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jamaicabakare:
With her Aba made Nike shoes

i swear

alhassanyusuf29:
Bro! These people are highly professional in what they do, they have been trained months leading to an event, they are placed in a strategic place within the premises of the church and then called out one by one, making it look like the pastor is just cherry-picking out of the ordinary

Dont u know there are actors that have the natural ability to shed tears any time they feel like?

I have a friend that can fart willingly

i wish I could fart willingly ehn for school them go know

MajorJeffery:
Is there a law against strip clubbing and nude dancing in Nigeria? Why humiliate, deny people of their freedom and dignity?

Nigerian authorities keep validating IPOB's opinion of Nigeria being a zoo.

cant you read ILLEGAL chai some ppl on this forum act like illiterates

pcwizzy:
Please that was not what happened stop spreding fake news

She went to buy food, asked
for rice and cow leg which the sales girl
dished then She touched the cow leg that
was on her food and asked the girl to add
ånother cow leg to her food making two
cow legs... Then the sales girl åsked why
she touched the cow leg on her food She
replied that it was because the previous
cow legs she has been buying were very
Strong and she wanted to know if she
Should add extra cow leg to her food if
it wasn't so strong. The sales girl started
insulting her she took her food, såt ånd
stårted eating.The girl started insulting
her asking if she can prepare cow leg
not to talk of selecting which to eat.She
didn't respond then the sales girl started
insulting her mom then she went to
where she was serving food and Slåpped
her...She didn't dip her hand in any pot..
This event didn't even take place in UNIBEN , it took place at edpa close which is outside the school but it not too far .

Your welcome

this story make sense me sef when I saw it on instablog was very skeptical how a human being will put hand into public food but nah naija fake news plenty and them go believe anything

uuzba:
So when they know, what will happen?

i don't know for him thinks they will help or come and back us for back them go turn us to even bigger joke when they are teaching their children about corruption naija will be their main topic Las Las they will take our brightest citizens and collect their ideas but give them average compensation like house in one rural English village and use their innovation to better themselves even China sef that ppl want to come and take over naija they don't know they just want to take what's left of our resources and give us their left over goods then will take our land and wipe us out

slimfit1:
Hahahaahahahahahahah the funniest text ever. They will come together speak Hausa drink kunu, eat goro, look serious with no ideas on how to tackle the problem, tape pictures and go home. Our problem is none of their kids have been kidnapped the moment you do that kidnapping will stop sadly but that's the truth.

this one hook me ehn that kunu and goro nah like communion bread and wine you go now see them with eye glass dey nod like say them know wetin them wan do when kunu Don finish him go vex say na the youth cause am

J4JUVENTUS:
D girl don use am buy Benz be DAT....
Young blood like this waste because of pucci...
Something must kill a man,but e no supoz be pucci...
Rip boy...

you get sense pass yahoo boy dey collect pant girls sef vex they collect cum

SheikhMuniru:
NONE OF THIS FOREIGN UNIVERSITIES MEET UP WITH THE STANDARD OF UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN, ILORIN AND OAU

what haters tell themselves sure this was you

DannyDarvay:
I know that and I stated that already. Did you see Oxford in all the admission letters she posted? With this her excitement about 10 admission letters its obvious she can't even dare Oxford. All the universities on the list are free admission givers and even many others she didn't mention.

don't be brainless university of Manchester was there ur family generation can't collect admission so stop hating even with all those so called 'free admission givers' she will still get jobs easier than a first class naija graduate

Leebeedo:
All UK schools, they give out admissions like Akara cos they want your money.

will still find good job without 1st class

Stop lying Abeg

Foodforthought:
Not trying to be holier than thou but why does GOT portray 2 many sex scenes, even incest and women-degrading nudity? It does not really make it exciting!
I feel the show would still be compelling and exciting without the whole sex scenes

sex sells

adecz:
Is he running for the US or
running for his school?

i don't know ooo some ppl don't know comprehension

Acjohn:
Why are people always doing better when they go abroad.
Ebi like say most village people can't trace somebody when he/she flies out

glo connection

ValCon888:
Doctor don turn gangsta. The chains on his neck could anchor a ship.

he will be a rapper sef very sure yung doc

Naijaguy123:
Most Nigerian men I heard are into internet fraud and drugs and the women are into prostitution. A woman can earn up to $5000 dollars a month doing prostitution and that’s the worst you can earn. But most women prostitute need a p1mp too and the guys make money from this.
Malaysia is a big tourist country and tourist love cheap sex and lots of drugs . A girl as beautiful as Agbani darego will cost you 100/200 pound per hour in UK as an escort, same girl 100 percent will cost you $100/200 whole night 8 hours in Malaysia.(prostitution is big)
So some unlucky ones get scammed by Nigerian too. With credit card fraud on the high. You can use your card in a store right now and in 10 minutes Nigerians are using it hundreds of miles away because they just cloned your credit card with the help of the cashier they corrupted. In Nigeria we don’t use our credit cards online for shopping as such, in country like Malaysia it’s common but most are fraudulent stolen cards by Nigerian. Also there is love scam, Nigerian will steal someone’s identity and use it to scam Malaysian women of money . The woman is thinking she’s talking to an American who live in Japan not knowing she’s talking to John from Aba or Ayo from Ibadan who are based in Malaysia.

Also money wire fraud. It’s very very hard to get your stay/papers in USA or Europe,( fake marriage in Uk up to 10,000 pounds, visa fees 2,000, renewal after 2,3 to 5 years about 3,000 more for indefinite stay then sure banker fake wife want more money about 5,000 pounds after few years , you spent more than 20,000 pounds to get a stay and over 10 years plus of illegal stay) without a stay you can’t open bank accounts, without bank accounts or valid ID the stolen yahoo money goes no where. It will just be sitting there and you need to move it. So when Nigerians in USA or Europe get the paper they don’t want to mess with it, if anyone suggest a fraud you get scared cos you know this might take you to prison then deportation back to naija but on the other hands papers are very very easy in Malaysia. You can enter on a social visa then turn it to student visa then turn it to a stay . So that encourage the one interested in fraud to attempt it as they didn’t suffer a lot to get the papers.

Also the Arab factors. When a white guy is duped or scammed am telling you they will report to the police and that crime is on police database. A white guy can report you to the police for selling him fake cocaine and he might not be prosecuted but an Arab will simply take it as bad business and he’s ashamed of reporting it.

In a country like Malaysia with many Arab tourist, Arabs don’t report crimes and that means police can’t do nothing as nothing got reported. When crimes get reported, there is more heat on the criminals as they know someone is out there trailing them. So in Malaysia, bad guys get multiple chances before they are caught compare with no chances in Europe or USA.

I’ve been abroad a few times and I saw the good but mostly worst of Nigerian.

very soon Nigerians won't be allowed to have more than a travel visa to developed places

RealLandForSale:
who wears jeans to work out ffs

didn't even see this

I believe rapists should be given death penalties look at developed countries are suffering from rape cases are increasing rapidly everyday maybe this is due to the fact that the penalties for rape are not severe enough that is why when the death penalty was abolished it was met with mixed feelings so most of the evil in the world feel that life sentence is worth it and don't fear to commit evil again

AccessME:
Nigeria can only be like this probably till thou kingdom come.

Nigeria's case is always different

we have heard nau nawa 3 times

OneCorner:
Photoshop.
D mouth and mustache are photoshopped

it is nairaland dry all believe like mugus

This woman still dey alive

ademidedavid:
Bros, life have passed u if at 40 you are yet to get married and still buy food from mama put!!!!

i thought I couldn't see anything dumber than what he posted but you just topped it

StarUp:
I still wonder what people enjoy in rape.

rape is wonderful the experience of her in tears and pain as you tie her down and ram a huge prick in her tiny hole as you strangle her with a tie and bloody face and when she finally succumbs due to weakness and continue thrusting harder until you see blood from inside her toto then you force her to swallow the mixture of cum and blood and strangle her as she eats it keeping her in a dog cage naked and only feeding her water and her poo with ur cum as dessert then bringing animals for her to give Mouth Gig tying her up with a blindfold so she never sees light and marking her with a hot iron rod near her toto as ur property then making her think you will let her go but then forcefully beating her close to death and destroy all parts of her till she begins to decompose best if she is a tiny girl

UNBELIEVABLE:
The Lady's Mum tried first to downgrade Covenant University while comparing it with University of Wales.
We should learn to see what someone is actually saying.

where did she downgrade it plz answer read and understand we did comprehension in waec nau

willyjacs:
she's special to her....nd that is what really matters.

fact is, she was rejected at covenant but ended up with a first class in Wales...... na her own ladder be that.

quench the ill feelings

jealousy dey catch all of them when dey never achieve anything