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Who kill am? RIP to the dead

Pollitically detained, pollitically discharged .. all to flow with the sequence of the day.. now this is to support the ease of lockdown. NOLYWOOD Naija

He should lead by example.. Cut down all his income as a state governor. Rubbish!
Nigeria has enough to go round and remain...if not for these greedy looters

After smoking weed and drinking kai..kai.. His daughter has suddenly become attractive to him. Shame on him SEE HIS GOAT FACE.
That girl will now live in trauma and depression. May God help all Rape victims.

My neigbour was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned him and he told me that he can't. I pleaded with him and begged him to wait for God's time but he refused. He went inside his house with the native doctor and after the native doctor finised doing his enchantment he told my neigbour that the sickness is incurable but can be transferred to another person and my neigbour greedily agreed. The native doctor then told my neigbour that the first person that will enter his house he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die. My neighbor agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry, forgetting to collect his money for the service he had offered. My neigbour sat down in his parlour and kept his door open waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door. The native doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back and collect it. Immediately the native doctor entered my neighbor shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted "retaarh" and my neighbor shouted again "reretaaarh" and the native doctor replied "rereretaaaarh". This noise started since morning and up till now they are both shouting "rererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"

I am just outside the window laughing my heart out. ��������

I have been making money oh .. because i invested in MBA forex.. Trades are still doing wella

Things fall Apart..The center Cannot hold Mere Anarchy is loosed upon the World.. in Okonkwo's voice

Expect more of this to happen... A lot of people are stocked away from their family and would do anything to return home. its a pity that despite measures to close borders security forces have seen it as a means to extort money from travellers and still let them pass road blocks..
Only God can save us from the Virus spread. #We no dey hear word#

Long reasonable write up bro....I bet you 70% of Africans will not border reading beyond your first paragraph. not to talk of surviving lock down

ABEG HELP ME ASK AM?

UndauntedYOCA:
How did you come to know God?

Mine was Just yesterday under this pandemic that a lady called me with a very nice voice that my account have been selected to receive 10,500 as palliative from Government. she mentioned my name and my BVN number correctly and told me she is calling from my bank. When i asked her which of the banks cos i have several account she then changed that she's calling from CBN. she asked if i had an atm card. THAT I SHOULD CALL MY ACCOUNT NUMBER FOR HER to recieve palliative of N10,500 from federal govt and went on to ask for my card number... CHAI.. AT THIS POINT I JUST CALLED ON ODUMEJE TO FIRE HER WITH ..RIQUID METAL INDABOSKI

Thank God for your life.. meanwhile we get our own story too.
without a father we came through

07064512788 add me plss

Just sell them and transfer us the money na.. which kind thing be this

Franciscoco:
Good morning nairalanders

If you stay in Cotonou,and you need a laptop pls signify, cause I have two laptops I want to give out and they are both in perfect condition

Lenovo 530

And

Lenovo 540

Pls signify if you want

Hmm Trump na Iran ..Oh, I hope u remember?

YOU COULD STILL BE FRIENDS, A NO SIMPLY MEANS IM NOT READY FOR YOU NOW. SOME PEOPLE WILL JUST BUMP INTO YOU AND BOOM! THEY PROPOSE PUBLICLY. SAY NO! UNLESS YOU ARE CONVINCED AND PREPARED. SOME GUYS NEEDS TO BE KEPT ON CALL WAITING

He's a family friend, everybody in my house knows him. He just drops me off at school sometimes... Eh!!! Songo fire you there

edoairways:
Most men say this to women but do they forgive cheating wife? Can they stand a cheating wife at all?

las las there are more cheating wives than men in the world. No body holypass abeg

This MAcron guy and his love for old meat sha..!!!

OMG!
Was he on a codeine diet?? RIP to the lost

Sometimes i am tempted to believe that every body in APC government are all Herdsmen. IMAGINE THE NONSENSE POLICE MAN. What has government done for Naija. no water, no electricity, no road, no food, e remain small dem go collect even Air wey we dey breathe from us. Their father Nyash. Buhari deserves a better apple than ABacha.

[color=#006600][/color]why you think say 2baba no go fit prepare ndomie, u don forget say the guy na Aboki/ na dem sabi prepare ndomi pass.

Jollyo:
This is funny. How I'm I sure that indomie was prepared by 2baba.

Nice one. but since she's married please we should stop calling her DIKE and replace it with her beloved husbands name. because that combination of TONTO and DIKE. if you remove the "N" and the E". hmmm okbye.

Taa make him get out . who him epp this year?

Hmmm, kenya again kwa ! Obama must hear this..

You no even bring jersey or boot for anybody sef.. mtcheew! infact come oh. athink na you get that fine sexy babe sef?

hope say viberator no dey do the work... coz their own staying off men now adays na to play with toys#

he is prepared for the lagoon