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jazinogold:
I helped a friend to review his CV..under his education he put his junior secondary school certificate examination 2005,then I asked him were is d certificate!

anoda one, put about 4 career objectives one of which he mentioned I am a team worker, energetic blablabla
this one got me laffing, he put his water baptism certificate as his certifications

By Kingsley Fanwo

The Kogi State PDP Chairman, Hon Sam Uhuotu was Thursday
attacked by gunmen numbering about 20 on the Abuja-Lokoja road. Uhuotu was returning to Lokoja after an official
engagement in Abuja when the dare devil gunmen allegedly
waylaid him and took away his money and other valuables
including official files.

Confirming the incident, PDP Publicity Secretary in the state,
Prince Bode Ogunmola said the attack was unfortunate and
shocking.

“Yes, the PDP State Chairman was attacked on his way back from Abuja. The attackers took away his cash and many other
valuables including party files. It will be too hasty to say
whether the attackers were robbers or assassins. But we urge the security operatives to unravel the mystery behind the dastardly act”, he said.

Also, the Senior Special Assistant to the Governor on Secondary Education, Hon. Jacob Ogirima Anebe said the attack may not be unconnected to the recently held ward congresses during which the Chairman was adamant on due process. He said politicians must learn to play the game according to the rules.

“All Kogites must unite to condemn the attack on our Chairman irrespective of party affiliation. It is sad that some people are so desperate for power that they can go to any length. We want the DSS and the police to get to the root of this case to avert future occurrence”, he said.

However, the PDP State Chairman, Hon. Uhuotu has expressed
gratitude to the people of the state for their show of solidarity
during his travails. He said the state must unite against crime.
Uhuotu expressed confidence in the ability of security agencies to fish out his attackers.

Gejpresident:
Let them die more, it gladdens my heart to see northern Nigeria suffer

God saves the Christian population in northern Nigeria, but the rest let them die I don't care

IamLEGEND1:
are we talking just mild boners or is it the more extreme "her panties are soaked" kinda Hot?

loomer:
Sunday don reach na, everybody wan create topic

Dharniel:

hoping the thread would pull crowd and would eventually make FP. hopeless dream...

The National Emergency Management Agency said on Friday
that farm produce valued over N500m have been destroyed by flood in seven local governments of Sokoto State.

NEMA’s Deputy Head, Sokoto Zonal Operations Office, Mr
Thickman Tanimu, disclosed this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria in Sokoto.

He also that a seven-year-old boy was killed when a wall caved on him after a rainstorm in Umbutu village of Kebbe Local Government area.

He listed local government areas worst affected by the flood to include Rabah, Wurno, Goronyo, Wamakko, Kware , Binji and
Silame.

Tanimu stated that no fewer than 7, 500 acres of farmland, with
maturing farm produce and dozens of villages were completely submerged.

He said the submerged villages were Duhuwa-babba, Dinbiso,
Kagara, Rabah, Gandi, ‘Yar-tsakuwa, More, Kware, Kwalkwalawa, Dundaye, Rafi, Marabawa, among others.

Tanimu added that some of the destroyed farm produce
included rice, maize, guinea corn, millet, vegetables, beans and groundnuts.

The official also said the flood had destroyed hundreds of
houses in parts of Gwadabawa, Sokoto North, Sokoto South,
Bodinga and Binji local governments.

He disclosed that some roads including ‘Yar-tsakuwa-Durbawa and the Unguishi- Kuchi were cut-off by the flood.

According to him, the flooding became worse after the release of excess water by the Sokoto Rima River Development Authority from Goronyo and Bakolori dams.

“This was however done after an alert and notices were sent to
the agency, Sokoto State Government and the 23 local
governments of the state.

“SRBDA had promptly given the alert and notices to all the
stakeholders, while NEMA also did same,” he added.

Tanimu further stated that windstorm had blown off several
houses in various parts of Kebbe local government.

Bokkos (Plateau) – Prof. Attahiru Jega, Chairman, Governing
Council, Plateau State University (PLASU), Bokkos on Thursday assumed work by inspecting some projects and presiding over the council’s meeting in Bokkos, near Jos.

The projects inspected by the former INEC boss shortly after
their inauguration by Gov. Simon Lalong, include the N114
million TETFund Lecture Halls and Office.

Others are the N72 million Entrepreneurship Centre and the N69 million 250-capacity theatre.

The university’s Acting Director of Works, Mr Aku Ayok, who
took the council members round the projects, said most of the
projects were TETFund’s with some completed while othersat
near completion.

The PLASU Vice Chancellor, Prof Doknan Sheni, said that the
greatest challenge of the university was non-accreditation and funding.

“A total of 319 of our students could not graduate last year due the issue of non-accreditation of our courses by NUC and we still have another set of 400 students in their final year, “ the VC lamented.

Sheni said there was need for the rapid infrastructural
development in the university and recruitment of the staff to
meet up with the NUC accreditation.

Jega, who expressed gratitude to the Plateau Government over
the appointment, said that the university was founded on very
lofty objectives with a very good mission and vision statements.

According to him, the role of the council is defined by law and
that it will do everything possible to see that staff worked
together to stimulate the growth and development of the
university.

spyder880:
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Project: Construction of a 4 bedroom duplex
Location: Owerri, Imo state
Client: A nairalander
Contractor: Tigerkenn Homes Ltd.
Budget: To be announced later
Duration: 100 days.

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donjazet:
Guys, abeg I need help. What other media player can I use?? My vlc keeps crashing. And what app could I use for screenshots??

coogar:
when i said even a goat knows chelsea defence allows more entry than the thighs of an edo whöre......they thought i was exaggerating. 9 goals conceded in 4 league games and nihilist was laughing at romero. we have now seen that courtois and begovic cannot even clean romero's boots.

perhaps roman would sack jose again like he did in 2007......

nonsoroyalty:
Every one has a calling in life
Some to be a banker preacher doctor
This is his life calling


Why stopping him from doing what GOD sent him to?

FriedPlantain:
Nice, I will apply sharperly. Na to dey drink free Orijin dey go everyday be that na.