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lagrangea:
I still fail to see the bad thing the guy did by posting an old picture with an old friend... And he didn't even make any snide comments. All those people reading innuendos here... I marvel at your apparent 'sanity'.

Hehehehe.. Honestly I am with you on this. See how Nigerians are making very petty insinuations from the post. I wonder when it became a crime to post a picture with an old friend just because you are not in good terms with the husband. Not like we even know if they have probably settled whatever iss is between them, which really isn't any business of mine.

Funny thing is that the blogger said Freeze threw shade at the lady by saying and i quote

"The Cool FM presenter also complimented Elsie's changed color aka bleached skin by reminding himself of when "I had lots of hair before I started balding!""

How on earth does that statement throw shade at her skin tone?

Person wey get wife nor even complain, na we wey e nor consine dey carry matter for head like gala sellers.

naijadeyhia:
Who cares what the internet thinks....If she had died in the course of attempting an abortion would you be here saying all this? Are you sure you are alright?

I am from the old school and we know how to label a kpankere with the name of that bad child and reset her character with it. We know how to kneel them down and have them raise their hands outside. We know how to get them to pick pen until they are able to apologize for the wrong they did. Its called discipline and not murder.

I honestly do not think you are thinking straight.

I seriously doubt you are alright too..

You have made your point and so have I. I don't condone the immoral act and I also don't condone public humiliation either.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]And the title is fly you gotta admit [/color]

Don't even push it..

naijadeyhia:
Do you have kids? I doubt you do. I do so i speak knowingly.

1. If they are his adopted kids for years with no report about how he maltreats them and even they during this interview never spoke about being maltreated so whats your point?

If and when you do have kids and they do something similar feel free to call them into the house and talk to them quietly.... These people live with this man so he understands their attitude better than you.... If 2 underaged kids could comfortably have sex and attempt aborting in a Pastors house then this means they are terrible people with the very likelihood of the pastor condoning so much from them and this was the last straw.

Both kids are morally messed up and here you sit talking about what the Pastor did as if he did it for no reason.

If they did not do what they did which is horrible by all standards would he have openly flogged them? Yes or no

FYI if in my time people had free access to video cameras i am sure that one of my neighbours would have recorded one of the numerous public corrections my parents gave me.

Just listen to yourself? Who made mention of maltreatment?

Heheheheheheheh... Look at the shaky defense you are putting up @Bold. He knows them better to know that the only way they would change is if he humiliates them in public right? Spare me the joke please. You even went on to add that they must be terrible people which is based on mere conjecture. Even well-behaved kids sometimes go outside the norm and do despicable things, still doesn't make them terrible.

They are morally messed up indeed.. Madam Psychologist!

When your own kids misbehave, call a town hall meeting and invite Clarence Peters to shoot the video while you unleash the fury of your whip on them. Remember the Internet never forgets.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]I actually anticipated ya'll (males)would.
••••••
Expected more and far worse. [/color]

Nice one though! This is exactly what romance section needs. Controversial threads.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]I lie? [/color]

No comment dear! interesting piece i must say. Even though they came for your head.

But the latter part still gets me ROTFL... ..

naijadeyhia:
would you like to sleep with your adopted brother at age 14 in your fathers house? Which is more terrible and more damning? The incestuous act would live with you for a lot longer than public flogging would afterall she is only 14 but now a singular error of incest has gotten her pregnant by her adopted brother.

You need to use your head and think. The problem here is not the public flogging or the video tapping of it.

KingCheezyPuff:
5. A Hoe will bleep anything
It doesn't matter to him
As long as it has a opening
A woman, a animal a fanta bottle
As ling as it has a opening it's good 2 bleep
A hoe shows no distinction. [/b]

Fanta Bottle

naija1stpikin:
wetin e mean?

iz just a johking stuv!

Deejavuu:
I know someone that's 4 and 5. . Dj plays soft work by Falz, then add 8.


DRINK , BUT DON'T GET DRUNK.

You know someone or you are that "someone"

naija1stpikin:
team number 10

Omuti of laiv!

Muvacci:
I must confess, I didn't read this shxt.

Didn't expect everyone to, at least not those with bibliophobia. Thanks for dropping by tho.

toposi4naija:
As in....

The Op expects people to read this epistle??....

Actually this epistle isn't for everyone. Its for those with a highly developed sense of humour.

Cheers!

Smellymouth:
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Shayo na basterd sha..

Seen this Joke before but it gets me anytime i see it again...ROTLF

Disclaimer : This thread doesn’t promote reckless drinking, if you must drive do not drink and if you must drink do not drive. Even if you do not care about your life you could be endangering the lives of others.


Drink Responsibly!

1. The Emotional : Alcohol is indeed not for everyone and these folks are topping that list. The evening is going well and everyone is busy sipping their drinks, while having a great chat or watching that exciting EPL game and then suddenly the alcohol takes over these folks and they become crybabies.

They say alcohol makes you forget all your problems, apparently it makes these folks remember how terrible life has been to them, all the heart breaks, unpaid rents, medical issues and whatnots. You would end up consoling these folks the entire night.
https://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/148258094.jpg

2. The Alter-ego : If it’s your first time with this folk, you are in for a good surprise. Freddy takes a couple of beers and pooof!! He is gone and all you are left with is Jason his alter-ego.

Yeah these folks would make you almost doubt their sanity as they would reveal their other half which is usually a complete opposite of their true nature. They would say things that are rather difficult to comprehend or often times meaningless and the mysterious part is that when they sleep and wake up the next day, they have no memories whatsoever of the entire event.
https://i.imgur.com/LDCRGA5.jpg

3. The Talkative : The Orators!... These ones should be giving a life ban from alcohol. They are mostly extroverts and sometimes even introverts but after a few bottles they become Eminem, dropping 100words in 16 seconds.

These folks can’t keep no secret, as a matter of fact if you confide in them, it only takes a few bottles for them to spill all you told them in private to a bunch of strangers or worse still that very person you have been keeping the secret from.

They are amazing storytellers with a long list of never-ending stories to tell. The only time they get to be quiet is when they finally doze off once they hit the sheets.
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4. The Apologetic : These ones are usually conscious of their alcohol consumption as they always want to be in full control of their mind and body, however occasionally they go overboard a little and end up apologizing for every single thing they do during that period blaming it on the alcohol.

They are so polite even when they are barely drunk and you would hear them say things like “I am so sorry; I am yelling right? Gosh I have had too much to drink” . If you find yourself dating folks like this, they are for keeps! They usually have boundaries and standards and wouldn’t intentionally go outside them.
https://i.imgur.com/2Fneuu5.jpg

5. The Overconfident : They are quite similar to the apologetic as they also want to be in full control of their mind and body, however after a couple of bottles and they are litt up! Eyes red and sight blurry which makes it difficult to read facial expressions hence boosting their self confidence.

These folks can walk up to the President’s wife and woo her if given the chance. They suddenly become hyperactive and fearless. If only the FG can bundle a bunch of these folks, get them high and give them riffles, Boko Haram would be history.
https://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Funniest_Memes_self-confidence-level-1000_18406.jpeg


6. The Vagabond : If you happen to be around folks like this for the first time, then you are in deep soup...lol. After a few drinks, they take off to the loo and never return.

Apparently once they get up, they find themselves in the “Matrix” and are busy fighting “Agent Smith” or in some fictional world like “Alice in wonderland”. These folks never learn their lesson despite waking up in strange places.

If you find yourself dating a guy like this, it’s only a matter of time before you start having high blood pressure. If as a guy you find yourself dating a lady like this, be rest assured her panties would always be missing...lol
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7. The Sleeper : These ones gat no time for drama! Lol... Once they get high it’s only a matter of time before you hear them snoring like pigs. The good thing is that you don’t get to gather a search party to start looking for them like you would for “the vagabonds”.

Folks like this usually go drinking with friends so you are sure they wouldn’t spend the night sleeping wherever they get high.
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8. The Dancer : These folks are absolutely remarkable. Alcohol literally brings out the star in them. Just after a few bottles of their favorite beer or spirit and the DJ drops Pana-Tekno, Bam!!! they are on their feet’s jamming to the beat like nobody else.

They would invent dance moves that are yet to be seen and can dance from Naija to the North pole and back. Dating folks like this can be fun! Sometimes they give you the best night of your life with great dancing and laughter.
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9. The Newbie : AKA Follow Follow, OverSabi, etc…..These folks don’t usually drink but their ego and pride wouldn’t let them say No in public. They are quick to open the bottle of Cîroc and mix it with some Hennessy and any other brand available.

They are totally oblivious of the alcohol percentage and gulp down their entire cup within a few seconds like it’s a cup of coconut water or smoothie . Within a couple of minutes, they would lose total control of their bodies and start acting like they've got Parkinson’s disease.

Folks who fall in this category are more concerned with how others see them and would rather live their lives based on the standards of others.
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10. The Brewery : The professional drinkers! The functional alcoholics! These folks can empty an entire GP tank filled with Booze and wouldn’t flinch.

They are the proverbial “Oliver twist”, always wanting more booze. They say the body is made up of 70% water but in their case its 70% of Kparaga, kai-kai, Sun gbalaja, Burukutu and the likes.

Their body is so in tune with alcohol that they can get depressed and go “cold turkey” if they are deprived of it for days! If you happen to date a Guy who is a brewery, chances are he would invest more in the bottle than you or your future kids combined.

If as a guy you find a lady who happens to be a brewery, there are two things involved its either she wrecks you or you end up running a beer palour & peppersoup joint with her.
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So which category do you fall in? And tag that Nairalander who is on this list. Don't forget to add yours to the list also

TrapQueen77:


These are not only my fave but also so special to me PERSONALLY


Smellin.gAnus - Mr. Superhero
Slyis.aac - Mr. Cute
Oli.hilistic - Mr. Lovable
Roylblak.007 - Mr. Soulmate
Kingle.kan - Mr. Sexy
Th.esauve10 - Mr. Hot Doctor
Lexxybu.rg - Mr. Nice
Firstking0.1 - Mr. Awesome


Op, don't ask me abt females... I DNT KNOW THEM.

STFUareyouG0d:
Kinglekan, how did you miss Bernard Lawrence "Bernie" Madoff?



Nice writeup

Buhahahaha!! .. I actually didn't bro. But the longer the article the more people lose interest in reading it. Decided to trim it down

Thanks G!

The Indian man is still my favorite though..lol. How do you escape while been incapacitated on a wheel chair?

ipledge10:
The Ponzi scheme is popular in New York ( Wall Street ), My professor told me about one that happend recently

The Ponzi scheme should be the most popular after sleight of hand... Its the only scam I have been a victim of and that was a couple of years back when I was still fresh out of secondary school.

Most websites still use it to entice greedy folks..some call it robbing Peter to pay Paul.

dopeJemi:
Paedophile

dopeJemi:
Mtcheww, useless buffoon

And his senses just flew out of the window

dopeJemi:
Cow talk na, you know anything about lenovo yoga 300 laptop?

dopeJemi:
you are just a fool, I just wanted to know your knowledge on laptops and if you could help make an enquiry on one for me

You neva wan talk true? ... Be like one babe don dey send you boobi pishure. U wan use all your savings take buy lapi for am bah?

You better face ya book..

Laveda:
You no just get chill
Did he tell you he was evicted? Werey

Na so dem dey do. Them go dey use style ask where person dey stay so dem go fit carry all their responsibility con add ontop person head.

Swthrt no time!

dopeJemi:


See this goat, me wey dey stay outside country na wan come follow you squat for your mud house wey you dey stay for lagos? Shame no dey catch me?

My friend wee yu keep kwayet? Iz laik your brain iz losing oxygen abi?

You dey Benin republic you dey make noise upandan like goat wey dey on heat?? Now wey dem evict you, you wan dey famz me.

As you old reach, you still nor wan dash ursef small brain bah? You beta come back to lagos and start hawking gala if Benin nor gree u again.

Laveda:

Nor mind am, him dey find where to crash dis night. Him mates dey under bridge make him go join dem.

0ubenji:
I must commend u on the ability to stir up a controversy against urself...it takes a smart mind to concoct such successfully.
That's the beauty in media stunts and publicity. Kudos mehn

dopeJemi:
Answer na?

Oga wetin na?

Na me say make you nor gree pay rent till landlord evict you?

I nor dey find squatter, carry your things dey go village.

dopeJemi:
Fool how far? You dey lag ba?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]if you where Tom.... it would not help yet case in any way ,I can assure you this, sir.
.....
I've had 4 interactiobs with you now,this being the 4th .....out of those 4× 3 have not been good.
....
If you are not making me smile.
......I don't want 2 associate with you because you are making me frown/
you are more trouble than fun. You understand.
.......
I think we've talked long enough. Or?[/color]

So you have been keeping tabs of all our interactions? .. I am flattered

Ok I am more trouble than fun... Point taken and noted.

Oh yes we have hun... I think we can call it a lovely evening going by my time zone tho..

Arrivederci!!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]what would Tom(yer alternate) do?
........
I'm over the incident, yes.
But it makes me watch you how you respond 2 things .
I'm here ta play and have fun, I don't want 2 associate myself with a temperamental individual. You understand. [/color]

Why do you keep mentioning him then since you believe he is my alt? ... Or would my owning up to the fact make you fall in love with moi?

And how exactly do I respond to things hun?

Awwwww...Cmon you know I make you giggle behind your screen.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71] Yeah,you blew up on me. Because you thought I was gunning fer yer crew
.......
KingTom are you Lekan? Yes! And I will out you, if you don't fess up
...[/color]

See who says I have temper issues... You still haven't gotten over that even after my apology?

Well maybe KingTom might quench your doubts.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]I have none.
I justed wanted 2 push yer buttons before,I need 2 know you won't blow up at the slightest
......
You are him!! ....and I'm disgusted
I saw refiner ask you 1nce but you didn't answer. [/color]

Buhahaha! Which buttons? ... Yhu gat to be kidding me.

Keep your disgust to yourself and believe waheva makes you sleep well at night.