₦airaland Forum

sisisioge:
Yeah, they made him and themselves more popular thus creating a win/win considering their business is all about publicity . However, no employee is indispensable...remember Dan Forsters?

Dan Foster left, he wasn't sacked. Same with Dare Art Alade. I am pretty sure the AIM group management wouldn't have let them go if they had a choice. Although I get your point, no one is indispensable but certain folks cannot be easily replaced.

Jarizod:
I don die ooooo

just dey fire them the slap dey go from corporal to Sergeant.. in short make we go meet their General! That boy dey owe me slap..I go wait u for car

Na u go be my VP..we are shutting Nigeria down!

Chief of Army staff sef go chop better slap with redialing just in case e nor ring first time. Why u wan dey wait me for inside car? Na you be forerunner nah. I go dey your back like olumo.

Shutting down every gaddam city bro! Iyalaya anybody to ba gbemu!

[size=20pt] Jari Baba all the way!!! [/size]

Jarizod:
Otedola where Jariizod and KINGLlekan dey

I dey even consider to run for president nexxxxt year The money dey shark me!

To break bottle for Buhari head dey do me gan

Buhahahaha... *In Davido's voice* "Otedola na our boi, Omo wa ni"

Omo i dey tellz you bro! Even me wey just fire PM so, e don dey do me like make i enter barracks go dey light anybody on uniform!

[size=20pt] Infact Jari Baba for President 2017! [/size] Bubu must step down.

Kachisbarbie:
I await the people that'll say you don't like your horsebands' family.

RIP to the your dad,tough time for your family .

Is the issue that your inlaws don't call your parents? What of your parents, do they call them? I really don't see any issue here, forgive me for that.

If your parents call them too, they should have been aware they 'almost had an accident', because I expect them to have called to confirm if they got home safely and in the course of that call, they should have mentioned the averted accident. So, I think they reserve the right to be angry but bearing a grudge for so long is the problem.
If your parents called and they didn't mention it, ignore all the rubbish up there .

The problem I have with most people in life/marriage is that they expect too much from others.
You don't greet me_ I don't have to respond, we both save energy.
I marry you don't call me_ it doesn't stop the marriage.
I born, you still don't call_ it doesn't stop my child from growing, neither does it reduce his/her IQ. That's the kinda person I am, it has helped keep my sanity in check. Adopt this style and you'll live longer.

No, you don't have to slave for any human, be it inlaw or nah. If only women can stop all the pseudo-humility.
If you don't like something or can't do something, say it as politely as possible _ don't expect anyone to read your mind.

Ignore your husband's suggestion on how to bury your dad, maybe that's his view on how people should be buried. In the longrun, he gave his suggestion (albeit a stoopid one). The final decision lies in your family's hands.


I simply have a 'good relationship' with them. I ignore, I try not to count their f*ckups, because if I do, I must treat it.
Life is a whole lot easier that way.

Well said!

Jarizod:
I love it when a fellow brother is making it.. Na us Patoranking sing "make am for"

Anipe Nobody wey no fit to make am oooo


welcome to the billionaire's club Kanayo blood money sef no fit reach our own

Olenu baje, olenu bi Asa, olenu bi Otedola!

Np: Molowo Noni - Samklef ft Ice prince, Wizkid, Dprince

Jarizod:
juss as I told nawty..send SE.UN a pm describing reasons why u deserve to be a Nairaland celeb!

once he agrees u become popular instantly and he sends 10 million (in US dollars) for a start..easy right!

Washere padi! make i go fire the pm shapaly!

No time for dulling

Jarizod:
My brother.. it's not easy to be a Nairaland celeb oo..but the thing dey pay sha

Everywhere i turn i just dey see pipu dey hail u!

E dey really pay ooo, abeg show me the way na. Me sef wan be celebrity

Jarizod:
My dear..I never experrereit

am so overwhelmed with joy! can u believe me and s.eun are both swimming in money..its not easy to be a Nairaland celeb

Wicked sarcasm..

MrOlihilistic:

them d pay them??

sinaj:
lwkmd


My dad once flogged me coz of dat kinda Tatoo in primary schl.


I no use dat chewing gum play

Once paste it on my fore head nd it annoyed my dad


Good old days

Who nor know sey u be trouble when you small

But tbh, back then it was trendy tho. Especially with the different characters you could find in the wrappers. Not sure if those gums still exist sef

TheManfromKenya:
Amin Mousalli Kor, Ase Teletubbies ni...


Freeze deserves whatever he got....

That is what jumping about into people business get one into

oh gawwddd!!

sinaj:
I love it

Not those ones you get from bubblegum ooo!

CrazyQuinn:
I'm not saying

Whats the biggie in admitting? No one is going to ask you to upload them.

UrennaNkoli:
Na anytime arsenal score we self go score ni?
Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllll
Wiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

passyhansome:
GOD OF DRAW OYA

Uncle better luck next time

Leggo

HashtagMoniker:
I wud depending... but the Nigerian society frowns at doze with tattoos irrespective of the story behind it

Even in Europe and the US.. You wouldn't get a white collar job covered in tattoo's. Even though they don't frown at it and are more receptive of whatever you choose to do to your body, you would only end up with a blue collar job or go into entertainment, football, etc.

I once watched a documentary on BBC about a man who lost his job the day after he got drunk and in the heat of the moment got a facial tattoo.

CrazyQuinn:
those people don't know art

Seems you are planning on getting one or you already have a couple?

CrazyQuinn:
I love tattoos because it's all about displaying ART

I am a little bit indifferent when it comes to tattoo's. There are various kinds and a whole lot of amateur tattoo artist's out there who would draw a "Chicken" on your body when you clearly asked for an "Eagle". Also not all tattoo's make sense, some are just weird art works that just look totally awkward.

While some folks just jumble up different types without coherence and end up looking like a notice board.

LadyMercedes:
As long as there are no facial tattoos, no problem.

Only the real addicts go that far! For me that's extreme. Point being that, if perhaps in the nearest future the individual doesn't like the tattoo on their face, or are in a new phase of their lives whereby the tattoo doesn't symbolize what they now stand for, there is no going back.

I am yet to see or hear of any laser treatment to remove tattoo's on the face and considering how thin the skin on the face is, the pain would be extremely unbearable. Coupled with the fact that lasers pose a huge threat to the eyes.

Apel:
(laughing) br you wicked o

Hehehehehe... She dey collect am steady, no time.

sinaj:
Nods head

Miss Nakamura

sinaj:
I have 3 in my waste bin, u can have it all.


Just don't forget to wash it b4 using it.





See wetin Buhaha cause

Now some people can't afford evn d cheapest condom

Weldone! Na this morning own dey inside bin so?

It depends on the kind or type of tattoo. I can easily ignore a tattoo which isn't conspicuous or one that can be clearly hidden with clothing. However tattoo's can be addictive and knowing the reason why she has the tattoo would also let me make a more informed decision.

For example some folks have a tendency to put a tattoo on their body to remind them of an achievement, a goal, a loved one or worse still a bitter experience. Some others however love tattoo's and the number of tattoo's they would have might probably increase as time goes by. While I don't have anything against those with tattoo's, I really wouldn't want to settle down with someone who might over a few years time be totally covered in tattoo's.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]sigh.you've been seen. Move along. [/color]

lordimmaogidi:
Na wao!!! No freedom of naming ceremony in naija lol

Lezzlie:
Fighting? Nah, not me. I am stating facts evidenced by evolution. Now damn all religious tenets and moral codes and tell me why nature equipped men with abundance of testosterone with a sperm reservoir that never runs dry even in harmattan season

Back in Nigeria, all our villages were founded by few men whose penisês were responsible for our heritage and identities.

You're an American (?) America and Canada were founded by a handful of men who fücked a jillion women spaning decades to found these two countries.

Women are the soil , men are farmers with the seed. We just keep planting and nurturing the earth. That's why an erect peñïs makes your knees turn to jelly.

Hehehehehehe...

Privacy is bliss!

Beehshorp:
Dis is the type of youths dat make me wonder what the future holds indeed for Nigeria.. Zombeism na deadly disease

Did you even read what he wrote? or you were just in a haste to post snide comment?

Edunews:
There is no doubt many persons seem to bring in varying ethnic, religious & emotional sentiments into this, as well as our dislike for president Buhari but, if we set aside these flaws in our eyes, occluding our vision, we might come to appreciate the fact that indeed, a crime was committed.

Having observed the situation from various angles, it has become clear that the Judiciary as well as security officials are looking at the situation and seeing one thing, while the citizens, particularly, those who harbor a natural disdain for the president, are looking at the same situation and yet, seeing a totally different thing.

To some persons, they only see the unlawful sentencing of a man, who has done nothing wrong, but only name his dog what suits him, by a qualified judge, following the tenets of the Law, in a court of competent jurisdiction, without bothering to read the verdict of the case. These set of persons argue that the Defendant in question has committed no crime in naming his dog Buhari, a position which I completely agree with, but, WAS THE MAN SENTENCED FOR NAMING HIS DOG BUHARI??

Now, this is the questions in which majority of persons fail to understand, nor answer. According to the Verdict or the court, The defendant was arraigned for carrying out actions capable of breaching public peace and instigating not just ethnic but also religious and political violence, and this includes but not limited to;
1. The defendant boldly printed on the Body of the dog, the name "Buhari' (where has the name of a dog been written on the dog before)?
2. That the defendant paraded the same dog with name boldly printed, in the Hausa Section of the market. (He did not just leave the dog in his shop but wants it to be seen not just in the market but in the Hausa section)
3. That a certain popular Alhaji Buhari is a trader in this Hausa section of the market.

We might dislike the president and his policies, particularly in the current period as it isn't favorable to Nigerians, a situation which has resulted in increased hardship, but, if you tell me that these actions, as detailed above would not lead to a breach in public peace, breakdown of law and order and culminating in ethnic, religious and political violence, then, it's obvious that you are not seeking for the rule of law.

Ridiculing the president obviously isn't a crime, as it is not yet contained in any part of the constitution, but doing so in a manner capable of breaching peace, in a very large way is a crime.

If you are from the east, and you still disagree that the actions above are capable of breaching public peace, and instigating violence, then let me give you this example.

Imagine that an Hausa/Fulani man, boldly wrote on the body of his dog or ram, the name "NNAMDI KANU or OJUKWU" and paraded same in the Onitsha Main market, or around Upper Iweka or in Ariaria market, Aba. What do you think would be the result??

Traders clapping and laughing for him??
Obviously not.

I might not like the president or his policies, but this is not a matter of scoring political points.
The president did not arrest nor arraign the man, a member of the society complained and the police arrested him, for acting in a manner capable of breaching public peace.
It could have been worse, numerous lives have been lost for acts less than this, and after the lives have been lost, we accuse the police and security operatives of not being able to maintain public peace, when they do, we bring in all forms of political, religious and ethnic sentiments into it.

I agree that a number of wrong judgments and decisions might have been unlawfully passed recently but, this one, THIS ONE, THE MAN IS GUILTY of ACTIONS CAPABLE OF BREACHING PUBLIC PEACE!!.

He is not guilty, nor was he sentenced for naming his dog Buhari. Its always important to read the full story.

if you argue that he should not be sent to prison, I might agree, but, he obviously, needs to be sent to REHAB. At least, that's what is obtained in advanced nations.

P/S: I am not a Buhari nor an APC supporter, but truth has to be said in this case.

God bless you.
- Obasi. D. C. Chinedu
Deputy Speaker,
Students Union
University of Nigeria!

Well said!