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Shortyy:
Should I start with a note or something? OK, Note: I'm not here to buttlick anyone, I'm just here to correct the mistakes of the past administration *in Mr Lai Mohammed's voice*

OK, some girl came here and wrote a whole bunch of baloney and y'all were applauding her? A girl who takes a picture of her food is broke? Really? First of, most people (not just girls) love taking pictures. They take picture of almost everything, it's their way of life. But that aside, taking a picture of your food isn't bad. Even if a guy takes me out and I decide to take a pic of the food and put it on IG, it's no biggie. Don't go jumping into conclusions and generalizing things. Just cos you do it cos you're broke and haven't seen that kinda food before isn't why others do it. Khloe K, Tontolet, Jlo and other celebs do it. That doesn't mean they're broke. They just love doing it.

Girls that use expensive make ups and phones are broke? Kai. So all these celebs are broke? Both national and international? See I read all the hocus pocus you wrote there and I came to the conclusion that either your roommate is a broke ass bimbo and you're fed up with her or you're the broke ass bimbo (no offense). If one admires something, they go get it! Broke or no broke. YOLO. Live it to the fullest, have fun, enjoy the little you have. Don't change people's mindset, just cos you don't agree with them. Live and let live.

I also saw something like girls who love their boyfriends a lot are broke. Oh God, smfh. How can someone reason like this? If you have a boyfriend, worship him, adore him, love him. Wait, so rich girls don't love their boyfriends a lot? Obviously the girl that wrote that piece of crap was high on urine or something. How can loving your boyfie determine whether yo broke or nah. Dear, nls por favor, tell me.

Another idiotic post that got me wishing to break my phone was the part she wrote broke girls are here. 24/7. My sister, how you take know? If you aren't here 24/7 like them how'd you know about that? Are you a monitoring spirit? You're even a campaign manager to a nl contestant. Isn't that the height of joblessness? Look, before you post this kinda thing on a forum, get your facts right, research on broke girls and how they behave. You just can't judge people by the way they choose to live their lives. Haba! So if I see you here on nl I'll conclude that you're jobless and broke? Really? Odiegwu o.

Ehe! I also read something about girls eating in groups being broke. when i read that bunkum, i wanted to break my phone, i swear. Don't you know that some people can't walk, eat, or even relax in public without their friends? These bunch of friends walk in groups, they do everything together. And yea, I belong in that category. They can go in a restaurant just to talk and chill out and decide to buy a drink or snacks. So that makes them broke? I don't get it

I dunno whatever made that girl write that but I know where she was going to but she didn't get it right. No, she didn't. People choose how they live. Broke or nah. Respeck that. Worry about your so purfect life.
Y'all can call me broke, but then, that isn't a crime.

MzPecs:
Lekan issokay..

Sweetie pie

Don't mind the Uncultured Orangutan.

Rolings:
No wonder you have remained jobless . Who would employ a trash like you , you are one of the unemployable graduates your hero couldn't provide jobs for and here you are looking down on masquerade dressers . Of course nobody will employ an uncultured kid like you even as a masquerade dresser .
Go home and ask your slutty mother who sired your miserable ass as its clear your frustration should be directed at the irresponsible fool and not Buhari. Better stop hating ,accept the defeat of your hero or else you are on your way to Yaba left.

... Yes i am jobless. Fvcking ignoramus

Uncultured must be your newly found vocab! I can see you are clearly getting excited using it like a local fowl on heat.

If you really think i give a shii about all the poo you typed then you would have to increase your I.Q to be qualified as dumb!

Throwing disses at my mum who is enjoying life to the fullest. Dude you dull oooo. Now tell me who is frustrated?

You better stop quoting me upandan like a loosed lunatic trying to _wank his deek with a broken bottle.

Yours Sincerely,

Kinglekan_

Rolings:
[s]
Your type only resort to running away instead of engaging your brains to function as it's supposed to . So because a minister says jobs can be created from dressing masquerades you small brain could only think of making political gains for a thieving party from it. Kid sit down when your elders are talking , don't think because you get free MB and a platform like nairaland you can display your idiocy without being cautioned.
Uncultured kid [/s]

Hahahahahha!!

Fatai rolling dollar abi whatever you call your shitty self. Firstoff my initial post was complete sarcasm but apparently you couldn't figure it out because your grey matter has been completely replaced by _semen.

You must be a fvcking _retarded _cretin to think my comment had anything whatsoever to do with a party. You are just one cheap silly political bigot who thinks anyone gives a fvck about your moronic opinions.

Elder Fatai what exactly did you study in school? I bet you have a degree in talking shii and fvckery.


Oponu Oshiii!!! Uncultured Baboon!! Eranko lasan lasan!!

Michellla:
yes i know..hang on.

Rolings:
[s] KEEP WAILING,YOU GO DEY THERE EVERYBODY GO GET JOB AND YOU WILL STILL BE WAILING , THE MASQUERADE JOB IS NOT FOR EVERYBODY AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS MASQUERADE OF YOU ARE NOT TRAINED TO JUST LIKE YOU CANNOT WORK AS AN ENGINEER OF YOU WERE TRAINED AS A DOCTOR.
EVEN IN ADVANCED COUNTRIES MANY MAKE A LIVING FROM MAKE UP AND COSTUMING . NO OPEN YOUR EYE LET BIGOTRY BLIND YOU. WITH ALL YOUR BLIND FOLLOWING OF A THIEVING CLUELESS HERO HOW COME YOUR SORRY ASS IS JOBLESS.
LUBBISH [/s]

Ok i have seen you. Don't you have a masquerade to dress? Cmon get busy.

Ode!

donbenedict:
hahahhahhahahhhaha guess wat, she stays close to me

Na all the babes dey stay close to you.
Everywhere i turn my head i go see you. You better respect your sef!

Michellla:
its a trick

donbenedict:
just look at ur life. Smh

Omo the Juhan babe fine o. Chaii you don even dey list. This boi ehn na everywhere you dey put ya big head.

osedvgirl:
Oh boy, who is that no.2, jeezzzz, on this nairaland, *freezing mheennn, ushhhh wait o, the way this guys are cute, are they cute down below too, chai chai chai, who will i woo now o

misspicy, come and see what am seeing o, come and fan me

remove that india boy jor

Hahahahahahah!! You better don't collapse.

Michellla:
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No comment?

juhan:
lol chop am

Good girl.

I don dash you one like for your fine face, oya say thank you.

Laveda:
When I'm here?

*heartbroken *

Oya enta room time let me wipe away your tears.

juhan:
lol shift abeg i no understand wetin u dey talk again

Hahahahahaha!! Yeye!

You better reciprocate my kiss jejely

Laveda:
Woman no let you see me ba?

Baby iss just a quickie nau!

Mediapace:
Had to campaign for Lanicky in all threads,left Campaign thread.

Anyway Happy birthday Awon werey 99.99%

Naijaboiy : Your font fill destroy person eye if you aren't careful

Stfuareyougod : Only GOD knows how many mails you receive perday cos of your hairstyle

Twaci : You gat to tell me the meaning of your name oo. Nice Lady

Tosyne2much : Who you epp You don baff who you serve
Don't even know you are here,thought your own crew is 10 reasons crew

KingLekan : Eyan Mayweather,International rapper

Laveda : Welcome to Your New crew [EYAN LANICKY]

Kingtom : Doctor King how far nau,PLS I DIDN'T SLEEP WELL YESTERDAY,Mosquito yarn my face. Which medicine i FEAT USE

Long Life and prosperity Awon Werey crew

International rapper ke?

Anyways i troway salute to you too bro!!

Cheers!

JeffreyJamez:
Say na me be Oracle!!

Oracle dey pass Oracle ooo.

juhan:
hehe ordinary kiss?

Oya show backyard may i give yoi quick one. Hope sey nor be skinny Jean you wear sha.

Ease of access is vewi important.

Laveda:
Happy Anniversary Awon Werey
Thank God we all alive to witness this day
You all are wonderful and unique in your own ways I love you all.

Jeffreyjamez: you brought me to these people and I've never regretted I've never regretted staying months with you all..thanks dear

Naijaboiy:

Ipledge10/olajorn: this dude seriously despite your annoying ways I still like you just stop giving me headache

StfuareyouG0d: you're one person I respect so much you're just to down to earth, cute and humble at the same time seriously I'd love to meet with ya

KingTom: Boss mi, Respect

Iamkingzlee:

Lordoftheweed: My lost love ..where are you o

Stephenqueen:


Lekinz hun:

Adeh39: I'd love to meet you girl

Kinglekan: My love... if I no meet you for this life ehn

Juliaaan:

Twaci: you're the main reason for this, God will keep us to see more years...love you darl


Seriously I love you all, the smile you all put on my face each day is priceless


Happy Anniversary Awon Werey!!!
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Lofinda boo boo!! You still remain very special and crazy!

JeffreyJamez:
You see the "gentle " too ba buhahahahaha

As in ehn!! Bini babe wey dey invent craze dey claim gentle.

juhan:
lol ur mind take style dey great small too



no let ur head too swell o

Hahahahahaha!!

Chop kiss

STFUareyouG0d:
for Kinglekan ?

MI6?? I be like terrorist?

JeffreyJamez:
Baba no tell you?

Tell me wetin?

kwencypresh:
*Rubs his big head*
Nice one boy

You still dey claim Girl? Mama P

You even add "gentle" even KingTom dey fear you.

juhan:
lol wait i'll get back to u before the end of today

Ok i dey wait you. By the way u take style fine small.

Nor let your head swell oooo

JeffreyJamez:
I get Metro Police on speed dial.....be like that place Don tire una 2.

Your picture don already dey Baba Fadeyi shrine. Just kontinue!!

juhan:
Ive been asking myself 'whats the meaning of this awon werey?'. Nice to know the history.


'people with great minds' who dash una

We dash ourselves. Oya talk another one.

adeh39:
[b]I love you too baby



You guys are so wonderful, you all put a smile on my face when I'm down, give me advice, render help to me whenever I need it.

I feel so bonded to you guys, despite the fact that I've only met two out 20.


You guys rock mehn!


Stfuareyougod...Looking forward to the day I will meet you.

Twaci...Don't forget your promise, we are in the month of may already

Kwencypresh...Iya lil werey, I will meet you soon

Naijaboiy...Your slap is safe in the oven, till the day we meet.

Jeffreyjamez...I pray you get shorter by the time I get to see you again

Kingtom...Oba werey , you're one of a kind, I can't wait to see you

Kinglekan...Oba iladi , you ran away without me getting to meet you, but I will be here waiting for you sha

Juliian...

Lekinz...My swiri

Laveda...

Fabdedunce...

Albeto2k...I miss you so much

Ipledge10, Olajorn...I love you darling

Stephenqueen...If you like run and hide, I will find you and kill you

Iamkingslee...Can't wait to bite your pink lips

Cindy


I LOVE YOU ALL [/b]

Adeh mi to posh

Love you too dearie