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Break up from her

My God nd dis made front page..how romantic!!

lol Here comes a white boy in Uk dancing Kukere after Naija won..dis guy loves Naija mehn to d extent that he can speak yoruba fluently..his twitter handle is on fire nau after the post..lot of naijagirls asking him 4 marriage nau..incase u want a white man dat luv;s naija nd can speak yoruba....his twitter handle is @UKAdamJohnson...u go laff taya reading his Tl d way girl dey ask 4 marriage 4rm him

SUNDAY MBA ALWAYS SCORES ON SUNDAY

well Its mind over matter..i dont mind what they say nd dey dont matter..Truth is we re confident nd that confidence wud get us this cup..the game would even be decided in 90 mins no extra time..so if B/f dont ve confidence they shud go get confince nd shut dia crap..as 4 me m getting ready to celebrate..infact am celebrating now!!!!congrats nIGERIA ONCE AGAIN..THIS IS A DONE GLORY..GOD KNOWS!!!

PLs is emenike gonna play

but wait..won't any1 pick me...see i contested 4 Mr Nigeria Year 2008 nd Lost . Year 2009 nd lost , Year 2010 nd lost , year 2011 nd lost Year 2012..i went 4 deliverance in ma village..year 2013 well m doin plastic surgery..i wud win dis time...Please Girls Pick me, I wud Be ur best vaaaaal........PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCk Me..so when i win Mr Naija...u wud be ma gf..thanks in advance

Gosh..the typical Nigeria woman once dey marry dey just dont watch the weight.. just a kid nd shez turning t dat "Gbogbo biz girl" was dat 1 name self..oh yeah Eniola badmus..if its 2 nko..what wud be said..m not saying she shudnt add weight..but at this rate its turning to Obesity..nd i dont think she has made enough to afford Dr. 9201..sorry i dnt ve Dstv...aint sure wiv d no..correct me if m wrong!!

From every indication, it appears Peter Osaze Odemwingie’s days at West Brom are over, as Sportmail reports this morning, that he is in line for a loan move to Crystal Palace, when the emergency loan window opens on Thursday.

The Nigerian forward, only last week, unsuccessfully tried to force a move away from the Hawthorns to Queens Park Rangers, on transfer deadline day.

The south London club, will pay West Brom an initial fee for Odemwingie and another amount, if they are promoted to England’s top flight.

Ian Holloway is keen on Odemwingie, especially after Wilfried Zaha’s summer move to Manchester United, has been wrapped up.

Things re just getting worst 4 dis guy dis pass few months sha


source: http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/02/07/west-brom-ready-to-send-out-odemwingie-on-loan-to-crystal-palace/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=west-brom-ready-to-send-out-odemwingie-on-loan-to-crystal-palace

lol...Nairabet re in trouble today...se d odds dey giv dem Naija b4 d goal....4.0

CAN U IMAGINE THIS
This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place in Lagos
somewhere in Surulere.
This was a huge wedding with over
300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage
and took the microphone to talk to
the crowd. He said that he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many
from long distances, to support them
at their Wedding. He especially
wanted to thank the bride’s and
groom’s families for coming and to
thank his new father-in- law for
providing such a fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming and
bringing gifts and everything, he said
he wanted to give everyone a special
gift from just him. Taped to the
bottom of everyone’s chair (even the
chairs of the wedding party) was a
manila envelope. He said that was his
gift to everyone, and told everyone to
open their envelopes. Inside each
manila envelope was an 8×10 picture
of his best man having sex with the
bride (He had gotten suspicious of the
two of them an...d hired a private
detective to trail them weeks prior to
the wedding).
After he stood there and watched the
people’s reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the Best man
and said ”F— you!” he then turned to
the bride and said ”F— you!” and then
he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said…..
”Thanks, I’m out of here.” He had the
marriage annulled first thing that
Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken
off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy
goes through with it anyway as if
nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride’s parents pay over
N620,000 for a 300 persons guest
wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly
what did happen.
3) And best of all, trashing the bride’s
and best man’s reputations in front of
all of their friends, their parents,
brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces
and nephews, etc.
Did the guy go too far?

but there re some news that re irrelevant nau...like seriously who cares bout a stale irrelevan deal..

well i would still call dat place mayfair round about than dat stupid god dey cast dere all for d sake of making dier pockets fatter!!mayfair sounds tusher self!

wow this guy lettet has gone far ooo..its now on twitter self

I've been luking 4 my Dad since yesterday, ...just 4 a frend 2 tell me he saw ma dad@ d Calabar Carnival

brixton: I did not see any life ban reading thru your entire write-up. Kindly change your misleading subject tag

what's misleading here nau..#reason

Super eagles player and West Brom playmaker, Osaze odemwingie has been slammed with a life ban from the super eagles after he posted some insultive comments on micro blogging website, Twitter.

Unhappy at being left out of the provisional 32-man squad that will begin camping in Faro this week, Osaze lashed out at head coach Stephen Keshi and the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF). Osaze had said that Keshi has no footballing reasons not to invite him to camp and criticized the way he found out about being dropped via the media rather than from the coach himself.

One top NFF official responded by saying that Osaze would not be allowed to go unpunished for insulting the NFF, Keshi and Super Eagles captain Joseph Yobo. He added that Osaze took matters too far with his outburst on Twitter and as such must pay for his actions.

I wonder when this so called NFF will learn. Rather than to ask why the coach refused to invite one of our best in-form player, they are talking nonsense. God help this guy sha http:///gOPcT8hO

The online storms that brew this week over the
prophecy of Nigerian Pastor T.B. Joshua about the
crash that ended the lives of Governor Yakowa and
General Azazi seem to be slowly abating. As the news
of the tragic deaths reverberated nationwide, Joshua
released a controversial VIDEO ON YOUTUBE which
claimed he had predicted the incident and details
relating to it on four different occasions. However, I
still feel the need to air my views, furnished by
contextual consideration, as the dust settles on the
heated debates within social media that were
triggered by the prophecy.
Understandably, the video drew its fair share of
criticism, the major bone of contention in the minds
of viewers and observers being Joshua’s continued
proficiency in predicting negative events and his
seeming inability to change them after such
revelations come forth. I can well understand this
mindset, having been one of Joshua’s most skeptical
distant observers for long. However, it was last year
when my brother fell mysteriously sick that I was
basically ‘forced’ to look in Joshua’s direction for help.
Doctors told me he had a treatable kidney infection
but what I saw was my brother transform from a
healthy, vibrant young man to an almost
unrecognisable emaciated figure in literally two
months, on the verge of death.
After exhausting medical treatment, a good friend of
mine advised me to take him to The SCOAN for
prayer. Circumstantially driven, I acceded and
financed his wife to take him there. Three weeks
later, my brother was back on his feet, eating well
and regaining his lost vigour. Thus, my interest in
Emmanuel TV was born, and I must confess, it has
slowly become my daily spiritual food and a constant
source of discussion and wonder within our home.
I don’t claim to completely understand T.B. Joshua’s
ministry at The SCOAN. On the contrary, many of the
things I see there on Emmanuel TV (especially the
deliverance)baffle me. However, I have seen enough
to know that Joshua is a humble servant of God with
quite extraordinary powers he is unequivocally using
to uplift society. In my view, he is the best pastor to
have come from these shores – with an
uncompromising message of salvation, an admirable
array of charitable projects and real solutions
provided to people who come with myriads of diverse
problems.
So, on the argument dealing with his tendency to
deliver ‘negative’ predictions, I think this is a case of
blaming the messenger for delivering his message. It
is sadly indicative of the state of our society and
nation and the type of seed we have collectively been
planting. As one commenter on the issues arising
from Joshua’s prophecy opined, “It’s the prophecies
of prosperity and ‘it shall be well with the
abominable’ that has destroyed any remaining
chance for Nigeria’s restructuring. The ‘prophecy of
doom’ is to the sharpening of man… Let those who
prophesy prosperity tell us what has come of it save
the acute and nauseating love for money which, as
the Holy Book says, is the root of all evil.”
Everyone wants to hear good tidings but how many
are genuinely pursuing a righteous and just course
that will amalgamate in a tide-turning shift within
Nigeria’s political and socio-economic landscape. God
cannot break His own Divine statutes, set in stone
from the earth’s formation, the principle of seed-time
and harvest.
If we continue to harbour corruption, celebrate
decadence and have a compromising conflict of
deeds and words, what then do we expect God to
reveal to His servants about our future? Indeed, a
flick through our national dailies reveals enough
about the actions and attitude of our nation, its
leaders and inhabitants, especially that of our youth,
to know that a bleak future awaits us unless there is
a radical change.
On Joshua’s revelation without apparent
corresponding action and subsequent redemption, I
believe the majority of people who heard about the
prophecy and quickly drew such abrasive conclusions
never actually took the time out to watch the video
released on YouTube to the very end. Joshua is very
explicit in explaining this issue. He said, “I have been
wrestling with certain things.
When I say, wrestle, it’s an issue that I keep praying
and asking God, ‘What I’m seeing should be
changed.’ But God said, ‘No, the whole nation should
come together and pray’. So, when I’m hearing my
country should come also and pray together, that is
when I will come out and tell you what I am seeing in
the vision.
When I see a vision and I know I can handle it myself,
I don’t need to tell you. I will call the wise men and
we’ll pray. But when I know that this thing is not
possible for me alone and my people to do, I will
come out to tell you that this is what I have seen.”
If our eyes were opened spiritually, perhaps we would
be privy to see devastating events on the verge of
occurring within Nigeria that were forestalled
through the prayers of God’s people at SCOAN, the
news of which will never reach our earthly ears. Aside
from this, the prophet prayed and enjoined the
nation to join him. Did we?
I believe many of those blindly criticising the prophet
are not well versed with his ministry or accustomed
to watching Emmanuel TV. This prophecy is not an
isolated proclamation. Indeed, every week, Prophet
Joshua prophesies to individuals in the church with
uncanny speed, accuracy and consistency. Whether
its prayer for the terminally ill, reconciliation of a
broken family, deliverance of people under demonic
oppression or charity to the widow, orphan and
reformed militant, Prophet Joshua is settling real
problems with real solutions. It seems to me both
insolent and incoherent to suggest he is just a
‘prophet of doom’ who capitalises on misfortunes to
project his name. Please, don’t base your view on a
single news report.
On a related note, Pastor Enoch Adeboye whose
global influence on his flock and command on the
common Nigerian is almost inestimable prayed for
President Jonathan in his Redeemed Camp just a few
hours before the ill-fated crash. The question
beckons, did he not have any such revelation about
the tragic events on the verge of unfolding merely
hours after his public prayer with the President knelt
before him? If so, were his prayers effective?
Respected Nigerian journalist Femi Adesina of The
Sun Newspaper, wrote in his column this week,
“Didn’t Pastor Adeboye see the crash as he prayed
with President Jonathan? Didn’t the Lord reveal it to
him? Couldn’t he have interceded, so that the
monumental tragedy would be averted… ‘The secret
of the Lord is with those that fear Him,’ says the
Good Book. So, why didn’t the Lord confide in
Adeboye about the Bayelsa crash, which was to
happen some hours after Jonathan had come for
prayers… I’m sure the pastor himself must have
been somewhat embarrassed when he heard the
news.”
The reason I write this is not to gloat or in any way
suggest Adeboye’s spiritual incompetence. I just
believe it’s time Nigeria recognises who is who in
God’s vineyard. Baba Adeboye is a fine preacher but,
in my own humble opinion, not a prophet. This is
evidenced by his yearly prophetic declarations which
are almost nonsensical in nature if perceived to be
divinely inspired.
He declares simple biblical principles and realities of
life and packages them with the title ‘prophecy’ on a
yearly basis. It’s high time someone like Adeboye can
publicly acknowledges God’s gift in his brother in the
vineyard, instead of the baseless bickering, crude
condemnation and pulpit-judgement that have
caused division within the Nigerian church fold for far
too long.
I believe our nation should recognise God’s voice in
this trying time and acknowledge the potential
pastors, who are genuinely doing God’s work, have to
bring Divine direction to those in the helm of affairs
in this nation, if they are willing to listen. Who knows
– if President Jonathan had visited Joshua for prayer
on that fateful day, perhaps Kaduna would still be
with its Governor and the deaths of six men would
have been averted..

All dese mofos of a moderrator have deleted ma post again..SMH some moderators dey take dis dia stupid work over dia head!!deleting ma post wnt add to ur qualification foked upmoderators

65 yrs old woman gave birth to a child in my area last year after giving up like 20 yrs ago ..though an albino girl she gave birth to..

truth is more peep re actually enjoying twitter..facebook cud even it 10 dollats, i still lov twitta

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"

Reports reaching us is that the SuperStar Producer and record
label boss 'Donjazzy'who recently became a Promasidor
ambassador has paid up 160 Million naira for full ownership of
the mansion which he paid 8 million Naira per year as rent. Don
Jazzy is far from been broke oh ! what do you think , share your
thoughts ..u also welcome in garri association
link www.nigerianmusicblog.com/2012/12/donjazzy-gets-himself-160-million-naira.html?utm_source=

laaf it out !!!..
A man escapes from prison where
he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in
bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair, while tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses
her neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom. While he's in there,
the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
saw how he kissed your neck." If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
you."
To which his wife responds: "He
wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas
whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!!"

laaf it out !!!..
A man escapes from prison where
he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in
bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair, while tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses
her neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom. While he's in there,
the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
saw how he kissed your neck." If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
you."
To which his wife responds: "He
wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas
whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!!"