO isolation centers.
- No palliatives shared to every resident of the locked LGAs.

Mr. Governor, stop fighting the Federal government at the detriment of the people you are supposed to govern. Your recent comments in your briefings have shown that you are not fighting covid19 but your imaginary enemies in Abuja.
RIVERS PEOPLE ELECTED YOU & RIVERS PEOPLE CAN ALSO REJECT YOU.

Braintrain:
PH is an evil state

Same as your state. Evil resides everywhere in Nigeria abi since Dem born you police never shoot person for your state before?
I leave you with the answer.

Dpharisee:
The difference between real journalists and Tinubu media is that the real journos will call names and damn it, while Tinubu media will say 'a source close to the source who spoke off camera told our correspondent that the power broker who is now a visitor to the cabal who appointed a candidate as representative of the cabal to cordinate an agency was removed by the cabal.
And this kind of disjointed article is making FP.

This looks like something written by All of us @ [b][/b] because it makes little sense

It is called Amala journalism

This man is talking trash. What does locking down Oyo have to do with fighting Covid19? Did Oyo people complain that covid19 is killing them?

Lovelyn451:
Only Rivers ppl understands wike, no matter what he does or how agberoish he talks, a real riverian knows he has their interest at heart, so every other tribe calling him tyrant bla bla bla should Bleep off, u don't know him more than rivers ppl

Speak for yourself alone.
Alot of Rivers people are not happy with wike on this including me.
Since the Lockdown started in Obio Akpor LGA about 2 weeks ago, no testing done & palliatives shared. whats the essence of the Lockdown? Why can't he fight FG alone without disturbing Rivers people?

I can see that some state governors are playing politics with "covid 19". Ganduje & Wike in particular.
They want to receive their share of billions from the Federal government by all means. How can a governor totally lockdown a state indefinitely without providing palliatives and testing. what's the essence of the Lockdown?
Playing politics at the detriment of the people.

Power! if not well handled, really intoxicates & when it turns you into a tyrant, you will definitely not end well.

monfizzy:
Are there no habitable areas in this PH, as in areas conducive enough for humans habitation? Each time I come across pics of this city they aren’t impressive one bit.

The pics of Port Harcourt you see on nairaland were taken in the suburbs. It's just like someone going to snap some streets in Ajegunle, iyana ikpaja etc & say they are pictures of Lagos city.

Kennyswagzz:
foolish ojukwu goat.. that guy is from edo state.. wetin afonja wan use yamri women do.?

MUMU!! Go and ask FFK, GOV AKEREDOLU OF ONDO STATE AND DAVIDO who fuckedd and dumped dele momodu's Afonja niece & other Afonja women he f**ked and finally settled for an yamiri woman.

Essential:
I am beginning to fear ibo women. And i am about to marry one of them in march of next year.
The evil and wickedness of some of these women is disturbing. The way they are killing innocent children for revenge is unbelievable and very scarying.

Afonja!!! Igbo women have rejected you. Go and marry your Afonja women that made sangó & other Afonja gods to invent Magun(Thunderbolt) due to the fact that your women are horñy bitches who sleep around even as married women.

Omo-ale jatijati

otuekong1:
I noticed the following errors 1)It should be Applied not Apply 2)The use of customised bulk SMS which anybody can do easily 3)They are supposed to state the cadre you applied for ****Its obviously a scam abeg nairalanders shine your eyes

Bros your papa money on your education no waste at all. You get sense joor

All these randy Pastors, Imams, Alfas and University lecturers.

BE WARNED!!!

They say what an elder sees miles away when sitting, a child can not see when climbing.

BABA OLUSEGUN OBASANJO WARNED US ABOUT THIS. We nor Listen.

LesbianBoy:
But forget this juliet ibrahim go too sweet for bed.

Iffa hear. If she sweet for bed then wetin make iceberg slim chook prick then jump am pass?

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Olaoke16:
You are wicked walahi � the guy was trying to say his mind...

His mind is different from the mind of NCS.

thebestprice:
Please let your sister go to the nearest HIV clinic and take PreP. It's a hiv drug that stops the virus from spreading , so far she can take it within 72hrs of the incident.

Portharcourt has the highest prevalence of HIV AIDS in Nigeria.

Am very sure this councillor is a hiv patient too...

Shut up with your bias analysis. What can you say about Lagos, Benue, Akwa-Ibom, Benin?
Who conducted this statistics?

maxzimo:
Please wait till you get the job then your level of integrity would be judged.

Don't mind them. Small boys who have never been faced with a situation in a job whereby 15mins runs can give them 5million naira before are the ones forming holy & talking crap here.

There is a Chinese proverb which says, "Give a man money & power and he will surely reveal his true identity".

Molayan:
please what's the current salary of ASCII and which state command is the best to start life with

I like your Faith.

R2bees:
It is still this "THIS IS NIGERIA" slogan that is killing this country.. Oga change your mindset.

Bros you don't know my mindset therefore you have no right to tell me to change it.
I'm a Realist & I'm only stating the obvious.
Gosh! the level of hypocrisy in this country is just too much. Nigeria has the highest number of religious fanatics in the world with thousands of churches & mosques everywhere. Meanwhile it's a real 'shithole' over here.