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Politics / Re: President-elect Tinubu Visits Lagos, Promises Not To Disappoint Nigerians by KingDash: 10:37pm On Mar 05, 2023
GUY Him don win accept defeat
You re not our president, return the stolen mandate undecided
Religion / Re: What Does The Devil Look Like? by KingDash: 10:50am On Mar 05, 2023
Black man is the real devil... africa is hell, do the math.
Health / Re: Spots On My Penis, Wondering If Anyone Can Help Me by KingDash: 10:59pm On Mar 04, 2023
Some men sabi pack diseases.. as a guy I have never gotten had any viruses or Sti whatsoever.. y’all reckless

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Family / Re: Help: Big Backside Ladies Have Made Me No Longer Have Feelings For My Partner by KingDash: 12:02pm On Mar 03, 2023
Guy you no get problem

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Webmasters / Re: Twitter Is Down For Users Around The World. by KingDash: 1:57pm On Mar 01, 2023
Client suppose pay me 3k dolls for there .. na so this new month won be lord for tinubu to this
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Won Saudi Pro League Player Of The Month For February With 8 Goals 2 Ass by KingDash: 1:54pm On Mar 01, 2023
Tinubu and Ronaldo suppose be brothers.. riggers
Politics / Re: Fayemi Congratulates Tinubu, Proposes Government Of National Unity by KingDash: 9:19am On Mar 01, 2023
Tinubu thief.. no one voted for this old ass nigga
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wins Edo State, Tinubu Comes Second by KingDash: 10:54pm On Feb 27, 2023
Romance / Re: See The Bundle Of Cash I Intend To Lavish If Obi Is Declared Winner(pics) by KingDash: 9:53pm On Feb 27, 2023
Guy who borrow you cloth na
Omooo spoil everywhere, feel free to follow me go flex
Romance / Re: Which Country Dey Suppose Born You by KingDash: 9:54pm On Feb 25, 2023
Japan.. I look half Japanese
Health / Re: How Can I Whiten My Teeth Nairalanders,? by KingDash: 11:51am On Feb 23, 2023
Use stone grind the teeth
Education / Re: Erekaa Naomi Dooshima: Missing Benue University Student Found Dead by KingDash: 11:29am On Feb 23, 2023
Tiv girls and ashawo eh... I can’t waste my RIP for any hookup girl

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Education / Re: UNIZIK 300-level Female Student Dead (PHOTOS) by KingDash: 9:51am On Feb 23, 2023
So na ugly girl suppose die
This beautiful girl is dead.
Education / Re: UNIZIK 300-level Female Student Dead (PHOTOS) by KingDash: 9:51am On Feb 23, 2023
Politics / Re: Peace Accord: Sowore Is Not Even Sitting Like A Presidential Material (Pic) by KingDash: 9:42am On Feb 23, 2023
Today at Peace Accord signing in Abuja. But what is Tinubu thinking about?
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by KingDash: 9:40am On Feb 23, 2023
Fat simp.. she don use your brain shine
So I'm sitting here at the dinning close to the reception, Yemetu Ibadan precisely and it's 2am...
Took my rage down the steps with my backpack and my face cap on!! Had to take some shots of Orijin bitters to type this...

I'm happy I could tame my anger though, else you'd be seeing this on Instablog by dawn.

Probably titled "Middle age man slapped hook up girl and she fainted" or better still...."Hook up girl caused drama after client refused to pay up"

I did pay though...25k !!!

Started from a dating site, and we agreed 15k overnight for 3rounds, to include kissing et Al...well I've been busy for days since our agreement, and I eventually put a call through at my leisure, got to know she sells men's wear, told her to bring two packing shirts along.

Got to the hotel first, yea I bought rice(jollof nd fried) waited for her and got zoned into working on my PC.

She called, went down stairs to bring her up the stairs, room 9...I wasn't even interested in the asthetics of the 12k room, all I wanted is sex!

Though the fan works like a snail...
She complained, told her to keep calm...AC would come up by 10 according to the receptionist..

We got talking, she wouldn't stop about the heat..
Thanks to being plus sized..

Went straight into shower whilst we talk about her going back to Delta state, getting a shop and all..

She wouldn't stop about my height nd bla bla..

Let's just dive into this, tried bringing out my "fire" protection ..
Damn, I bought two! Then it all started..

No no no.... I'm here with my condoms she screamed...
What!!!.....see, I've got history with Durex getting torn nd all..reason I prefer this.

She no gree o.....I succumbed, she brought out a weird lubricant...
Blehhh....I cared less..she rubbed it on..
Nd I worked her a bit..she wouldn't even let me touch her spot.

I was irked, must it all look robotic??
She doesn't care a bit!

Did the first round....went to bath and she got dressed, let's go downstairs..

Woman?? For what exactly, I'm not going...got work to do on my PC, let's stay here and talk.

Started threatening she would give our her number if someone asked downstairs..

Oh well, go ahead..
About 45min downstairs after taking shots of bullet, kept on calling me to come downstairs..
Said I wasn't interested..
She later came up minutes after while I was dumping in the toilet..

She flung the toilet door open, I was pissed, close this door c'mon.
Finished...cleaned up nd got on the bed so we could kick on with the rounds..

She caught fire right away...
"Don't fucking touch me please,just go and sleep with an angry voice, I kept my cool..

Went to the sofa, kept on working but nah that urge won't give me a rest, went back to her.

I'm sorry I couldn't go downstairs with you..
No vex, Okay I go run you 5k more with the 20k

She got up, started negotiating 10k...
Told her 5k or nothing and turned my back..
She agreed!!

Ordered me to get the lubricant, I didn't flinch got it right away.
Told her to turn over, she bossed me around so good...

No I'm not doing, it's from the front or nothing..
Did some front...30min and I'm still not done then she went haywire.

You're sweating!! What is your problem self!!..
Stop pinning me down!!

Then and then my face changed!!
I payed a whole good deal for this..
Why would you be the boss here, da Bleep!! I've been so gentle all day, kind words nd all even while you spewing insults.

At 2am....she took a chair right to the door of the hotel room nd started screaming I want to hurt her..

Oh my...I still need my pride nd dignity intact..
Packed my stuffs nd all...
Nd went straight down to sit at the reception.

Can you be the judge of this smiley

This is not a hoax,it actually happened tonight.
Politics / Re: 200,000 Corps Members Deployed For Elections – NYSC by KingDash: 4:28am On Feb 23, 2023
Atiku for president.. Obi fit worst pass buhari

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Crime / Re: Don’t Do Crystal Meth : My Experience by KingDash: 4:26am On Feb 23, 2023
They look a lot better than before
More Before and After. See the time frame printed on each picture.
Crime / Re: Don’t Do Crystal Meth : My Experience by KingDash: 4:25am On Feb 23, 2023
Oh cool.. this your name no be here sha
😅😅😅 abeg o na lady I be .
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by KingDash: 9:29pm On Feb 22, 2023
See better sugar mummy😂❤️❤️❤️
Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo
and she come dey USA my spec..

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Crime / Re: Don’t Do Crystal Meth : My Experience by KingDash: 9:23pm On Feb 22, 2023
True baba.. cocaine and the rest.. but you dey high well I just know.
. Dem no see shege anything, I hear say people wey dey addicted to porn no fit knack women well 🥴🥴.

I no no wetin una dey see for porn sef , to me na acting dem dey act , so the stuff no dey too shark me .

If I dey watch am , I dey imagine say plenty people dey the room wey dey direct them on how to act . I dey wonder how them they get erection where people surround dem .

So all na acting and dem dey take drugs too.
Crime / Re: Don’t Do Crystal Meth : My Experience by KingDash: 9:19pm On Feb 22, 2023
Baba you be coward

Bro I'm neither religious but masturbation has finished me. Right now I can't even keep a girlfriend or have sex because I'm suffering from chronic erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculations due to excessive masturbation for years. Once I insert my dick in a pusssy I cum within 2 seconds. Last year I stopped masturbating around July. I vowed never to do it again. I kept the momentum since that time till this year January and I just found myself masturbating again. I have mastuebated twice today. I feel so bad and worthless. I'm in my late 20s, an introvert who barely socialises. But the depression I have been battling lately also pushes me to masturbating. My whole life is just going in a direction I don't like. I even look so lean lately. I hate myself!
Romance / Re: 800k Teaching Job Abroad And 150k Job In Naija by KingDash: 8:53pm On Feb 22, 2023
Is this a trick question? Bros even if na 50k jab for abroad I go do am.. omo any sense-able man no go even think twice
Romance / Re: Could There Be Gay Men On Nairaland by KingDash: 8:47pm On Feb 22, 2023
I swear.. I Hate gays from the bottom of my heart
Anything gay irritates me

If I get my way I go burn all that asssholes sad
Romance / Re: Tell Me Your Date Of Birth And I Would Reveal Your Personality To You by KingDash: 3:46pm On Feb 22, 2023
Baba don run😂😂

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Romance / Re: I Met A Girl On Runsgram But Now I’m In Love. by KingDash: 3:29pm On Feb 22, 2023
Oh ok.. don’t be a simp again

Take it easy man!
I only needed advice on what to do on this situation I happened to find myself not to add more reason for me to lose my sleep
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by KingDash: 10:19pm On Feb 21, 2023
Madrid good.. no competition bruh.


European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by KingDash: 10:04pm On Feb 21, 2023
Goal ball... hattrick vini
Romance / Re: Most Nairaland Redpillers Don’t Even Know What The Redpill Is. Just Angry Simps by KingDash: 5:47pm On Feb 21, 2023
That’s why we bang simps girlfriends and wives.. if na lie bring your babe or just give me her address make you see
Op. That's why we bang so called red pillers girlfriends and fiances.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Takes A Bus Ride For APC Presidential Rally In Lagos (Pictures, Video) by KingDash: 5:42pm On Feb 21, 2023
This guy no fit win anything..

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Politics / Re: People At ATM Queue Hail Tinubu In Lagos by KingDash: 5:38pm On Feb 21, 2023
Thunder fire you and the asiwaju.. make him come win we dey wait
God punish you and your generation. Asiwaju is our next president if you like , go and hug transformer.

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