₦airaland Forum

adeh39:
Lols....... Gospel ko

Je ke mi ati e wo nu emi lo.
Ma se bebe fun ee.

12month:
Lol 200 words of bullshit, na true u talk
Most time I reply that 200 words with just 7words, 1sentence

ROTFL, sounds like "F**k You".

alberto2k:
.

Sinaj me sef dey the panel wey go interview you.
Your yansh go red today.

Twaci:
No b u introduce me?

Ehnn naa!!
As u neva reach 18 na?

agarawu23:
After reading your write up, I have decided to purchase OBJ's novel "My WATCH"

may God help Nigeria

I haven't read that though. What is the book about?

stephenqueen:
Prettythicksme na smelling olosho,na card she dey always beg for

Twaci:
For where?!
Its really frowning

Why na?
Alert never enter? Or are you using Ogbemudia and Sons Community Bank?

Truckpusher:
See as you dey follow small small boys peniss up and down.


When will you even haf sense just small ?

I give up .

ROTFL

I don die!! Prettythicksme na u be dis?

Truckpusher:
Here is my comprehensive list :
King.Tom King.lekan Ene.god kra.dleber The.SonOfMark Blac.kett
Still compiling names ........

Truckpusher you smoke hot pepper con use kerosene step down?

adeh39:
Chaiii This guy ehn

Well you see, I'm different. I'm a born again christian.

* winks*

So i'm preaching the gospel to those that add me.

Do you also take out time to conduct follow up and home visitation?

I seriously need to hear this gospel.

Twaci:
Hey dearie .

Is our bank account smiling yet?

RedRido:
Award for the best campaign manager.





King.Lekan.
Love the bro
#nohomo

Thanks Bruv!!
I really appreciate your comment.

sinaj:
lol u no serios.
abeg u knw weda vacancy still de for Albert2k weed farm?

I de find work

I serious pass u sef!!
Alberto2k oya con answer oooo.

TheSonOfMark:

#300 per litre?! It certainly can't be in the same Nigeria I reside in.

Sadly it is oooo

The fuel station has a pump price of 200naira/litre but you end up paying 300naira/litre this evening.

Some have decided to sleep at the fuel station so they can be first to purchase in the morning.

Sleekyshuga:
Make we port? Cotonou go accept us ?

Huh??
Babe I dey port go yankee!! Ronald4lif is working on my papers.

laykhorn:
Lekan, na him babe o. No myn am

ROTFL..

Twaci:

Sweerie!! My queen.

laykhorn:
Oga! Na you know this one o

Sleekyshuga:
Hmmmm... My dear, yesterday, I bought for #120/l. Only for me to hear that it skyrocketed to #150-#170/l today .. Only God knows how much they'll sell tomorrow..

We go soon dey piss inside our generators as fuel ..

We had light candle light yesterday. It couldn't even charge my phone..

*crying for naija*

Babe me don tire jare.

ronald4lif:
Haha, Egbon how did you know my firm is recruiting and currently running an apprenticeship course at our obioma industry. We have pile-up undies orders with very limited time to deliver. No worry I go recommend you to oga at the top.

Is the #300 per litre pump price or black market?.

Abeg make the recommendation quick ooo.


Na pump price oooo.

agarawu23:
na wa o

I don't even know its damn worst like this. I read on FP but didn't noticed is this worst .

I don't know where Nigeria is heading to

may God help us

Amen oo!!

agarawu23:
na wa o
so this fuel palava reach like this?

E pass like that ooo!!

D tin dey increase per second. As at last night they were selling in my area for 150naira, this moring na 200naira/litre. This evening na 300naira/litre.

How much black market go con dey sell. Ronald4lif abeg I wan come yonder. I can learn how to sow d undies wey u dey sow for yankee. Naija don tire me ooo.

Mhizkel:

Kel baby where have u been nah?

Sleekyshuga:
LOL @ sugary shuga..

I'm doing good, save the fuel wahala..
Seems it's increasing per sec.

How's the Saturday going?

alberto2k:
*uploading pics of them with different guys everyweek


with captions like "chilling with ki.ngtom"

"me and my boo kingl.ekan"

"had a great day with zick"

"me and fab.dedon. . . love u sweery"

"stephen.queen and I, love u boo"

Alberto u sabi dem wella

Ehen! Tosyne2much dt num 4 oto lo so oooo. You go dey follow dem chat, dem go dey gv their usual monosyllabic replies like; ok, fyn, k, yea, etc.

All of a sudden when u wan ask sumfn you go just see like 200words of bullshit in a split second about helping them recharge data.

Most of them na guys in disguise sha!!

Sleekyshuga:
**peeps**
Hi

Sugary shuga!!
Omalicha how are you doing?

KingTom:
Unfortunately that ministry is a Monarchy Wether we like it or not, Charitable Charis is in Charge, na their Alamnda (Papa Land) dem get the whole ministry oh, now sef e still dey control details from Lugbe

Charity!! Chaiii thunder kiss u for lugbe ooo

*sobbing*

Phikom:
Bro...its called d beauty n the beast...

Tahhh!!

KingTom:
Not so sir, I actually forwarded your recommendation to my boss, the Senior Minister. Chief. Charismatic Charis, but It seems the EFCC arrested him and bundled him away to Lugbe maximum security prison. We can't approve your Award until he comes back and signs please bear with us, 10 years isn't a long time, he'll be back soon.

Ronald4lif u see my predicament so.

Oga Charity too greedy jooor. Btw, oga Tom dem suppose replace Oga Charity with immediate effect for gross misconduct and money laundering na?

Abeg make dem find beta person put for that post jare.

Phikom:
I can place my 21balls on bet it will not...

21 balls?
What kinda creature are you harbouring down there?