₦airaland Forum

kilode100:
Come with whips too,
I demand maximum satisfaction.

Send me your P.O Box address... Err sowi I mean your Mail address... Gaddamit!! I mean your House address.

halfrica:
If she no won wipe buy *water gun* or u pay a guy to accidently pour water on her face if she is naturaly pretty she go vex small bt if its d oda way round chisos she go kee d guy con dash out like *need for speed*

Remind me to do that to you.

Sleekyshuga:
Seriously, he is taking it too far..
Most times, when you ignore a lady, she will be at her best..

Very true dear, most times the "ignore button" works perfectly.

kilode100:
Yea Baby..
Can you come with cuffs too?

Chaiii!! U mean for _B.D.S.M shii?

Wa bami nibe.

Sleekyshuga:
My Kilo is troubled ..

I believe whatever it is would be sorted out. Just bear with her.. She may have her reason(s) for not voicing out yet (maybe, cos she wouldn't want to lie to you). I do it sometimes to boo.. It's natural with ladies but whenever I come around, I find myself telling him the problem without him asking me..

Don't put your mind on anything negative.. Just stay positive, and do something for yourself to kill the thinking, stress, etc..

At the end, it may really be nothing ..

Exactly

kilokeys:
patience shey? i fitnt o
my head wan tear.. cos i have tot of the worst, and i have the capacity to forgive/understand the worst.

kilode100:
What makes you think I won't the flogging??

I weee so whip the daylite owta ur bum.

danbrowndmf:
u like her.? Oya take her

Pinkycute you heard the man right.

danbrowndmf:
View pinkycute profile *wink*

ahhhhhh!!!
That her prev was dp too was

misspicy:
Placed there for your amusement.am happy you like it

Well I do, it actually silences the haters.

kilode100:
Is it now??

Can someone get be a a fan belt. I need to flog this olodo.

misspicy:

Funny siggy.

kilode100:
14 yrs for ordinary licking and touching ??
Homosexuality should be death by hanging biko
Men are guilty of Homo and should be executed by firing squad.
Lesbianism is acceptable and should be embraced by all women irrespective of colour and sizes.

danbrowndmf:
ok come,i will dash u my girlfriend *wink*

Pinshure of ur gf ist.

kilode100:
I will make my speech after obontami my fvckbudy has said something useful.

blacq2009:
I'll not comment until...
_Agwaru123
_Chocolateme
_Kinglekan
_Andrew114
_Misspicy
_Airbornelacer
_Sile12
_Kilode100
_Abiagirl777
_Maryam6
_Zaida
_Kristgift
.....has commented. Then and there will I comment.

danbrowndmf:
baba ese modupe o!


Na Sperm we dy pop o,bring ur own come *wink*

Bring wetin?
Show me the babes first. NO HOMO!!

Sleekyshuga:

Sleekyshuga:


Happy Birthday, danbrowndmf..
Wishing you nothing but all you
ever desire..

May today bring lots of smiles your
way.. No one is worth spoiling today
for you, not even kinglekan or AgapeCharis..

Longlife, and prosperity, Amen ..

See as dem dey analyse ur booty.

Oya show lemme confirm what they said jooor.

So na me be spoiler abi? That's why I like wearing my leather belt for days like this.

Lest I forget HBD danbrowndmf!! Wetin we dey pop nah?

tunnamania11:

Falls from ewedu Tree while laughing so hard .
Didn't u read the part where i said she must be naturally beautiful? How would such girl still ask me whether to apply powder?
U sha want to avoid answering my question, na lie o.
Your case dey kalakuta republic.
.

tunnamania11:

You are a comedian , I laughed daada with your response.

Well, the truth is, I don't see girls that uses lip gloss as beautiful let alone of those that can't do without painting whole face with Autobase .

If you are not naturally beautiful, you can't interest me a bit. So how would I arrange a blind date with a makeup addict? But I need u to gist me at the backstage how the scene went that day o.

*yinmu*

Nor be blind date u call am. Oh u tink d babe would be like;

****TunnaWOOD Script****

Babe: *dials tunna's number* Baby should I apply mild make up for our date today or should I just use ordinary powder?

Tunna: Baby u know I like it natural. Just rub your face with vaseline and use rubber band to tie your hair and we are good to go dearie.

Babe: Ok darling anything to make you happy.

***End of Script***

Bros oya wake up.

MizMyColi:
That's fine by me.
Lux is cool

@Lyntiffany
Never in my earthly sojourn has my sobriquet been so murdered

Lemme put a nail to the coffin.

MizyMosquitoCOIL.

kaboninc:
Please answer your first name:

HFOG.........

Francizy.................

dearPreye....................

ElanTraceey.....................

Barcanista...........................

Specialist900.............................

Beamborla....................................

LynTiffany (our new member )......................

MizMyColi.............................................................

Alezy.............................................................................


KingLekan.....Olalekan....................


TheSonofMark...............................................................................

AgapeCharis..........................................................................................

Luxanne..........................................................................................................

Trust you all are fine and in high spirit.

The house has been quiet for a while now and I thought to say hi to all of you. I do hope that you're all productively engaged in whatever it is you do.

May God continue to bless the fruit of your hands!

Have a fantastic day!

Amen Bro!! Do have a great day as well.

francizy:
My side dey well, abeg leave Barca make he flex romance section because all politics and no romance makes Barca a mean analyst..

True talk.

tunnamania11:
Osile2012 and Kinglekan can't deny being conned .

They narrated the problem but didn't profer any solution as to how serious minded guys can avoid been conned like them.

Now, do you have that fine babe u long to call your gf? Don't ever rush like Russians.

Arrange a blind date so u could see with your two korokoro eyes, the real girl behind those filtered pictures u saved on your gallery.

Assess her from head to toe, if you are satisfied, proceed with your initial plan.

Conned ko, Cornflakes ni.

U berra speak for yaself. Wait u call this your solution U neva jam babes wey sabi replicate the job of the photo apps with better make up?

BRB, lemme take time out to laugh.

*Laughs Hysterically for 10mins*

Ok am back, where did I stop? Ehen u wan arrange blind date so you can get to see her with your korokoro eyes.

Wetin u wan access? U be access bank?

Oh you think your eyes get filter wey go filter thru all the layers of make up on her face .

Best solution nah to carry along baby wipes with you on the date and force her to wipe her face with it.

Q.E.D

Nneka123:


You actually know all the make up. Lmao

I got inquisitive. Couldn't bring myself to believe that all that goes to making ladies faces spotless (acne, scars, tribal marks concealed) was done by some sorta magical powder.

I mean the time it takes you guys to make up can literarily cook a full pot of beans. Nne make una dey fear God oooo.

Seun:
It's very easy if you're a good programmer. I plan to post more contests later.

Nnemuka:
Local champion who plays ludo in lagos but thinks he can play chess in Abuja.
I dont expect you to have a say especially now that you've been pushed back to your place. Abuja is not for locals like you....

How are you certain he isn't playing chess in Abuja?

A man that single handedly built a party and rose to be a god-father in the shortest possible time. One who made PMB's dream of becoming civilian president a reality, after two failed attempts.

If he was making demands would he give credence to that? Definitely not.

francizy:
I don turn yah bodyguard kwo?

Not really, I just wan make u bin come show am the way back to politics.