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donko, u and ur opinion ’re as
useless as the Letter H in
the word yeah .

Yes O! E don happen again o.
Chukwudi Films in association with
Chukwuemeka Pictures presents FUEL
SUBSIDY 1&2. Come hear the true
story behind the whole subsidy o-
who put am,who comot am,where d
moni dey go,U go c am all for dis
movie o. Chai com c as people dey
suffer,c as prices dey increase hehehe
rich man no even wan comot fuel mek
dem carry burn thief wey steal him
moni. Kai FUEL SUBSIDY! FUEL
SUBSIDY!! FUEL SUBSIDY O!!! FUEL
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SMH for morons like donkolli nd bin

donkolli why d f.ck has ur brain refuse to b useful, just wanna derail ryt, u are really a living proof that a woman can actually waste 9months of her life.

SMH na so kiss dey kill persin, script deleted 4 non compliance with the directors nd producers rule

y all these yabbins na, so Micheal gets goin when he suddenly meets a very vely beautiful girl, who spotless and wit all d curves, she b lik mammy water, she tells Mike that she knows.exactly what he is here 4 nd she wud lead him 2 d sword.2 of them walked together, they discussed, played,hunted 4food togeda during d quest, Micheal notices how caring she is that he started having feeling 4 her, at a point when they were discussin Micheal paused, looked straight in her eyes nd gave her a passionate kiss, going against what the old tutor told him.telling him to bury his emotions b4 d quest. but what effect could his emotions possibly have on mikes quest,

strolling in with a walking stick,

why una dey fight na,

Joke, 3 men; one American; one
German and one Nigerian were
discussing. The American said "my
country is blessed and gifted with
technological advancement. Imagine;
a child was born with no legs; we
attached mechanical legs to the child
and guess what?! The child is now an
Olympic Sprinter!!" The German said
"we in my country are similarly
blessed; if not even better, A girl was
born in Hamburg wit no arms; we
attached mechanical arms and now
she is the country's heavyweight
boxing champion; in the male
category too!!" The Nigerian cleared
his throat and said "All those ones are
small small tins!! In a small village in
Bayelsa state, Nigeria; a baby was
born with no head|*

na true oo. why dont joke make front page, i want answers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOw!!

STILL waiting for the premiere, waz happenin

now that fuel subsidy has been removed Johnathan will finally have the money to send his wife to nursery school.

DONKO and the other boko Haram sect import bombin materials from libya, they threaten brimstone  that this bomb would be a bomb to remember, the sect are fully prepared, they release a video of a test run bomb and no body would stop them including Micheal, this scares a lot of people, but micheal isnt scared of any of the threat

i CANT COUNT OOOO THEY ARE PLENTY, FIRST A VERY EXPENSIVE FONE GOT MISSIN AAFTER I BOUGHT IN 3WKS TYME, MISPLACED MY WALLET WITH ALL MY I.D'S JUST YESTERDAY ALSO

The DNA result is out, to evribody suprise it is really baba son, but genny refuse to let Baba see him, mike goes to the old man to unlock more of hi powers, he gets there, but the baba tells him to believe in himself and try bring out his hidden powers, mike leaves the place wandering how he wud get to unlock his hidden powers, USA are seriously looking 4 a way to get mike for themselves, that they offer Nigeria trillions of dollars and even promise for undisturbance of the gay law,  but would Jonathan bad luck take this offer

A young man has been looking
for admission since 9yrs, his
mother is always calling n asking
if he has been admitted,
One faithful day, this young man
was diagnosed to av malaria and
was admitted.he therefore called
his mom to tell her that he was
admitted,
*calling*
*ringing*
dialogue::
young man:Mummy i have been
admitted
Mum:Thank God my son, after all
this years
young man:No,mum am in the
hospital and dey diagnose me for
malaria
Mum:haa!so u r studying
Malarialogy, Ba ba Eshe.
young man:the doctors said that i
wud be discharged within 7 days
Mum:God forbid,u shall not use 7
days instead u wud use 7 yrs, say
amen!
young man:HAAAAA!!!ma ma
Mum:infact that person dt doesnt
want u to use 7yrs shall die in
jesus name,
young man:HAAAAAAAAAA A! e
maa ba temi je, lol

all hope seem lost, for naija but t.b joshua and his members on a Sunday morning prayed for the release of Micheal, Micheal got his powers back in the cause of the experiments and fled, while fleeing he meets some armed robbers attackin GT bank on his approach to stop them the robbers shot in the air thinking Micheal would flee, but apparently he did not. then he was shot @ but the bullets bounced as it touched him. the remarks of 1 of the robbers was "which kain odeshi be this" quickly the robber took a little guy[b] AKI[/b] thinking it was a kid as hostage, and unless Micheal leaves the scene peacefully they would kill Aki, Micheal gets scared and his thinking o f the kind of stunt he would pull to save [b]AKI [/b]and also get the criminals,

Gf:I cheated ßf:$o wat do u think?I l0ved u? I also cheated On u 4 da past 2 yr. , Gf cried&said:I waz talkin' about my exam ßf:oops!

keep tryin, mine made front page 2009 sha since then 've nt made d frnt page.

sum buttons were pressed the case was swept unnder the carpet. Genny is released in the 4th mnth, but the father of the child Genny is carrying is not known yet, meanwhile D BANJ is fuming and so bitter bout it.

message passd but guy, wait oo next time if u wan copy from facebook no copy the like and 3 hours join. dubb with sense next tym.(no beef intended o)

i see u

a month pass, Genny misses her period

Height Of Cruelty: Throwing Ur Girlfriend ; Out of D Window & Shouting: . . . . . . Love Is In the Air Baby. Keep Flying

now take a look at this, What can I say? Slow news day, lol.

Height of being Hygienic is washing ur hands with Dettol after removing a Virus from his computer, hehe,

An eldery Naija patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again.

Doctor, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased."
Patient, "Oh, I am in a funny situation now. I haven't told my family yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In a month, I've changed my will three times!"

LAAAF IT OUT !!!
16years old jane told her mom she was pregnant, Her mom questioned her in tears!
Mom ; who's responsible?
Jane ; my class teacher
Mom ; what did i tell u abt sex?
Jane ; you said wen someone touches my breasts, i should say " DON'T " and when someone touches my BomBom i should say" STOP ",
MoM ; so what happened,, aw come about this?
Jane ;He was touching my breastsand bombom at the same time so i told him " DON'T STOP " DON'T STOP"

^^yeeee!! O jigbijigbijigbi,emi ni kan tan, ore your head dey dere jo.

welcome back ooo.wetin u bring come for us

DONkollione:
^^^

guy dis one u dey full here with jokes when boko haram show i wonder how u wan take run,









nyc joke but ya photocopying machine dey produce too much heat

wait y u dey beef ma photocopying machine , abi u dey plan stel am?