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Smellymouth:
Leggo Manchester United...

Baba I need make una draw

Twaci:
Swallowing or spitting?
Hmmm.

Nah, I'll just eat the meat

This is evil

Haha, makes me remember my lil cousin.. It's either he's sleeping or doing something really mischievous.

A matter of two steps backwards and a step forward

Hi Creamish, do have a lovely celebration. Happy birthday!

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Omo, I just found out a few days back oo.

Chaii, whites and talent at such young age[/color]

Im telling you man

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]I love that song; "Treat u better"[/color]

Yeah, dope right?
Funny enough Shawn is just 18

11. Rough driving

This is quite common with those who serve as escorts. They brush cars that come their way, hit contending motorists with their batons and disregard traffic signs.
That was how a lil street beggar was killed before my very eyes.

Psittacus:
Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story!
I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day

Hahaha.. Crazy mehn

JLopez:
Whr is ur wife eh

Right here with me.. With my grand kids too.

WiLdFLame:
[color=#000000]Errmmmm....you should say am back from WHITE HOUSE....Mine...Nt NL WHITE HOUSE.....[/color]

Na end time white house be that

JLopez:
alt?? U mean alter ego??

You're an old man/woman here

JLopez:
hello.. Can u be nice to show me around?

What's your other alt?

Lilimax:
For where, our bride price is not expensive

I see..and the trad lists?

Seriously, no anambra?

*spits, runs outta thread *

Wildflame is back from limbo.. Ex-convict

ayodotcom:
.Person post picture of her yansh on ig, e don turn news, 90% of topics on nairaland are trash. D thing wey dy pain me b say this thing fi enter fp

Who tell u say nl na strictly for news?
Baba drs an account deactivation button for a reason

Can a US citizen be publicly executed this way?

Singapore go be like.. This goes out to every Nigerian or there!