₦airaland Forum

ronald4lif:
Hian! Is that so?. Doesn't worth it as one need to see others last seen but not want theirs to be observable. Talk about eating one's cake and have it.

Well, what I do is turn it on when I want to view and turn it back off when am done. Aldo mst times I really don't care to see when last someone was online.

Aminat508:
Chai chai Chai scentmarlc scentmarlc scentmarlc

Aunty Aminatulai,

ronald4lif:
Oh really?. How do I do that?.

You would find visibility under privacy settings. There you would be able to turn it off.

Mine is off, but the thing is u won't also be able to see others "last seen" till you turn urs back on.

tohpahz:
Lol.. why would he cry??

Cos if u call urs obsession, his own don pass definition be dat ooo. Lol

ronald4lif:
That's one aspect of whatsapp I don't like. One being able to know when last you were online. This just gives one away when you don't want to read or reply someone's message.

But you can turn that option off bruv.

tohpahz:
Hmmm... I'm obsessed with my phone.

If agarawu23 reads this he would just start crying.

prettythicksme:
who b stove?stephen i guess.Am gonna miss my goons i want to deactivate too

Baby don't deactivate oooo.

Jack would be back sooon.

MrsChima:

Madam Chimoooo!!
E b like say u don miss me ooo

ggrin:
short rest 20k

Wetinnn U kini na diamond. 2k oya je ka lo.

prettythicksme:
Nairaland is fuccking bored these days!!Cc iplegde,stephenquen,kinglekan btw i missed jack

Na so oooo!! Stove and Ipledge sef wan deactivate.

subbieD:
Haba!!!! Wats my own Na......
I'm just telling u Wat a real man should do

So make I teach u how to fry dodo niyen ooo??
Na only tibi tibi u wan sabi ni?

subbieD:
Dump her .....No,u teach her

Upon all ya lepacious body, u nor fit fry common dodo?
Smh!! Omase ooo, Oga gidi gidi gan.

ggrin:
iranu

Abasha

Stop that thing jooor!! Make we relate.

ggrin:
oga o

When u go come taste my own naaa!!

dechandel:
Lmaooo!! Shey you voted for change? Wait and witness the change

Chaiiii!! But I nor vote naaa!!
*sobs more*

Beamborla:
It's not even what I'm thinking It must be worst then
Them don pursue lala...who I go report you to now?

Dem don pursue lala ooo and jacki sef

dechandel:
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha

Now this cracked me up!!
No electricity and no fuel? Choi
Naija i hail thee


This is me postponing my visit..

Abeg send me invitation naa!!

Naija don tire me. *sobbing*

ggrin:
oga o
Here prick There prick


Why always me

U too like prick na!! Everybody knw dat one. Even Oga S.eun sef.

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Haahahahaha!!!

ROTFL.. LMAO. Twaci u don kill me with laff oo. But your family bad ooo. Una get many detectives and investigators for house. Chaii see as dem dey discover your power bank.

So your power bank got violated several times cos of the fuel scarcity?
I think you should hire Naijaboiy to take up the matter. LMAO.

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Ok I experienced quite a lot during this period sha, but the one that happened last night still dey make me laff.

So I was busy roaming my neighbourhood with my extension and charger looking for where to charge. I kept jumping from one shop to the other cos everyone was still trying to conserve fuel considering the fact that PHCN have not given us light for over 3weeks.

Finally I ended up in my barbers shop who seems to have a striking resemblance with orijin101. He was looking tipsy but I just ignored, plugged my phone and relaxed.

Few minutes after, an elderly man strolled in saying he wanted to charge. We asked if he had a charger and he said No. He said he uses a Nokia pin mouth charger and he would just like to boost his phone a little so he could call his son who had been missing since noon.

Na im we commot person phone give the man ooo. Next tin I heard was "honey bawo ni". I was like

My suspicion was cut short when he said he called his wife. In my mind I was like this man can lie ooo.

After the call na so the man relax oo, na im we ask am say make him comot fone na. Dt was how the man started begging us that he wants his phone to have 2bars.

Ah ah!! 2bars ke!! How many hours dt wan go use. Na so we change am for the man ooo.
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Beamborla:

Abimbola miiii!!! Yeeepaaaa!!

You didn't tell me you were coming back home nah!!

Its not what you think dearie.

Justfollowit:
If I should knack you for head ehn
Oya give my kola, before I change my mind

*rushing to get the kola*
I don marry justfollowit.

ggrin:
so u no fit call me ba


Chop alone

Nor be prick dem dey share na?

stephenqueen:

U neva deactivate?
Wetin u still dey wait 4 na?

Justfollowit:
Does it really matter?

Ohhhh!! Or u mean I should get kola and come propose to you. I think I like the idea tho. I can marry both of you.

stephenqueen:
When you self go deactivate na
Na 2mao me wan deactivate

Abeg do make u deactivate. Make NL reduce weight small. We would be happy to miss u.

Justfollowit:

Yes sir, but......you have to add some kola

Nah u wan collect bride price?

stephenqueen:
Wetin dey do this one

hehehehe!!
Make I nor yawn agai? See me c trbl ooo.

*yawns*

Justfollowit:
Oko iyawo
It was on the FP ;-\

Hehehehehe!!
Nor attack my wife nxt time ooo.