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makydebbie:
I get special supplier wey dey gimme 12 inches oo

Whoa

makydebbie:
Biko its 12 inches and above for me
Abi kingrex1

Haba..!! Cucumber dey even reach 12inches??

Smellymouth:
Marine spirit

Hehehehe

merxi55:
eyah... dont worry, its only a matter of time...

How many minutes?

MidasTouche01:
Some guys posses all of this and still gehs no dey chase them, e.g. KingRex1

Boss..

Lawlahdey:
Yeah, cuz you don't possess any of those qualities

You can't tell

Smellymouth:
Shey iz not the kind of "possession'' ayam thinking about oo..

Haba, which one dey ur mind egbon

Smellymouth:
ME TOO..

Bet why??

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Baba maybe we over possess am, na wetin cause am

Beht no lady is obsessed with me

Smellymouth:
Alaye, ur plans haff failed ooo..
U don forget say wenger na Mourinho fvckmate?

Baba how market?

Smellymouth:
Leggo Manchester United...

Baba I need make una draw

Twaci:
Swallowing or spitting?
Hmmm.

Nah, I'll just eat the meat

This is evil

Haha, makes me remember my lil cousin.. It's either he's sleeping or doing something really mischievous.

A matter of two steps backwards and a step forward

Hi Creamish, do have a lovely celebration. Happy birthday!

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Omo, I just found out a few days back oo.

Chaii, whites and talent at such young age[/color]

Im telling you man

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]I love that song; "Treat u better"[/color]

Yeah, dope right?
Funny enough Shawn is just 18

11. Rough driving

This is quite common with those who serve as escorts. They brush cars that come their way, hit contending motorists with their batons and disregard traffic signs.
That was how a lil street beggar was killed before my very eyes.

Psittacus:
Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story!
I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day

Hahaha.. Crazy mehn

JLopez:
Whr is ur wife eh

Right here with me.. With my grand kids too.

WiLdFLame:
[color=#000000]Errmmmm....you should say am back from WHITE HOUSE....Mine...Nt NL WHITE HOUSE.....[/color]

Na end time white house be that

JLopez:
alt?? U mean alter ego??

You're an old man/woman here

JLopez:
hello.. Can u be nice to show me around?

What's your other alt?

Lilimax:
For where, our bride price is not expensive

I see..and the trad lists?