₦airaland Forum

Sassybae:
Am fine

Nice pix. Gave u one like.

MhizDeedy:
Lol I just pray u don't die on top or unda a female's ass

Don't derail my padi's thread oooo!! Nwaz not just a female, I prefer URS.

Sassybae:
Lolz, sup lekan how u doing today

Am cool dearie, how is u?

MhizDeedy:
Lol so true.. Those pickup lines got me rotfl. E.g
1. I believe I can fly, I just feel like spreading my wings nd fly away with u girl.
2. Right now an angel is missing in heaven, just call heaven now nd tel them u re fine, u re safe nd sound with me
3. Babe ain't u tired? U av been running thru my mind all day.
4. Baby u must be a broom cus u swept me off my feet.
5. If looks could kill, u would be a weapon of mass destruction.

INTROVERT:

[b]


1. Hell yeahh!!

Very true, but sometimes it could be quite annoying when you try employing the direct questioning, which are harmless chitchats and she gives you the "you are asking me too many questions" line. Most times she is probably fronting for no reason.

Then you probably switch to something else just to keep the convo going smoothly and there again you have it, she gives you the one liner replies; fyn, no, yeah, kk, cool, tnx, etc

Nyways at this point ditch the babe and move on already.


2. Now this got me ROTFL..

Jeezz!! Who dafuq uses dose lame lines dis days, definitely high on EXPIRED PANADOL.

if u must use pick up lines at least be Fvcking innovative.


3. Well said bro!!

I guess the emotional rush coupled with all the _orgy makes most dudes completely _erratic. They bombard the babe with calls and text like their lives depend on it.

Too bad some babes take all dis initial 'gra gra' as love. Smh


4. Simply put ~ Be ORIGINAL!


@jefferyjames ~ I dedicate this meme to you.

@Mhizdeedy why u dey peep?
[/b]

stephenqueen:
Omo soosi deeper life ,you no see one bro marry for ur church ba


Here is a real guy www.nairaland.com/_kinglekan




_Kinglekan adon bring food come oooo

stephenqueen:
Omo soosi deeper life ,you no see one bro marry for ur church ba


Here is a real guy www.nairaland.com/_kinglekan




_Kinglekan adon bring food come oooo

Sassybae:
Hehehe Lekan that's the truth oo, ama V. Bae

Sassybae:
Lolz

Sexcellency:
Mr Tinubu. Cold dey catch you?

Yesss, come keep me warm.

Sexcellency:
Hmmm Ok na. Lets wait for the commentators

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]
See as e dey pain am for body. [/color]

#Painment ni

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]You were so traumatized to the extent that you can no longer write correct English?? Oh lawd! Mary why?? [/color]

You are trying really hard oooo.

Don't worry I wee tell you someday.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Yes we'll test ourselves.



We'll both undergo Blood tests,,genotype,,Hiv and other sexually related infections test .

That's the only way i'll be able to trust that I can go skin to skin without any problem.

Any other test is considered unnecessary and irrelevant,,therefore I proclaim it null and void! [/color]

Andrew114:
*nodding my head* exatly

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Once again, shat the fvck up! Is it my fault your lines didn't work out as planned??
See painment ooo
Cc: Ronald4lif [/color]

Dey dere dey deceive urself. Hw I go wan woo my padi babe. ROTFL.

U sha wan make I tell u. Oga enjoy your meal of being clueless.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Shattap!! You've been busted!! [/color]

Keep dreaming

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Lol! I thought as much.
Maybe _kinglekan is trying some lines in an attempt to woo you. [/color]

Keep guessing and remain clueless. She ain't telling you nada.

halfrica:
Are u talkin bou now fish

Lemme warm up, I wan fite small.

halfrica:
*laugh in hindi*
So cos i no post pix na wetin make my yansh flat
Me wey frnds dey call *heavy duty*
Nigga i dont flaunt ass cos its nt my own asset my daughter with mr cork is my asset and pride nd nt sum fuckin ass her ass aint up to moi even if she enhances the ass cant bliv dat small tin can entice u
*baby mama things sha*

Pinshure of ur yanshhh or forever seal ur lips.

MhizDeedy:
Lol u don what? Ohya whisper it to me how is d insyd of ur boxers like? dnt lie ooh say d truth let d devil be ashamed

Come and find out yaself!!

halfrica:
j



Av u see her face wen she is done swimming or watch her remove her butt pad comot for yansh
No worry na guys like u dey give am expensive shhhiiitt she go con sell dem pay her surgeon to keep of wit d *pace of war* *her butt and boobs*[sub][/sub]

Na jealousy go kill uuuuuuu

*ntorrrrrr** :-P

Na me say make ur yansh flat.

halfrica:
Fine u

Fine oooo!!
When next are we going to fight sef?

Oyind17:
There's nothing wrong in eating together as friends or crush and crushee. I can pay for the meal if he's not buoyant. no big deal

Orijin101:
You and kinglekan, weldone oooo.. .. .. derail my thread wella, you hear?

Sorry Sir.

JeffreyJamez:
Hnmmmm

Oya kee ursef