₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
So the floor has not been open since? Lmao!

Evil

TamedWolf90:
This your wittiness get as e be o
I tell you make we boycott today, you no gree
Mrs wittiness
Mrs oversabi
Mrs economy and politics
Mrs one question, one trouble
Mrs we don't want a dumb queen
I call see you have joined gang
You have joined Senator shehu Sani gang

STFUareyouG0d:
I don get better calculus wey I go throw them today

francizy:
Omo! Them say I kick person balls na him make them throw me, the Fela of our time, into jail!

LoL.. Your share tab may still remain empty bro.. Been very busy of late and may ditch Nairaland anytime soon..

Them dey mad ni? Chai a whole human rights activist like you.

Ditch nairaland? But why ..

francizy:
So you decided to go into the prison cell to ask a prisoner to help campaign for your candidate? When such prisoner doesn't run a kinda syndicate on the outside, how is he supposed to help out....? LoL...

Hahahahaha!! So na Kirikiri you been dey all these while? Wetin you thief nah?

No wonder my share tab dey empty as you been nor dey. Welcome back sire!

cramjones:
I wonder where the concept of prewedding pictures came about? Can't couples just show pictures of their journey? Must they specifically take shots before a wedding? Why do Nigerians Marry two times in some cases 3 times when their counterparts in other parts of the world marry once? Why can't we be proud of our traditional weddings? Have you ever seen an Israeli doing a Jewish and non Jewish wedding? Have you seen an Indian doing an Indian and then a white wedding? Why are Africans so stuupid? We are the poorest continent in terms of GDP per capita, yet go bankrupt and spend the most for weddings. Is there really hope for our fooolishness?

-CramJones

Mr CramJones.. the wonder man!

Mr "Don't take prewedding shots but take pictures of the Journey"

The statistician!.. providing us with the latest stats

Mr Cultural Affairs!.. proud of his roots and heritage

Mr No nonsense... forgetting he is an African

The Financial expert!. dissecting Economics like cocoyam.

Richard Quest would be proud of you Sir!

JeffreyJamez:
I be eunuch!

Buhahahaha! Double twale to you jare! Na only u sure pass any other werey na counterfeit!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You nor just get sense at all sha!

Skarlett don't mind him.[/color]

adeh39:
Werey!

Nah by force to dip your thing inside punna ni?

Besides, Dr Kingtom don find solution to it, ask him, he will teach you

Is by force ooo! Where else I go dip am?
No wonder that agbo Jedi seller for IG sey "oko ni car wash obo". We Don suffer for this life, Na we dey wash am, Na we go still pay and struggle to wash am.

God why u create too many washer men sef! Abeg call your sons stfuareyouGod, naijaboiy, iamkingzlee, kingdom etc..make we know how many of us remain.

You can leave Jeffreyjemez that wan nor get washing instrument.

Ijn I pray.... Ameeeennnnnnnn!!!

skarlett:


You don't have to dear

I do ooo

ogorwyne:
1. Why will u get angry if I don't call in a day. Meanwhile have been asking you daily for the same thing and u use work as an excuse, then do it for sometime and then stop.

2. Also, for the jealous ones; you managed to call me today, u called 8 times and I didn't pick. Does it mean am in kinglekan 's room doing doggy?

3. In a gathering of three guys, one topic that must be discussed is babe Why? (Some guys are exceptional though)

1. Why on God's green earth should a guy get angry if his babe doesn't call him in a day. Did his hand get chopped off? He should pick the gaddam phone and call her if he truly misses her and wants to hear from her rather than look for an opportunity to engage in petty jibby jabber.

2. It could be ooo.. . On a more serious note if it happens once in a while there should be a reason why. A guy whose head isnt missing a bolt would chill till he hears from her rather than getting unnecessarily insecure. It only becomes an issue if she has an attitude of not picking calls or she has been acting different for no reason.

3. Ah ah see question ooo.. how many human species do we have? If one of the several topics guys talk about happens to be about babes I don't see how it changes anything o. Ladies talk about guys too so why?

skarlett:
Er...this says a lot about the ladies you have sex with cos I can assure you my punnany does not smell but I didn't expect you to know that of course

Now I know ... Although sadly most ladies say the same and when the guy finally activates discovery mode, he would be wishing he had an oxygen mask.

But I believe you sha! Lol

ogorwyne:
Lol. I will so kick ur balls if I get u.

Abeg oooo!! Is just a johking stuvss ooo.

skarlett:
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What do African guys really think of anal sex?


Can they have period sex if bae requests it?

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AnaWHAT?

We are still struggling to cope with finding solution to smelling punnany! You are asking us about Anal..

If possible we would use masking tape to seal that place while taking a lady from behind. You pipu don't know how much breath we hold in that position, when sumborri is nur inside water

And as for period sex bae should go and find cocumber... is nur me that wee coman be seeing and perceiving things.

ogorwyne:
Okay for the guilty ones. Why will your girlfriend be so transparent to you and yet u still use security code on ur phones. Maka y?

Mrs Transparency International
Is telemundo now showing on his phone?
Does his phone have the "Future forecast" app?

safarigirl:
LOL....I think I already know too much, that's why nobody wants to near me

On the real though, why are guys so obsessed with boooobies and assss? I mean, they ignore brains more often than not and just want a girl that looks like Nicky.

2) why are guys hypocrites? They say they want a smart, independent woman, but they always end up with the dependent, not-so-smart woman

Its the way we were designed... only God knows how many hormones are responsible for triggering our response at the sight of boobiesss and yanshhh

For some they want what they can't keep! Intelligence can be intimidating at times you know.... when a guy finally meets with a lady who is pretty smart, they tend to be very smart and the guy takes a hike..lol

For other's life is just a biatch..and they settle for whatever it gives them.

For some their personalities are not wired to be corrected by women.

For some it's just pretty hard finding someone like that who loves you back. That intelligent lady might end up with a very ordinary guy like me

Twaci:
Another question:

Why are guys uncomfortable with success of a woman?

Cutehector:
JeffreyJamez you should have waited a while before creating this thread, maybe tomorow..

As in ehn... my oga no get chill atal..

Now weY we don open all the back to back hit threads today, Hector wetin we go do 2mr?

rawpadgin:
oboy wetin be ur problem na? na me u get power pass 4 here?

Na play I dey play o

rawpadgin:
ok, why is this particular girl in my street always stares at me?

Mr Street boy
Mr Observer
Mr Reporter... giving us breaking news
Mr "nah only u get eyes"
Mr "I must ask question"

Kotinue askin o!

MzzTega:
Happy new month;


Peep.arty

Rona.ld4lif

Kingl.ekan

Alez.y

And Me. o


Wishing us the best this month.

Happy New Month dearie!

Michellla:

Stop shedding croco tears

Michellla:
for real?

Yeah!!

MzzTega:
Ohhh. Okay.

Been very good oooo.
So the honeymoon isn't true.

Far from it dear.. but someday soon hopefully

Michellla:
cc: kingl.ekan.
kingslee

Can i help you?

ronald4lif:
Work is fine, we can't complain lol.

Kabiyesi Lekan is presently enjoying his honeymoon with his new bride in Hawai. He'll be back soon.

Hahahahahah!!! I never reach your level boss

MzzTega:
Okay.
Yeah. Studies has been good.
How's work? And king.lekan also on passive mode?

Hey Mzztega

Yeah been on passive mode ooo. Active mode doesn't pay the bills.

Hope you good tho?

Beamborla:
What have you been doing in my absent aside becoming oba awon weyrey

I have been a gentle boy ooo

Kondomatic:
What happens to the money in those accounts?

Beamborla:
Ma binu just like that?
Be poetic about it at least, ah!

I yaff forgiven you sha

Ah han..Must you make me feel bad ni

Thanks