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Cultists... wasted years

Kubwa girls razz bros.. you dey correct

IceDune:
I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here

Come let me show you mine babe

Psych412:
who falls in love because of Big gbola...rubbish post

Guy your father... you won nack run abi

Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!

Bros see as your celine be abeg

Mathematricks:
There's light now. But I am at home doing nothing. Wasting away.

I might soon be going to bet9ja store to watch people burning thousands in a minute, while I'm here looking for less than 1 dollar.

What a life!

One 18 year old girl dey wear am for my area wetin e mean

I need I won pound person pikin this week

OMo when I enter UK I buy eba for 7 pounds that’s like 5k or sum’n.. na naija na him suffer dey once you leave this county you must make am

Na by luck chelsea been win champion league

OK bro my bad.. na the way you rush me na come be like say you and Davido na tight friends

Kay25:
He is not a God but celebrate people when dey do well than u rather than rubbish them..if tomorrow u become a superstar na people too go celebrate and hype u na

Guy the Davido na God ni.. useless thing quote me again if poverty no go follow you

Kay25:
If to say ur papa see the shit of davido pack him for no born child like u cos he go fit sell am marry better wife wey no go born poo like u...

Everybody for nairaland don become fifa GOD.. make the owner for nairaland host competition I know say him go get ps5 for house.. even if na 50k registration fee we go pay

Bros na Aston villa sef I use go beat you... na Abuja you Dey?

Sambaby7640:
for which console? You fit sabi Xbox make you come ps5 you go collect wotowoto

I swear if I use psg no body if beat me for this life

I know sure say na original puma

BeardedMeat:
He's on New York fashion week representing Puma, that's not beans. Don't be a hater.

My gee.. you’re a real nigga

Perfectman91:
All simps burn in hell. Guys we are the trophy! Avoid "I never chop girls"...if feeding is your problem then there's no good you can offer

from tiktok star to runaway model... mumu!

Dirty minded people up in here

20k plenty na.. some go for 2k flat

omonighovic:
I can categorically say that most girls in Nigeria are into transactional sex due to greed, poverty and hunger. it's nothing new

From girls in territory institutions to working places.

A typical hookup girl charges nothing less than 20k for the night and who are the patrons ? Men of course.

If there's no Demand ,there won't be any supply.

Best nairalander ever

Useless gay man

Shedrack777:
he wants his ass to be drilled. well, i get drilling machine

Bros give them.. you’re my favorite nairalander on here

Messi

Thanks to KDB without that guy man city na rubbish too..

pargelenis:
EPL teams de play nonsense (including my Chelsea).
Only Man City de ball …

Women matter na die.. I don bang tire with my iPhone 13 pro max, girls cheap..

If Chelsea win today make 5 people paste drop aza

The muhfucker na man oh

pansophist:
Youre fine. White teeth and smooth skin. You come look youthful and defined, with a smile that can kill Rozross, and Ricky ross will die for.

Erling haaland is the best striker in their world right now..

Your cousin don mad

Another sick mf

seunmind44:
Sex dey sweet well well when a lady is having her period. The blood dey make am sweet pass honey.