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He should be bathed with more acid too simple.

He is lucky their medics responded on time.if na sm country u go die dere..medic kor medic nii.

Too bad..just too bad

Newoldme:
I love the flashy cars part of men.i dont do small boys

I hope you have one too coz i don't mingle with broke gals too

Dupalmer:
Few years back my ex fiance had told me that she'd be participating in a Christian camping program the coming week. I was almost fooled but what gave her away was my laptop that she was using to watch movies before the battery drained out.

When I later made use of the laptop at work, She had logged onto her Facebook account but was unable to sign out before the battery drained. I passively went through her wall and chats and noticed that the supposed camping date was a ploy to have a free weekend with a guy who she'd been communicating with online.

The guyman is based in Germany. He had already spent close to 2 weeks in Nigeria since he came back and was ready to travel back to Germany but scheduled being with my Girlfriend for the weekend.

I foiled the "camping", I sent a friend request to the guyman with a message, he promptly accepted and we started communicating. Luckily he's not a woman wrapper. I told him my history with the girl and how she's trying to play the two of us. We agreed to meet and our meeting sparked a wonderful friendship and trust that is still in existence till today. For me I was done with the relationship. Though it really pained me but I needed proof.

We agreed to play along. He invited her to where he was lodging. I had wanted her to pass the night in my place but she said it will ruin her program that she and her fellow campers would take off to Camp of Faith in Okigwe before noon. I "bidded" her farewell for the camping programme. She even called me to tell me that they were taking off and 3 hours later she called to say that they had arrived. She sounded so convincing that you wouldn't believe that she's not in the same city with me. The more she lied the more I am ending the relationship in my mind.

Well I kept tabs with my guy. They had agreed she'd would come over to his hotel at 6pm. I was at the bar of the same hotel trying so hard not to get drunk. My guy chatted me up around 7.40pm signaling me. I went and knocked, behold my fiance opened the door she was wearing her finest nightie, without bra, flaunting her fine legs and hour glass shape. My pain was nothing compared to her shock.

In summary she lost the both of us. She tried everything possible to get back into my while blaming the devil but her efforts were futile.

Here's the solution :
The solutions to not being a victim of their dissimulation is:
IF SHE'S NICE TO YOU PLEASE GO EXTRA MILE TO TREASURE HER BUT IF YOU SENSE ANY TRAIT OF SUBTLENESS:
1. Learn not to trust them.
2. Tune your level of emotional attachment to them so low.
3. Invest little or nothing in them so you don't have much to lose.
4. Sex is not worth paying for and don't get hooked to any particular hole.
5. Always have a spare tyre.
6. Pay back in their coin whenever possible the most effective way is to fvck her friends, relatives or colleagues. If she does same to you don't be pained, you have nothing to lose, a key that can open many doors is a master key.
7. Pay more attention to your hustles. HUSTLE hard, make more money and even more money and even more
They are terrible liars and con artists.

Women Women Women.....

Bluntguy:
This one is also a goner. Zip up, him no wan hear. See how many years of hard work just went down the drain because of wetin him get for house already. Idiot!

Pussy ass niqqa

DKM123:
Is he gay that he will marry a good man? 95% of those who put
"female (f) " on thier nairaland monicker are all boys. Most of them use it to do fraud. Don't bother toasting a girl on this platform because na your fellow guy you go dey beg to Bleep.


The entire Nairaland is made up of 99.5% Nigerian boys. That's why MOST of the comments are always stewpid.

Noted..tnx man!

DaddyRochie1642:
Men are Indeed Truely becoming Endangered Species, may God help them and Bless all Males .... I say this without Remorse.

You must marry a good man

pretydiva:
I will be in my house sleeping

Will take you out then if you don't mind.

JubrinElSudan:
Shame!!! Na marker Dem use write that one number and name for back of Jersey? Who Bewitched us?

If you ask me who i go ask my broda..

merieam16:
Burnaboy should av been nominated

By Who please

saphiere:
The future is FEMALE after all.

Really?

Vardanes2:
Agreed, but it means higher taxes and also changing our economy from relying just on oil to industries

Because the income of many states and even Nigeria is low. Our budget for this year hovers around 35 billion usd. Before looting and etcs

Looting is the main problem here boss.Greed everywhere and i cant see us moving forward with this mindset.

Vardanes2:
That is because Canada
1.earns higher income due to being an industrial country

2.Pays higher level of taxes than Nigeria

3. Has higher education budget.Nigeria spent 3 billion dollars on education in 2019. Canada spent 65 billion dollars on primary school education alone same year

I agree with you to some extent but my point is that we can do more on education and your reasons can't be why we don't pay teachers here.

Antiochus:
Don't be a fool this year. Don't ever spend your money on a lady. Appreciate those who truly love you those who have stood by your through thick and thin. Give to the poor and needy if you have blessings await you as you do this.

As for me I'm taking my mum to an eatry I'll buy her gifts and appreciate her for what she has done. I'll give clothes and food to destitutes and the poor. No Parasite will have a share in this.

On Point dude

Not just in Rivers State.Teachers are badly treated in Nigeria.Really don't know why..Go to country like Canada..you will be marvel on how teachers are taken care of.As a teacher in Canada within 6 months to a year,your green card is sure.Damn everything is going backward in Nigeria..too bad!.

They struggled to break down those Mexicans...Good they won,Congratulations FC Bayern.

Duru9:
This simply means
Oyibo them de speed pass us

If not no kind crash fit affect this plenty of cars
Unless them blind

Na Winter Stormy Shirley cause am no be reckless driving...It happens once in a while in USA...mostly Southern USA.

LMS1:
Pathetic.
But Americans Don't joke with Insurance
And I Believe 80% of those badly damaged vehicles are Insured Including Their Death Pet
So They will All be covered By Insurance.
Unlike a certain African country that would have ordered Their owners to evacuate those vehicles within 2days for free traffic
Or Auction Their Vehicles To scrap Buyers.
Am not Talking about Nigeria o

Lolzz...but you mentioned Nigeria naaaa

Liposure:
many of them don't bath well.

That's my Point

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buy why is he ugly?
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janetakan:
Shame on him!

I hope he rots in jail.

I can feel your pain my friend.

Good one...quite unfortunate our govt.are Myopic...just too bad

HRHQueenPhil:
Thank you jumping and running away, I am only for a capable man who loves me and can pay anything to take me away as his wife like Jacob that worked for 7 years for this heartrob

Imaima tell them ooo

So as a petroleum Engineer,I shld wait till 2024 to work there abi...Mk una fear God oooo

When you have too much money...that doesn't even affect you...levels!

byinks:
Some girls wipe their ass in the wrong direction...this contaminates the V and gives it a bad odour

Alright..Noted swdy

Fairytalessss:
as an obstetrician" all the ladies i helped give birth to bouncing babies have the same smell' no difference.

Not gonna argue with u coz its ur field but have seen gals whose pussies smells so bad while some smells good..dunno how they do it or what causes it

Fairytalessss:
as a doctor" i know what I'm saying' or are you trying to teach me my job

Ok so why do some smells so bad and some don't?

Fairytalessss:
it's natural' stop complaining

Natural?...Some smells so bad and some don't even smell at all and you call that natural...C'mon some gals are just too dirty na...that place needs to be taken care of at all time na

Walkee:
That was how I brought my female friend home and started fuccking, this thing was smelling like Ugbore(locust beans) I couldn't even keep erection for 40 seconds.
The idiot will now be thinking I'm Usain bolt

Most gals puna smells dis days...dunno why and i for one weak immediately i perceive dat smell...and you cn easily perceive it through doggy...too bad!

God bless the Giver and the Receiver..