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Na the muh fucker be this.. useless gay thing

Messi1997:
Why are you bald,are you suffering from cancer?

The big issue is do they know about Jesus Christ.. or if they die do they go to hell??

SergeantTitus:
It was so unfortunate I didn't go to my farm with my android phone, I took my small phone along which I regret. Now I've always wondered why there are barely sightings in africa but yesterday my doubt was cleared .

I have several acres of farm in Ogun state and last evening around past 6 I went to Inpect the farm. Its located in a village.. After several walks, I saw a very large object with an oval top just laying still. I moved a little closer and I was shocked, scared and amazed at what I saw. It was a flying saucer. Just like the ones we see in youtube and movies. I couldn't move closer due to stories I've read about alien abduction and the likes.. I was dead scared and wanted to pick race when it suddenly lighted up with a low pitch faint sound then hung in the air a little , hovered before disappearing into the sky. Call me crazy, claim I smoked kwale weed or whatever but man, I was dead sure of what I saw. You won't believe these things until you have an encounter.

Women clout chasers

City to lose 2-0 correct score..

If you go I go resurrect you for free.. no fear

jimyjames:
Keep your power's my friend , cause you will need sooner than you expected

Make them give me 12 billion pounds.. I go bring both of them back to life

Wack name for a movie..

Useless woman must you take everything to the internet... make the car no kee you sha

envoymedia:
Veteran Nollywood actress, Shan George has taken to her Instagram handle to express her joy as her children gifted her a Mercedes Benz for Christmas some days ago, IGBERETV reports.

She posted the car key on her Instagram page this alongside the vehicle particulars and wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmsu1-Cq4Iy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Bros you be simp joor..

blingxx:
You are right tho .. he could have easily said no .. afterall it's just 3k she wan borrow , but I guess OP is fvcking immature to bring this on NL

Naija girls na virus

Nelllson:
Wetin dey sup with our Nigerian girls?

There is this beautiful girl that stays around my guy's area. Each time I visit my guy's place I do see the girl around, I'm really crushing on her.

I told my guy about it and he said I should shoot my shot. 3 days ago was the first day I talked to her and we exchanged numbers. We're just getting to know each other and she's already begging me for toothpaste money. Only God knows what would happen if we eventually start dating. I will definitely be her father.

Here is our chat below and I don't know how to reply.

Why your teeth brown

The same bastards just dey swap clubs

Abeg how many goals Ronaldo get for this tournament... lwkmd

Na lie

Rexymania:
Na street na. LoL but she's somewhat trustworthy o. Virgin at 24 lol

Morocco best team so far.. but king Messi has already won this world cup

Bros she belongs to the streets

Rexymania:
According to my gf, she said for Whatsapp views and to get more followers. I still observe her from distance

With this her type of nose how the guy no go cheat on her with her sis.. ugly ass hoe

Oh lord

siofra:
I can give you my number easily but nothing on this Earth will make me pick the call of a Nigerian guy and reply his chat. Rubbish!

I got a python you will like

ComeHappy:
That is why I fear all these animals, python included.

Goal ball

Madam why you no give am fake number.. you sef like am

siofra:
Cultists are depraved, predatory, controlling and aggressive. They'll stop at nothing to achieve what they want and they don't care who gets hurt. Sociopaths at best, something utterly terrible at worst.

Yesterday, I went to buy drinks at a shop when I saw a large group of cultists gathered there. They wore their uniform, that's how I recognized them sha.

I bought what I wanted to buy but as I was leaving they started sweet talking me and one of them came up to me to get my number, then he started caressing my waist. I tried to remove his hands while refusing to give him my number but he wouldn't budge. And he was becoming aggressive, pulling my braids too.

Since I was extremely uncomfortable and the person who sent me was already calling, I gave him the number and went away fast.
Now, this morning I woke up to 20 missed calls on my phone.

In the past, I've always avoided cultists. Immediately I see them congregated like that, I find another route, but this time luck ran out because I didn't see them early enough.

Why would he call me twenty times? He doesn't even know me. After what cultists did to my friend, I get a slight panic attack when I see one.
Now I don't even go out night like I used to since school resumed because it's as if they are everywhere.

Even though I gave him the number, I didn't have plans of picking his calls. This one he has called me 20 times, it's not a good sign to me.

I'm kinda scared.

Bros which app be this?

Creditalerts:
Our girls are now potential olosho


Show of shame

Na lie

I won see Bayern men play Barcelona women..

Ronaldo get one goal this season I hope you know

ipobarethieves:
. Messi still dey struggle. @PSG.I read the Billygoat nor gree sign another contract .Yeye