Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Song Derived Slangs Used In Nigeria.. by kinglekan: 3:09pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
hadura29: _Kinglekan OBA lekan himself.... He don tey oooo!!! Ki Lon sele majesty? Ayam dey ooooo!! 
Bawo ni padi mi?
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 3:07pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Mhizdeedy wad up jare. 
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 3:04pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Sinnzu: serzly. I knew ferragamo was gonna kill d fun soon as i saw her moniker. Now everyhwhr is so boring. 
ROTFL @ Ferragamo  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 3:01pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
LadyBoss1: Its love
Hey sinnzu look what a memeber of my church put in my hand this morning
I supplied her event last week ohhh ..
God is good, lil things like this is what keeps the biz going
Make e reach our side ooo 
Make we spend small Madam lizzy for here. 
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 2:54pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Sinnzu: There goes all the fun... As in ehnn!! 
All the Fun just poooffffd!!!!
I was having a good time laffing at those comments ooo jacksparrow0712: I don't lie on sundays prettythicksme:
seriously u like licking ass 

You mean Captain sparrow licks ass like this?
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Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Bad Things People Do In Church by kinglekan: 2:48pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Cutehector: I no blame u na... We lead fake personalities here in social media.... I won't be surprised if ur one hell of a shy person in reality... One reason why I don't take all d silly rants online serious. 
Peeps can be anytn they want to be online, NO LIMITS.
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Nairaland General › Re: How To Pray Effectively by kinglekan: 2:20pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
ggrin: [color=indigo]people ehn man shall not live by bread alone na
Play don tire me jo and besides, today na sunday [/color] E good sha, fear don grip me ooo. I think say dem don kidnap u. 
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Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Bad Things People Do In Church by kinglekan: 2:19pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Cutehector: lekan gawd. Even if say I dey do am eh, ur own worse pass Lai lai!! Impossicant!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Interview With The Devil (romanceland Sunday School) by kinglekan: 2:13pm On Jul 26, 2015*. Modified: 8:21pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Brb. 
***Modified*** @JeffreyJamez Just had time to go through this piece and am like 
Such creativity, jeeezz!! How on earth does ur mind put all this together? These are nice movie scripts you know.
Nice one bro!!
Twaci come and see something oooo. |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:51pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
prettythicksme: sharrap there!  Young lady its not yet time for you to get raped so be patient. I would get to you shortly. 
Cutehector: lekan abegi... I jus dey para for u I swear... I like salmon fish, and d babe wey I like for nairaland na salmon fish.. U go carry winch from gabon take snatch am.. There is God Hehehehe!! As salmon nor dey make u manage tilapia na or cat fish. E dey sweet weLla ooo.
Trust me. 
francizy: Hahahahaha, e pain am!  I don leave ur matter for Amadioha hand.
U sef dey fall ur guy hand bah? I weee personally consult dibia agarawu on ur mata. 
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Nairaland General › Re: How To Pray Effectively by kinglekan: 1:44pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Ggrin dem thief ur phone? Abi them hack ur account.
Lanicky come and see sumtn ooooo
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Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Bad Things People Do In Church by kinglekan: 1:41pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
INTROVERT: disobeying the usher on where to seat and instead looking for where the pretty ladies are sitting so you will seat next to them like cutehector does  Don't mind the him. 
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 11:33am On Jul 26, 2015 |
Francizy may ur balls weigh 100kg IJN. 
@cutehector me nor spoil market for you ooooo. There are many fishes in the ocean.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering by kinglekan: 10:53am On Jul 26, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Song Derived Slangs Used In Nigeria.. by kinglekan: 1:21am On Jul 26, 2015 |
halfrica: Cos u need to always zipzap ur mouth and stop rooting out problem from d rooters in zombies land up inside ur brain  |
Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Song Derived Slangs Used In Nigeria.. by kinglekan: 12:44am On Jul 26, 2015 |
halfrica: Dude get a life or stop tryin to live 
Chaiiii!! Baby y do u do this to me?
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Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Song Derived Slangs Used In Nigeria.. by kinglekan: 11:40pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
halfrica: Dats cos u turned ur fone upside down reading *in d well of my hatred lies an hidden pure love* Bt do u always try to dig into it? Nah so quit whining like a wailiing wailers or a rotweiler and get to work *malnurished wit love my assss* Werey gidi ni baby yi oooo
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Career › Re: 8 Categories Of Occupation People Do That Brings Forth Insult From The Society by kinglekan: 11:39pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: Lol tz still not going?
Baby stiill not seen jare. I gv up already. 
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Career › Re: 8 Categories Of Occupation People Do That Brings Forth Insult From The Society by kinglekan: 10:55pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: Ok
Chaiii!! Netwk why una dey do dis kain tin to me. 
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Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Song Derived Slangs Used In Nigeria.. by kinglekan: 10:54pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
halfrica: I lovehate u dats all bt be happy d love came first and not d oda way round I feel the latter more.  |
Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Song Derived Slangs Used In Nigeria.. by kinglekan: 10:45pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
halfrica: Since homosexuality is allowed u can like to fffuuuccckkk ursef from behind Chaiiii!! But y do u hate me nah. 
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Career › Re: 8 Categories Of Occupation People Do That Brings Forth Insult From The Society by kinglekan: 10:40pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: Lol 
Baby I yaf not seen it oooo. Resend b4 I cry. 
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Career › Re: 8 Categories Of Occupation People Do That Brings Forth Insult From The Society by kinglekan: 10:01pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: Lol ahan han I want him to come nd teach me his style
Ova my living body!! Tufiakwaaa!!
Tosyne2much nor pass ur boundary ooooo
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Career › Re: 8 Categories Of Occupation People Do That Brings Forth Insult From The Society by kinglekan: 9:54pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: Av not ooh kinglekan doesn't kiss me, come nd teach me 
Why are so quick to deny our makeout moments.
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Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Song Derived Slangs Used In Nigeria.. by kinglekan: 9:52pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
halfrica: Dnt tell me ur mrcork apprentice
Apology accepted *pats him*
Son 
Heheheheh!! Gv me that punna already joooorrr
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Jokes Etc › Re: If You Are Looking For Your Bedsheet, ( Hilarious Photo) by kinglekan: 9:41pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: Ok re u sleeping? What re u typing? Baby am not sleeping jooorr. U yaf not still replied that msg that's wad I meant.
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