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No girls on nairaland fam.. just homos.

Bulabalu everytime you step out.. bros na ya babe na HOE..

Freshtruth:
Me and this girl have been dating for over 7months now I have even.introduce her to my parents . so last week I decided to take her and have a good time at the club on our arrival there is this young guy who order for 7 Hennessey and 10 Andre at a spot Dorime sound was played for him. This guy use full Andre to watch his hands in our presence. I ask the Bar man how much is one bottle of Hennessey the Bar man told me 22k. I order for Andre which cost 13k and me and my babe were drinking it . so me and my babe began dancing I became press told my babe am coming ,when I finish using the rest room I came back and find my babe at this guy chair that just bought those drinks I was angry walk up to my babe and told her what she is doing there the guy was with a group of men and few ladies then the guy ask her why am I angry he told the guy I was his cousin and I am.very protective of her , the guy apologized to me and gave me a bottle of Hennessey at the spot . I told him thank you and walk out with my girlfriend.
The problem is my Girlfriend told me she don't want the guy and his group to attack me that she save me by saying am his cousin so guys this girl have never cheated on me before she was always open to me about anything I trust her because she use to leave her phone with me. Should I still go ahead and continue the relationship? She always call me with her card and she is also an usher at the church , she from a decent family

Guy you be liar.. yahoo don cast, no dey whine the guy.

Nathaniel33:
Oya make I motivate you .One of my guy collect 500 Dolls yesterday...I told another guy and he told.me that he collected two iphone 14 ( Carting ) Guy find where they bomb make you they follow osu they talk

Nah... Abuja

Nia69:
Are you in Ibadan?

Money no dey country see nonsense wey una Dey talk

Poverty.. that one people go hate you patapata

Dead space remake.. PS5

Bulabalu

Tinububalls:
Same as Jagaban of Borgu.

My gee.. I Dey feel you bros

seanwilliam:
Join groups like candies and berries, rant hq( I’ve fhucked 3 girls here). And all those gossip groups .

If your profile solid, u should bed atleast 2 weekly
Depending on how horñy and jobless you are
Ensure your posts are always against the topic at hand, this will gather attention for u easily ,
Don’t simp . From the chat self technically you’ll know what next to do.
When you shoot your shot, if she no turn up, leave on mute. Find another one. But trust me, depends on your package, most of dem are hungry and desperate.
Women no hard to bed I swear but it costs money sha .

If to say you Dey our ashewo thread on nairaland, dem for Dey give you pussy connect

I don hang boot now, I Dey find money

Baba how person won take know hookup babe for Facebook.. shine light give me bros

seanwilliam:
With that 5k you’ll see better hookup bargain on michat and Facebook. If you have a nice apartee, 5k will run tinder parol for you. Stop patronizing dirty ashewo. Person wey no go allow u suçk breast, na life be that?.

And more so, girls plenty these days than to dey patronize ashewo, although it comes with a cost sha.

Bulabalu 😂

You dey mad

Crash9518:
See you in hell 😘

I’m came here from the future.. do not vote tinubu that nigga retarded

They will totally understand..

mrsbingbagbo:
Will ur mother and sister be happier like that? They need u alive

E better make them shoot me dead

If you are a real man like this post

Bros so you bang ashawo raw.. and na quickie una una even sef chai

Bintabisiriyu2:
i went to obalende underbrige to carry ashewo on Sunday, after 2 small bottles of action bitters i ventured towards army barracks side guided by konji on reaching there i met many older women teasing but i refused i chose one lepa, at first i would have suspected that she carry sickness but they say small body no be sickness so i proceeded.
she said 4k , i say is like you don't know me i managed to price it down to 1500 she carry me enter one place back of the beer parlor off pant and....

cut the long story short, yesterday i noticed boils on my dick, sweet scratchy boils, and little bit of discharge when i pee, currently the boil no gree me rest still scratching me, little painful discharge to when i pee.
Please help me, who knows what sickness is it and the solution..
you reply would be appreciated, thanks in advance

FeliciaOja:
Are you blind?
do female chickens have crown??

yeah it does..

Yeah right.. I hate gays tho.

FeliciaOja:
True, we are more sophisticated than animals. So not everything they do we should do.

But human beings own worst pass... na male and female chicken be this na, you dense muhfucker

All the redpillers monikers.. they OG af

Guy if I see you face to face me and you go fight... you mumu die

ChizzyBuna:
I have been crushing on a girl in my school. Today after classes we went to ShopRite and got something to eat.
She bought meatpies and ice cream
While eating the meatpies
She invited me to join her in her ice cream then handed me the same spoon she was using to lick the ice cream.
I used her spoon and my saliva touched it but she didn't wipe it, she put it straight into her mouth and continued using the spoon.

I haven't kissed her or had sex with her
So please what does it mean when girl shares the same spoon with a guy.

Does it mean she don't mind kissing him or getting intimate with him.
Cuz I feel like using same spoon with someone is very intimate like kissing. Am I wrong?

Person wife

I won know who be the simp wey like this girl comment

siofra:
Mtchewwww!

Abeg let me leave this thread before my IQ points drop to -0

All this kind viruses no fit near me cause I Dey avoid naija babes like mad

No level

DaddyCK:
M.0.D ... front page please


anyways we drove pass this bread seller & i kinda fell in love with her becuz she was lightskin. Been dreamin about her for the past 3 days.
so my question is...guys, as a plaYA and a big boy that people no me has, is it practical for a big boy to toast babe selling bread? I also notice she had only 3 pimples on her face which even makes her more preeetir.


Urgent advise needed and please be nice...but please remember, shes lightskin!

BROs na money be the main language women understand there’s no bitch I can’t bang no earth fam.. bro I madly rich as Bleep

Incognito21:
😅 bro you need to come off this fantasy you’re in, once you stop being a simp, you will see clearer don’t forget to make money o, then you see the true nature of women. Mind you this girl have been dating her bf and according to her and the chat I saw the guy haven’t even smell her pants, but she freely offered me her virginity after seeing $

Bulaba

Anytime I won pay to bang babes eh.. I go nack her well force all my 6.7inches inside her all no time bros..

Na to flex you don cashout

VeryWickedGoat:
What do I do now??