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When u cum out of dis, if u lyk go bak go dey drink again

ThankGod 4 Messi

Wooww dat was a let off

Valencia fans r sore losers

Scatter d net suarezzzz

We r highly finished

If we draw dis match i thank God

We r finished

Thunder faya rakitic

Go marry for dem na

Still luking 4 d sezy

Chai

Around 2002/03 cnt really remember, it's all blur. Buh i knw mendietes was still at barca

3 reasons y i started supporting barca

1. Cuz of Puyol: Was very aggressive (serious)with d ball
2. Cuz of Dinho: E always smiles evn tho we r on d losing side
3. Cuz of our orange colour jersey:

Best moment

I av many best moments as a barca fan, well lemme pick jst one. It was wen i snucked out of our prep room (u'd understand if u went to boarding school) to watch messi demolish madrid in ucl s/final at d bernabeau. Mhen i almost ran mad wen messi scored dat his solo goal. Leaving casillas n ramos dumbfounded

Worst moments

1. When we were knocked out of d cl s/finals by a single paul scholes strike in dat forgettable 07/08 season. Evn tho we were beta dan dem over d 2 legs
2. When we were handed our ass by bayern munich. E pain sha, twas as if i was watching a movie

Best coach

Cryuff n Guardiola obviously not 4getting d calm n reserve Lt. Tito Vilanova (Bless his soul)

Best player

Real Barca fans dnt av a favourite player, we r lyk a family. Both past n present players

Fav shirt no

It would b an honour to don d no 10 jersey, it's bn worn by long list of legends

Visca El Barca

Visca Catalunya

And u tell me say no b devil go punish d psychopaths wey do dis tin

Biuriful twins

As i cum neva xperience am nko

Abeg i lyk my heart as e still dey, i no wnt any stitches

Her moni is keeping her gud

Sezy hot moma

Now, dis is wat i call stalking

Well i wouldn't b happy or sad either. I'll jst play along

It's in d moment

Y e b say na only guys dey do dis tinz

Well may u find ur heart desires

If dats d basis of getting married, den lyk 80% of naija gals will still b single by now

Dey do all dis sh!t n still go to d altar

So she cnt dance with her lil daughter again dat is not evn up to 2 yrs

Mk una go screw unaselves

Ayam nt talking 2 u

Lala don dump viviangist for bella, dats y her threads dey always hit fp

Bella watch ur back, anoda pesin fit cum chance u

Not to b a hater or so on d 3rd pix, hw u tk knw say na she u go still choose

Anyways wish u best

No. 8 is always bn used if u wanna keep getting dem laid

Screw luv

Final season of the vampire diaries premiered ystrday

Hope it beats other seasons

At least luking at d bright side u've eaten sm1's head

It only get to hapn once

A jare

U misbehave, i luk outside or knock sm sense into u

Pls naija gals dnt do romance dis days

U c little brats hoering themselves out 4 money

Hian, na u b d man or na she

Una no dey tire for all dis cooked up story

Ah swear lyk 90% of nls don turn relationship experts/councillors

Hian, na by force to get gf/bf

4get, all dis tinz myt b as a result of surgery

No big deal

Na anoda nigga dey rough handle d biiitch