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Genea:
u not aiit

Am very well dear.

Justfollowit:
@Tw.aci

Why don't you speak for yourself

Did she tag you in it?

Busy body!!

Genea:
iffacatch u

Aha!!
Please do, so I can stuff ur mouth with

TheSonOfMark:

She didn't come online?

Yeah!! Fuel scarcity has been affecting her network. Tot she would be online tho, that was why I mentioned her moniker.

Genea:
a wah

Nneka123:
Bad nigga

Choiii!!
Busted.

TheSonOfMark:

Don't you ever get tired? You do this every night.

TSM but y did you have to fall my hand nah *sobs*

Chaiii!! Am sober now.

Mhizkel

Genea:
u like it ??

Looks more like you just gave someone a **

MizMyColi:
Kin.gLekan, Os.etigo

JeffreyJamez:
Lekan dey hunt where to charge phone o....e don use extension do belt

Chineke!!! See as jeff just open my yansh.

You for just tell Madam Coli say I don go on sabbatical na. Nwaz since u don expose me, no wahala, na Godwin.

You needed to have seen me this evening with my extension and power bank roaming the whole neighbourhood and jumping from one shop to the other to charge.

Since PENGASSAN, NUPENG and the likes have finally decided to call of the strike after the meeting with the senate, I just decide make me sef nor buy fuel from black market.

Back to the matter, I bin wan turn orubebe but I say make I kpompi small. Una nor share awoof wen fuel nor scarce, una con wait till subsidy finish for my power bank b4 una knw say una wan do awoof.

Issoryt oooo!! God dey.

***Modified***
@agarawu23 and Twaci.

Thanks for also summoning me,but I don miss the show.

KingTom:
I don hear you sir, omo dem don off our Gen o, no diesel again chai so no more free office WI FI

My fone sef don wan off!! I don start by sabbatical leave from NL. Una bye bye ooooo.

Macmilla:
Silly.

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FitnessNigeria:
You too like woman nyash.



As If I no like am too.

Thank God say u nor lie.

KingTom:
Lekan oooooooooooo chai chai chai my belle oooooooooo

Pele Dokita!! Nor laff too much ooo.

Macmilla:
I strongly disagree with your no. 11. This thread is not for women hating, just pointing their funny features. If your girlfriend is extremely dirty, mine is NOT, and most guys here will also disagree with you.

Were you trying to score cheap likes with your comment?

First off, I wasn't hating on women, just added my own opinion. Seems you live, eat and sleep in your gf's room. Mr ITK.

GEJ: Madam Osi, this wan wey ur neck long and ur husband head grey sooo. Wetin go happen wen una assume office?

Me I just dey smile my way back to otueke. Abeg that missing 20billion dollars, I don drop 10billion dollars for you and Osi. Make una take am hold body.

tosyne2much:
U suppose know say me na S.U

Yesss kee!!

SU - Shina Universal

tosyne2much:
I know say na babes you find com here


* God is watching you on GOTV*

Nah boi u bin find come abi?

*God is watching you in Slow motion*

Nneka123:
I'm shy

tosyne2much:
Oga, I know say na this kind thread dem dey see u

B4 nko?

Nneka123:
He gave me enough jor to last me a lifetime.

Show me!!

Or Addonbliv u.

Twaci:
Olofofo....as if u get sef

Baby don't let us bring our private matter here oo.

Nneka123:
Guilty of number 4 , I get mad if you don't notice my new hair, but notice other things. chai!


11.) Checking other girls butt, and comparing theirs to that

Nice one Twaci!

Twaci:
Thanks dear . As for ur added point, I do that too

When Papa God was sharing yansh, una dey gossip.

***Modified***

Abeg if I type my mind, nah ba3 go dey waste. Situation of things calls for sharp sharp comments.

2,6 and 7 are so on point.

Make I add one.

11. They are extremely dirty and unkempt at home but quick to tell you how disorganised your room is. Yet they have dirty undies scattered all over their smelling rooms. SMH

pinkiberry:
u no wish me good o

Na play I dey play na.

pinkiberry:
is dia any carlcare in owerri?

Sell the phone and buy torch light.
Na joke ooooo