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Wow I bought this book.. it’s garbage.

Bros you be billionaire oh

VeryWickedGoat:
The only explanation here is that my box was bewitched because I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I need urgent help.

try send bitcoin to the wrong wallet... you go know wetin be real heartbreak

Bros no mind the bitch.. she no know say Uber drivers get mad cash, my brother wey Dey do Uber don buy him third car yesterday.. naija babes no just wise bros

Dailyparrot:
I have to create this thread after reading through the topic on front page asking for jobs/professions that will make you not to marry someone.

So, I'm talking to this Unizik student that's studying medical radiography. Everything was going well. She even told me that she has told her mother about me and all. We met on Facebook and she's already asking to see me in person.

Until the day she found out that I use my car for Uber/Bolt business, everything changed. This girl stopped talking to me.

She has never been to Lagos and does not know how Uber works. She was asking how much I earn in a day, and that hope the Uber is not like their normal school cab that charge 100 naira per person, bla bla bla.

Well, I just don't want to let her know my net worth. I don't do Uber full time. I work on Fiverr and because sales dropped there, I decided to use Uber to make up for the income. I also do academic research for foreign students. Etc. I am into a lot of stuffs that fetch me nothing less than 400k a month so I don't think I should be regarded poor.

My house in the East is at roofing level. I am almost completing the payment of 4.5 million for a land I'm purchasing at Mowe, I own my car plus another Sienna I bought when Fiverr was booming.

I have a masters degree. So, should a girl reject me because I use my car to drive on Uber?

I am just laughing at her ignorance. The other time, we were talking and I jokingly asked her why she's putting on make up, and she was like, so she can find better suitors.

I thence assume I am not a better suitor because to her, I'm poor. This is someone earning 8k per month in the school that she was teaching during ASUU strike.

I wonder why women are impatient when it comes to taking decisions and that's why most of them regret later.

I am supposing being a medical student makes this girl think she deserves someone better than just a cab driver.

LOL.

Bros him no go give the girl or girls anything make them go work

toujurs:
i didn't say he should give her all his money, i said "small". Try dey give out small.

Useless simp.. na him go hustle carry am dey give woman abi

toujurs:
Oga if you have, give her small. Haba! Life goes on

Baba you are a correct nigga..

zed7:
They keep asking you because you're always in their DM looking for sex.

A guy has no business talking to girls who he isn't dating. If the one you like and want to ask out is demanding, block her and look for another.

The idea of wanting to talk to every girl you meet is silly. You're asking for unnecessary stress and liability.

Any girl that's not your babe should be kept at arms length. No girl you keep at arms length will be bold to ask you for anything. It's because you're smiling unnecessarily and chasing pussy up and down like a starved simp.

This badradio na liar

🤲🏾

Alwayswiseup:
omo just omo

Your chairman na yahoo man abi na ritualist

Chineduokeanwu:
Lol. Na my Chairman. Was with him in that house two days ago. Super rich man

If I drink am I go get everlasting life?

OP na simp.. bros I Dey ignore this hoes, plus I go get money join am.. I no Dey send any girl nowadays only when I won fuuuck am

This mofo ugly die.. shegz even fresh pass the cawo..

Nia69:
Every woman's dream guy!

This guy is hot fr!

Omo so that bag don tay like this

azpekuliar:
No be lie. In the early 2000s I was in year 1 in UNILAG and some of my roommates were cultists. One of them always carried a big axe inside a cross bag every evening. I used to pity whoever it was that will be on the receiving end of that axe

E too big.. unless they are trying to hide an ak47 or bazooka

dominique:
Can't laptop bags be used for same purpose?

mumu

God of war ragnarok.. storyline is weak af to me, but the combat is mad af, but tbh I miss the old gow games the one kratos was a real rage monster

True I no go lie.. we guys we dey nack anything

Isabi4lov:
we no even say anything to each other ,omo make I no lie, the guy dey cute and fresh na all these yellow pawpaw kind of guys , me sef no bad , but which one kon be my own for inside, shey na so some guys no fit control their urges abi na wetin.

Broke ass..

Mammangaddafi:
See the N300 food i bought this morning. Naija don bad finish...

My friend once banged a chick when both of them were traveling to the east, the didn’t even know themselves but they had sex in the bus...

Maybe na your future husband be that.. sleep with him my dear

Isabi4lov:
Hi nairlanders .

So this morning I was sitting next to a guy in the bus , he looks like someone who's responsible and cool .

The bus was moving on smoothly along the line we got stucked on the road , all of a sudden I noticed his hand on my leg , I thought it was a mistake at first , I adjusted my body .

This guy couldn't get his hand off my leg o , I just told the driver that I want to get down , literally I don't want to embarrass him this early morning .

Why did he do that to me We don't even know each other from anywhere .

naso baba.. fuuuck and leave this girls, naija babes youless

But I swear if you be my friend I go fuckkk you tire

Preshieben:

Uncle, the reason our friendship is even getting stronger is because we haven't seen each other private part before...

A guy can be friends with a girl without sleeping with her please.

Lwkmd.. I swear you be psycho oh

Lolachef:
Naa mumu dey Sabi him fellow mumu

Both of us naa mumu my dear.

Lol.. mumu

Lolachef:
Cleaner than Ur white teeth

See your brown teeth..

Lolachef:
I wish they can remove men from the midst of we women

This Nigeria na the most useless country ever.. I Dey Canada but na my family members I Dey pity I swear..

Just get money.. hold 3 camera phone, and finally dress well she go even become your wife automatically

Says the fuu watching other people live they lives..

thatigboman:
and u watching buhari, or INEC Chairman or teenager saka playing ball or one little girl answering arithmetic question or tom and jerry cartoon turns u to overnight trillionaire abi? with manna falling from heaven onto your plate abi? King Herod. U are nothing but a hopeless nonentity.

Naira Marley wey like big Nyash.. I totally agree with the mofo, nun gon like someone lie me who bang babes 3 times every week you know that shit overrated

Guy una Dey watch people live lives wey una no fit live in a billion years.. what did you Eat for dinner? If you even had any

thatigboman:
ok stand and watch it naa. Sitting down to watch it is not compulsory

But why una Dey watch this show.. I no fit sit down dey watch this kind rubbish,