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Romance / My Girl Friend Wants To Abandon Me. Please Advice Me. by kingeze88(m): 8:51pm On Jun 16, 2015
Please I need advice... My girlfriend is dating a soldier and I'm planning to go and warn him at the barracks.
Should I go or not?

Sample reply from a friend:please go... Fight for your right :p

Pls add yours
NYSC / Re: Embarrasing: See What A Corper Posted On Facebook by kingeze88(m): 7:02am On Jun 06, 2015
She might be posted to a school. Hmmmmm. Only God knows what she will teach the students. God help Naija.
Politics / Re: MR. President Is A Bush Man by kingeze88(m): 11:19pm On May 30, 2015
vecman22:
Co's yur father is a fool dose not mean everyone is.....mumu.
. Co's your father is a mumu doesn't mean everyone is a fool. You can't even spell does. Mumu. You and your brainless president should go and look for "sabificate".nonsense.
Politics / MR. President Is A Bush Man by kingeze88(m): 11:06pm On May 30, 2015
How many of us noticed this? On the eve of the hand over ceremony. Jonathan organised a dinner. In that dinner the moderator called for a toast. Just immediately he finished his statement, Buhari emptied the wine into his stomach with out reaching out for a toast with others. Jonathan approached him for a toast but buharri felt embarrassed because he had drank everything. He did the toast with an empty cup. The camera man noticed what happened because it was zoomed. Someone should teach him lessons on how to behave in public functions. I guess he has been with his cows for a long time. I hope this change will be effective. TIME WILL TELL!!

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Politics / Re: The Sculptural Piece Honor Of Jonathan Going On In Otuoke by kingeze88(m): 12:15pm On May 28, 2015
What has jonathans sculpture got to do with igbo. Is he an igbo man? You must be a stupid ignoramus.

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Crime / Police Man Kills Colleague, Girl Friend And Self by kingeze88(m): 7:53pm On Apr 30, 2015
A police man has killed him self, his colleague and a girl after a fight over the ownership of a girl.The three of them were confirmed dead as at the time of writing this report. The incident happend in a searchlight town popularly known as CBN junction around karu jikwoyi road within the Abuja visinity. The incident occured at about 5:30pm today.Other details will come later
Politics / Re: Why I Conceded Defeat To Buhari – Jonathan by kingeze88(m): 9:30pm On Apr 16, 2015
Buhari has been overhiped and overated. Nigerians should watch . A day will come that we will remember GEG. It is the bitter truth. Take it or live it. Time will tell

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Health / Re: Boy Who Slept With A Girl He Met For The First Time Now Finds It Hard To Urinate by kingeze88(m): 8:28pm On Apr 16, 2015
It is not the fault of any evil spirit.He has been infected with gonococcus or chlamydia. He should go for a urine culture test so that antibiotics will be precribed as soon as possibe. If he fails to treat him self, it will lead to enlargement of his testicles, infertility, and might damage the kidneys in a long run. Guys always use a condom. Feeling sorry 4 him.
NYSC / Excorpers Adhoc Staff Allawee. Let's Meet Here by kingeze88(m): 7:26pm On Apr 09, 2015
Ex corpers that served as adhoc staff, have you received your allawee for the election?
Politics / What Happens To The National Conference Report? by kingeze88(m): 1:57pm On Apr 09, 2015
What happens to the national conference report since a new government will be coming on soon?
Let's us share our views....
Education / Re: "Only In Unillorin" - See What An Angry Unillorin Student Wrote About Her School by kingeze88(m): 11:33am On Apr 07, 2015
Your English is “wonderful”. I guess that it is only in uni illorin that English is abused.lol
Health / Re: Can Premature Expulsion Affect My Chances Of Fathering A Child? by kingeze88(m): 6:51am On Mar 17, 2015
As a doctor,I will advice you to go for a urine culture test and sperm count test to check for infections and sperm mobility respectively. Infections can lead to quick ejaculation and weak erection. U can still father a child if your sperm is normal.Just visit the hospital and help your self out before it escalates.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Frying Akara In Abuja (Photo) by kingeze88(m): 12:00pm On Mar 16, 2015
kestolove95:
She knw insult gej or southerners o...she's. Getting to meet d people one on one....no b like dat barren woman for dia
Even if she is. Barren, must you insult her? Do u know the fate that awaits you tomorrow? Watch your tongue.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan, Buhari For Abuja Town Hall Meeting - Vanguard by kingeze88(m): 2:50pm On Mar 14, 2015
phayvoursky:
I COVER GEJ AND HIS ENTOURAGE WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS. GO WELL, POSSESS YOUR POSSESSION AND BRING FORTH GOOD NEWS.
. . Stop playing with the blood of jesus. His blood is 2 sacred. You don't cover your house, your pot of soup or your shoe with his blood. His blood is for the remission of our sin. Pease take note.
Politics / Re: Breaking : Buhari Opts Out Of Apc's 1 Million Man March by kingeze88(m): 12:44pm On Mar 07, 2015
truenorth:
Guys, please, Let this Man be, Focus on Issues. PDP should campaign and tell us what they have to offer. I dont have power in my house and you are telling me that Buhari has refused to participate in a 15km Walk. If I were him too, i wont participate. I will reserve my Energy for the Issue based campaign ahead,
. People keep saying that we should talk about issues. Please define the term issue. If Buhari is so sick that he can't participate in a common one million match. Is it not an issue? I was so proud with team Geg. They came out this morning looking so good to face the task ahead. Geg till buhari returns to his cattle Farm and drink fura .

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by kingeze88(m): 10:25pm On Mar 06, 2015
Hello everyone. I applied for security officer 1 and I have not see the test invite yet. Has anyone received. A test invite for security officer 1?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by kingeze88(m): 9:05am On Mar 04, 2015
I am still expecting my own message for the online exam. I am worried. Is the online test still going on?

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Politics / Politcs by kingeze88(m): 12:10pm On Mar 03, 2015
What will you do when you receive this kind of alert from your bank. " Dear customer, the sum of one thausand Naira has been deducted from your account to support Goodluck Jonathans second term".
Politics / Politcs by kingeze88(m): 12:00pm On Mar 03, 2015
What will you do when you receive this kind of alert from your bank. " Dear customer, the sum of one thausand Naira has been deducted from your account to support Goodluck Jonathans second term".
Family / Re: See What My Dad Found In His Food by kingeze88(m): 7:46pm On Feb 27, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
witches in your dads village seriously hunting.
they would have pulled out his esophagus with that hook. lol, witches for your dad village dey vex.
. It has nothing to do with witches from his village. That iorn is the hook that is used to capture fish. Sometimed the hook gets stuck inside the fish. It is adviceable to wash your fish and stock fish properly.
Health / Re: Why Do Most Girls Have Virginal Odour? Is It A Sign Of Infection? by kingeze88(m): 4:04pm On Feb 27, 2015
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You said maybe, i say, no it doesnt, it smells like "nofuckingchanceinhellforyoutoeverfindout"[/quoteyour virgina must be beserving as a home to worms. You have guilt within you that is why you were ranting like a disgraced fool. I won't insult your mom because she did nothing to me. I will advice you to go for a swap test to cure you.
Politics / Re: We Won’t Forgive Buhari – Some South West Leaders Endorse Jonathan by kingeze88(m): 1:44pm On Feb 27, 2015
GEG is working!!! GEG till 2019.

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Health / Re: Why Do Most Girls Have Virginal Odour? Is It A Sign Of Infection? by kingeze88(m): 12:49pm On Feb 27, 2015
bigdiva:
so you assume that in your pitiable sexual encounter with what 1 or 2 girls , you are qualified to come here and make your ignorant and dumb statement about most girls? I dont blame you or your mother's rotten cunt.
Hey! I didn't insult your mom in the first place. I was only narrating an experience. May be your virgina smells like a dead rabit.
Health / Why Do Most Girls Have Virginal Odour? Is It A Sign Of Infection? by kingeze88(m): 10:17am On Feb 27, 2015
I met a beautiful girl. She is 19 years old. I decided to engage in. Romance with her. As it progressed, I fondled her boobs and her mourning was pleasant to me. As the fore play continued, I fingered her virgina. When I withdrew my finger, jeeeeeeeeez! U can't imagine the kind of fishy smell I perceived when I smelled my finger. I lost interest in the stuff. But she looks neat in her outward appearance. That was my first experience with a smelling virgina.

Politics / Re: The Trouble With The Buhari Manifesto BY ABIMBOLA ADELAKUN by kingeze88(m): 9:05am On Jan 02, 2015
The old grandpa called Buhari should go and take care of his grand children. Change is. When the young ones are allowed to run the government while the old retire to their homes. GEG till 2019
Politics / Re: Photos: Jonathan Worships At Dunamis Gospel Church On New Year Day by kingeze88(m): 8:47am On Jan 02, 2015
I LOVE MY PRESIDENT
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Leaves Airplane Behind His Wife (Photo) by kingeze88(m): 8:42am On Jan 02, 2015
GEG is a perfect gentle man. I will do the same thing to. He adores his wife. I Love my president.
Politics / Re: APC Supporters Clamour For Buhari Scratch Card In Adamawa by kingeze88(m): 8:37am On Jan 02, 2015
Lol. Buhari looks like a water seller popularly called meiruwa on suit.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Immigration Recruitment by kingeze88(m): 6:16pm On Oct 20, 2014
Hello everyone! I just heard that replacement is ongoing at the Nigerian immigration service. Can anybody confirm it plssssss. It will be of help to many job seekers.thank u
Romance / Be W Are Of MouthAction by kingeze88(m): 8:11am On Sep 20, 2014
MouthAction is a form of sex. Many people are not aware that STDS are transmitted through the mouth. An infection like staphilococcus can be found in the mouth. The bacteria can pass through the opening of the penis via saliva there by causing serious fertility problem and poor erection of the penis in future. Please be ware and have sex in the normal way. If you must have sex always, use a condom. A word is enough for the wise. Thank you.

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