₦airaland Forum

tolexy007:
Chai! bro I tire, I neva no how I go reach office tmao now?

If u nor get bicycle, make you trek na.

TheSonOfMark:

I thought as much. Uyo? Eket? Ikot Abasi? Ikot Ekpene?

Uyo.

TheSonOfMark:

Hold on a second; what brought you to Akwa-Ibom state in the first place?

*whispers* NYSC

TheSonOfMark:

Luckily and thankfully in Uyo we aren't experiencing any of that. Petrol is in abundance here. No queues and the shuttle rates by public transport operators are still the same.

Truly this is the "LAND OF PROMISE".

#ProudlyAkwa-Ibom

Seems I would be paying you a visit soon. *sigh*

I miss AKS.

UjSizzle:
I'm tired of this country. No electricity, no fuel, no rain. Have you gone outside today? The heat is out of this world.
It's impossible to haggle transportation fare with anyone again because, well, fuel scarcity. Our hope now is brt, if that one goes away too na to pack up siddon for house.

ROTFL.. LMAO

I was beginning to think along the same line. Seems papa God has finally put FG/NNPC in charge of the rain.

@emboldened I wish it was that easy but most people can't afford to do that. Na hunger strike be that.

Midehi:
ur boo for dp fine oooo..

me i run go village,light boku..fuel na 115 per litre...make i dey enjoy mysef for villa first till d whole drama die for lagasdi...chaii,how can tfare frm yaba to obalende #400...mbanu!!!

Abeg just relax jejely for village ooo!!

I dey envy una wey dey east, if PHCN could grant us in my area 2hours light per day, I would be dancing *shoki*. Its been up to 2weeks when my bulb had a taste of PHCN voltage.

I just dey imagine wetin wan happen tomorrow. E b like say na trekking sure pass.

@Dp that's my baby girl na. Miss Twaci.

Sleekyshuga:
Scares you ? He said/typed nothing but the truth..

If light outs scares you, pls, remain cos the whole country is in total darkness, save the polithieficians ..

@Topic,

*sighs* Its a pathetic situation. Only God knows the ego @ which these fuel attendants are/will selling/sell with all arrogance..

The tips alone they make is outrageous. My kid bro who got fuel in a jerry can was made to pay a tip of #50 before he was attended to, and so will every can buyer pay ..

Rough calculation: Check the estimate of 50-100 jerry cans daily.. That's cool cash .

Do I still believe in the country? I doubt!

Chaiii!! Sleeky u too get brain!!

Me sef don dey eye one fuel attendant. She must be my babe ooo.

Have you bought a keg recently? Kegs don turn diamond, all those market woman automatically assume you need it to store fuel and tripled the price.

You don't even want to make the mistake of dropping it carelessly. Your keg would be history.

semitunde:
Lol @tilting the generator. I'm doing that at the moment. Dreading the time when the gen will cough and splutter to a stop.

Hehehehehe!!

Broda na so my own take stop yesterday oo. The fuel dry pata pata.

But the tilting of last night bad gan. E remain small make my gen dey stand vertically.

ronald4lif:
Haha. You opened a thread for it and it's even been moved to the headquarters?. Make I go read comments sha and see those whose comments reflects of symptomatic of (fuel-scarcity) psychosis.

Hahahahaa!!

Abeg sharpaly go ooo!! Pipu dey para seriously.

ROTFL @Emboldened. You don make me laff bite my tongue ooo

tolexy007:
Seriously is nt funny Again, I saw a guy buying 10liters of petrol at 5k, I almost cry. I couldn't watch Cheslsea match now all because their is no lite and d guy football house says he cannot buy just 10liters of petrol at 5k that it will nt make any profit......For the first tym in my street last nyt, no single sound of generator, the whole street slept in darkness.....Which way Nigeria?

ROTFL..

E be like say na my area u dey stay ooo. As in ehn, last night was epic. Everywhere was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

*sigh*

ronald4lif:
I'm inclined to agree with kinglekan who asserted that the paucity of fuel has some psychological effect on the masses. Otherwise how else could one not know its noon already. Morning ko lol.

Yea, I was in Cotonou but was repatriated from there to Burundi and even with the guerrilla warfare here we still have fuel in abundance and we're not like you who have to sleep over the station and be told you can't purchase more than 10litres so it could go round everybody.

Lol, they should keep hoarding fuel jare. The stress it takes to purchase couple with the exorbitant charges one needs to protect and bulwark it to ensure no one trespasses hehe. A keep off zone board should be placed on the storage area too.

The fuel bought yesterday finish already?. Or you too want to start hoarding by sending kid bro. Give that young man some respect and go buy it yourself.

I'm good, thanks. How about you?. And happy Sunday.

ROTFL...

See as u take finish sleekyshuga.
The very bad sister sending the lil kid to the war zone while she sits her big *lips sealed* at home.

Hope you guys have seen my thread though? Check it out, it just hit FP.

The Psychological Effect Of Fuel Scarcity On Nigerians.

Sleekyshuga:
Morning? You ain't based here ?

Ooogh... No wonder the Cotonou trip you are organizing for king.lekan & I ..

Lol @ ego.. Na smalls!! My street has been so quiet.. Everyone is hoarding his/her fuel. I've sent my kid bro to go look for fuel.. I pray he gets.. A litre @ #200 now ..

Happy Sunday.. How are you?

See this slEeky baby ooo?

You and who dey go cotonou? I say Yankeeeee!!

Chiooooo!!!

Sleekyshuga:
LOL.. My promise land is my kitchen.. Pls, I have plates to wash..
Happy Sunday..

LOL.
Happy Sunday Dearie.

naija1stpikin:
lol @ bicycle and cart.
We better pass Nigerians wey dey treck

LMAO.

Chaiii!! We don suffer, e wan be like the Ghanian woman wey dey complain about the power situation for Ghana.

She said if Nigerians can take it, we can't. So una don turn us to donkey wey go dey suffer but yet keep mute.

francizy:
Who kidnap me come here na?

Kinglekan, you no hear say we dey trekking season. Or you fink say na only mall am dey trek?
You go trek so tey yah balls go hot!!

Smh!! E b like say ur brain don dey hot?

GMB go get work to do oooo!! See as pipu don dey craze, left, right and center.

naija1stpikin:
Here in Burundi, we don't experience fuel scarcity or power shortage

Thanks

Hahahaha!!

Just seeing this, na the fuel scarcity pursue go burundi? I hear say nah bicycle with cart una dey use as transportation for there?

naija1stpikin:
I swear, I wanted to say something about the emboldened, but I completely blacked out just after clicking quote. I forgot what I wanted to type. Too bad

ROTFL.. *in chinese*

Well I don't blame you bruv, I guess the effect of the scarcity has given you some form of amnesia!!

Pele, we would survive it. It would definitely get better.

Seems everyone is too upset to pen down their thoughts on the situation. Ok I managed to boost my phone a little bit and I want to read comments.

I summon una.
cc: Francizy, Whynottruth, MizMyColi, TheSonofMark, Lamispaco, Barcanista, temitemi1, Laykorn, KingTom, Orijin101, Alberto2k, Stephenqueen, Tosyne2much.

sinaj:
I b food

DuchessLily:
Hmmmm....d fuel and light matter stronnnggggg!!

Thank God it rained today sha... Cos even d rain too has been scarce

ronald4lif:
Choi! Lekan you mah sef na how ehh, you no dey take eyes see better thing. Your ministry don expand pass KingTom own be that. Abeg how una dey take do the magic na.

Hehehehe!!

Na Doctor coach me oo!! But as a very sharp student, I don sabi pass my lecturer.

Well coupled with the Otutumopo wey Charity give us.

Tolzeal:
Lols... So pleasing intro.


Ose pupo... I bin won believe sinaj na one of the landladiea... madam i hail o

Sinaj nor be landlady ooo!! Na my *clears throat*

Na only one landlady we get, no worry if you want meet am just break any rule.

Sleekyshuga:
LOL.. So, two friends no fit set out on a journey? Kinglekan, why the corrupt mind ?

Whatever happened to 'traveling like a Deeper life bro & sis?'.

The only ministry wey expand here be say, we dey go find greener pasture .

Sleeky hw me and you go travel together as bro & sis? I be wood?

I resemble bamboo for your eye?

Hiann!! U wan BrotherZone me bah? I rebuke, reject, annul, dissolve, dilute, scatter any spirit of brotherzoning between me and you.

I shall reach your promise land and enjoy the milk and honey.

lordhugo:
Let's make it 5D!
Ph to Warri is a stone's throw!
King.Lekan goan sleep

I want to conduct interview.

You sef wan chop sinaj?

sinaj:
na yansh i go use write for d paper

I no undastnd una plan o!

You I go show u pepper!!
Our plan na to test you for the job na. So I gat to taste you wella.

Tolzeal:
I beg i no know if i fit buy small land here relax with romancelanders.... comp section folks don start to they bore me...




Cc: kinglekan, ronald4lif and all other bosses in here....

You nor read the sign before you enter?

Just pay your rent make we find room give you. We get very strict landlady, just incase you talk say u dey craze, she go carry you put for lugbe, Panti or KiriKiri

Having said that, you are welicum to derailers paradise.

Sleekyshuga:
LOL.. Pls, tell him, we are two ..
No fuel oo.. The crowd @ d gas station ehen, e dey like wia worldwide crusade dey take place ..

Sleeping without light . I managed to charge a lil in my neighbor's shop .

No wahala.

But na im be say u don gree marry me without proposal ooo. Chai I don see jackpot. See hot babe on a platter of gold.


Ronald4lif please take note. Na so my ministry dey take expand.