₦airaland Forum

Oyind17:
why must you get something in return?

Why must u eat free food and spend the guys money. Why don't you do the spending?

wordbank:
U dey mind d yeye Na she go still still another thread to bash d mugu wey troway him money Hungry never wireless her When hungry catch her she go add enough abeg for her post

MhizDeedy:
That's were they will see u, I wonder what ur eye is still doing on ur face sef it shld av fallen sinx

Good for her, she can't try this in Nigeria they would av kicked her out of barracks

B4 nko? Where else would you see me. I like to admire nature nahh. See the mountainous curve. Dammmmmnnnnn!!

Dem for don help am less everything if na naija.

MhizDeedy:
Lol hahahaha...lemme be honest actually I av a Bsc in flat ikebe in fact it can't even be called ikebe cus tz as flat as notice board, nd I av no masters in d boobicology u won't even want to see it sef so u won't be short sighted, view it @ ur own risk .
Nd lastly I only av a professional certificate in torturelogy .
Were re these soldiers sef this boy needs to face my wrath asap. See his face sef like the insyd of his boxers

éhhhhh!! Babe u nor qualify oooo.

Flat as notice board ke? U bera go and start playing football ooo. So u nor get any selling point?

Smh, its a pirrry!!

See this geh wey I dey try help dey yab me anyhow? Person wey see ur last para go tink say I don ............. nevamind.

Warn yaself oooooo

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Trouble full your body[/color]

U sabi observe wella.

Twaci:
Very cold. As if e no do, I siddon for hall dey watch as these children dey scatter my eardrums in the name of graduation ceremony.

Sha dem try. But if R-kelly hear their rendition of "World's greatest", he go hang himself.

ROTFL

Wetin u wear go sef? Shey na kamson dey graduate 2day?

falconey:

abi na bobo go just do ENUGU ni........he will service it not steal it.

Ordinary lubrication of the vessel and she don dey lie on top the potential dude.

marieolae:
Which other side are you talking about?

The other side of life.
AgapeCharis already sniffing around like an FBI agent.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Really? Which other side? Marieolae I need an explanation. [/color]

Trinxie:
werey? I do not appreciate that word...try to be nicer next time sir.

Shift abeg!! Who cares if you appreciate it or not. Cleary couldn't see through my sarcasm.

Trinxie:
....Gbam!!! this is it...me likey
as my secondary school teacher would playfully say "I cannot division myself into twice"
Ogbeni!!! take me as I am lo n je be

Chaiii!! Werey plenty for NL oooo.

Na everyday I dey jam new werey.

I cannot division myself into twice..ROTFL

falconey:

I know how you feel love, I don't think your sex can do all these for ya but The opposite sex can in return for sex.

Why will he do all these for free? Is he picking money from the dustbin?

Help me ask am ooooo!!

She dey even call am something in return as tho the guy go carry her punna go.

MhizDeedy:
Lol y? because I want to be ur manager on a platter of gold? Iffa box u ehn, do u know d benefits of me being ur manager? U don't knw abi? Lemme tel u, u will av no access to ur money, everything will be sent to me, if u need anything u will ask me 1st nd if I approve then I wil give u but if I dont , forget it. U will receive an allowance every month for just food and clothing no females involved ...u will only attend shows that I approve of. Don't worry I will give d list later

See dis wan?

Will u keep quiet!! I am talking, u sef dey reply??

Oya use ur hand clean ur mouth, ehen dts ryt. Better!

Now as I was saying b4 I was rudely interrupted by you. Hope you have a B.sc in Big Ikebe? and a Masters degree in Boobicology?

Any professional certification in Bedmatics from the University of Calabar would be an added advantage.

marieolae:
Lol I never knew you missed me that much

Ehnn naa!! But I didn't say so ooo b4 "You know who" cuts my head off.

U have been scarce on here and on the other side too. Guess you have been pretty much preoccupied?

halfrica:
She lo dabi awon illuminati Her nick name is up nepa

Troublesome geh, how are u?

marieolae:
Like 4 people

This wan wee just appear and disappear as tho she is casper the friendly ghost.

Twaci:
Booboo

Awayu dear?

MhizDeedy:
Y can't u just av faith ehn, they av being there sinx dznt min sm1 else can't outshine them and I can even be ur manager

Can you come for an interview?

Lemme check all ur credentials.

Mhizkel:
I prefer sharwarma...

Shawa ko, Agbodo ni.
U bera shifttt go one side b4 I deal with u.

Ebiz12:
5,7 and 8 can be annoying!

Are you through?

Twaci:
Whareva

MhizDeedy:
Lol ahan Han u av no idea how much those comedians charge for shows that's y...they av money ooh. Clowns for children's birthday ke? U don't like better thing ooh so after a child's birthday party dey will nau pay #2000 afta wearing those silly costumes u Berra take me advise

Seee uuuu!!

When Bovi and BM never die. Abeg talk anoda tin.

Ayus34:
Or u mean the Igbo's,because the sensible Nigerians I know don't just talk to talking sake.... The already know the PDP brainwashed mofos and where they reside!

Well I didn't mean a particular tribe though. Peeps have just been reacting negatively to whatever BM says these days. More like he is having more haters.

Mhizkel:
Talk true jor..

Iffa slap u with my hot dog ehn.

MhizDeedy:
Lol u better take up comedy as a profession... So u can fear like this instead of u to be happy that it will make u popular sef, actually u can start a profession from it nau wen everybody had seen ur hotdog

Comedy ke?? Dis gal hate me ooo. I wee just go bankrupt.

U nor even say make I go dey act clown for small small children bornday parri.

May God 4give u for yabbing me stylishly.

MhizDeedy:
Lol iffa slap u ehn....m actually married to a soldier so u wouldn't dare. U better behave or I will send an army @ d barracks to remix what they did to those girls on u nd I will stay there to watch

Osanobuaaa!!!

Am sowwii ooo! I DOESN'T know ooo.

Nor vex oo, I don't want my precious hot dog to turn to public entertainment.

Mhizkel:
Lie say u never rush go use vaseline...

U for come help me use the vaseline naa.

Mhizkel:
Na dis kind of thing you dey like.
Btw, i doubt if this happened in Nigeria. Nigerian soldiers dare not treat women in such a barbaric way.

Wetin u dey like?

Iffa tear u slap