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You dey fvck fresh ones?

How many times e don come ask of Garri to feed en pikin from you? You are the Oloshi here

etrouble:
Cursed Unfortunate Oloriburuku Ologogoro Omo Oloshi .


He no dey fucck one tenth of wetin I dey fucck, but the idiot does not have self discipline to regulate number of children.

Zonefree:
If na like this fried rice dey be, I'd rather stick with my fufu and egusi soup.

Cooking skill = 0%
Razor mouth = 100%

Or cassava and garri

Obidient girls!!! Kudos to you all

That's why we said he's not fit!!! Baba is suffering from amnesia, join the shaky shaky hands

Mr Triumph, Senator Adeleke is waving

Chinkoalhaji34:
Asiwaju got a million enemy and yet at every turn in life, he always triumph over them. We are not bothered by the noise of the haters, Tinubu will be president.

His brother was part of those people that messed up the country but thank God he's Obedient

Have you thought about Canada before

AllDModsAreMaad:
Good day to you all...

I am planning to travel out of the country mainly for greener pastures reason, but due to my lack of international travel experience, I don't know which country is the best for someone who has just driving and electrical engineering skills.
I have a formal education i.e I am a graduate.

Again, I also want to know if I can use a sponsor regarding the money in the account/bank part i.e DTA.

Presently, I have 2 million naira(personal) but I have a FG worker that can stand as a sponsor in case of the personal money is not enough.

Choiced countries are USA, Germany, Australia, Japan and Korea.
Please other suggestions are allowed...


I will appreciate your valued inputs

Haakeem:
Or you tell her you are going on a vacation.

No be Yankee we dey ooo


How many Nigerians dey go on vacation? DA one no go work lol

quentin06:
Its your yelloba sister you re insulting, shebi you go still expect am to buy you shawarma.?

Buy who Sharwarma? Your papa

All these ladies forming big girls with no shishi



Awon Oni weekly thrift

Dem suppose give us one by one make we secure our garri by ourselves Na

People get Wahala

Stargangz:
Why the security details all around him? He's not yet the governor, this man gra gra is just too much and unbearable. Mark my word, I dont see him living up to expectation, he will not complete first term in office, I foresee Osun people cursing and stoning him out of Osogbo.

May the dancing Governor disappoint you

The guy is already listening to TI Blaze now


RIP tho

othermen:
Davido supports his family as most of us would have.

Davido didn’t tell the Osun people any other basis of such support or endorsement.

Davido knew his uncle would engage in vote buying and yet performed an outlandish display of hypocrisy by pretending to condemn such corruption; when he and his family cohorts sponsored same.

Was his uncle the most qualified or even competent? Davido don’t care, except assisting his uncle fulfill a long term dream of becoming the CEO of Osun’s treasury.

Would Davido aid his uncle towards competence or does Davido feel he owes the Osun people a duty of ensuring they are rightly governed and their resources, appropriately spent? Davido don’t care, except assisting his uncle fulfil a long term dream of becoming the CEO of Osun’s treasury.

Now Davido’s father definitely would be the minister of procurement and supply and be the recipient of state contracts he is not competent for.

Adeleke victory is a win for the Adeleke family, not so much for the people of Osun.

Were!! Thank God Adeleke victory is for Adeleke family and not for your father. Hi and drink sniper.. oponu oshi

Sleyk:
If you don't get it forget about it.

BAT with Agbado but with no cassava

Ode no guy Yi.


Street music!!! He should ask Naira Marley about his career now

If not for Zinoleesky that is under his record

I remember this story like it's just yesterday because I was born and brought up in Ile Ife and my brother happened to be one has f the students of the school as at that time.


Afrika, may your heroic soul continue to Rest In Peace

PastorFire:
If we beat Burundi, we don reach our bus-stop b dat. Cos na Zambia dey front. Those Zambian girls get engine 4 nyash.

Shey Na Zambia you dey support or Nigeria? Make we know



Wetin yansh no go do

Lekki dey learn


God go safe them

The stadium is Africa Class- Simple!!!

Why can’t you be coming home jeje and let’s “Take Naija Back”, Abi I nor speak well ni?

mbahdi:
Go get ur PVC

On top Ronaldo

RightToReject:
Cut the guy some slack. Your single sentence has two notable errors. A lot, not "alot" and sentences, not "sentence."

So, the correct version of your sentence should be: "A university graduate typed this episode with a lot of uncoordinated sentences."

The pot calling the kettle black.

You have zero joy I swear. See how you finish am!!

madridguy:
Correct baba. Chai, make I no type long story. The verse strong for mahaaba / Muheebah.

Let's talk Alfa mi

Gamesmart:
Clubs are decent.

Eateries seem to be just bog-standard by Lagos standards. The Place and Sweet Sensation levels; no Luxury.

We love the Ilorin standard like that my brother

Gamesmart:
Okay.

Please name 3 to 5 of the best clubs.

Also name 10 good eateries and chillout areas.

1. Club Verdict (Emirate Hotel)
2. Klub Spartacus
3. Zambezi lounge
- Stimulus night club
- G- Spot and many more

Eateries
1. Several Chicken Republic
2. Domino's Pizza
3. Viva Cinema
4. Item 7 Takeaway and restaurants (more than 7 branches)
5. Chronicles Restaurant and Bar
6. Sidney Pizzeria
7. Clay Pot
8. I-Show
9. The place
10. Aroma
- T n K Restaurants
- Mama Yusuf
- The Commodore Cafe and grill
- Our Garden
- Deluxe Arena and many more




Ilorin is Peaceful and sweet oo.. nor even think am

I live here in Ilorin, truly Ilorin is serene environment to live in. I can't say Ilorin is boring, that is just a mere hearsay. Night life is 80% lively. There are several clubs and recreational places in Ilorin.



Ilorin is peaceful

Vykiedone:
2

,B

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Epl na dirty...Scripted to make it dramatic

Arrangee
Scripted

So Liverpool come wait make mancity come back from 2 goals down before them score their own


Without Aston getting red card ...then mancity scored 3 goals within ten minutes...wetin I even dey talk self...within six minutes

Epl na fraud..pure arrangee
And for all you quoting me...una nor even create time to watch the match...especially the one between mancity and Aston villa.....epl is a scam

E o gbadun sir!!!