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RomanceRe: Couple Tied Together With A Rope During Their Wedding At A Celestial Church by KingSatan: 3:28pm On Feb 27, 2019
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RomanceRe: So Satan Has No Birthday,what An Unfortunate Yoruba Man. by KingSatan: 3:13pm On Feb 27, 2019
Deckline:
Merry Christmas to you all as we celebrate Jesus,our Lord and saviour.
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Happy new year in advance to the igbo amakas in the building. grin
SHUT UP!!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Ex Justine Skye Turns Stripper In A Club, Shares Hot Photos by KingSatan: 11:31am On Feb 27, 2019
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SportsRe: "I Accept The Charge" - Mauricio Pochettino Apologises After Mike Dean Bust-up by KingSatan: 6:50pm On Feb 26, 2019
Now that is maturity.

If same thing had happened in Nigeria, the reply would be "Let's meet in court".

Next Episode

He appears in court with 400 SAN'S. Then the judge adjourns the case to 15 April 2051.





Case Closed
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 3:54pm On Feb 26, 2019
Dogfather1:
Finally, my Umidigi F1 has landed at the post office. Gonna head there to pick it up tomorrow morning by 8am. grin grin grin
Congratulations!
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 1:24pm On Feb 25, 2019
Lexusgs430:
Progress.......... Umibaby would soon be in your cot
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Cant Wait! cheesy
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 1:15pm On Feb 25, 2019
KingSatan:
Hello Lexusgs430, MIZIK and all UMIFamily.

I have seen alot of adverts and read alot on this thread. So yesterday i decided to Order an A3 Pro from Aliexpress (Direct from Umistore) for 79.99USD 16Gb VAriant.

This is not my first time ordering stuffs from China but this is actually the first time i am ordering a phone.

The seller has not responded to any of my messages which is very absurd (First time experiencing this).

I will keep the house updated.

Your Advice will be appreciated.

Regards
UPDATE

SELLER REPLIED MY MESSAGES. SHE WILL BE SHIPPING THE ORDER WITHIN 7 - 10 DAYS.

N/B WE HAVE JUST 7 DAYS BEFORE THE ORDER IS CANCELLED.

#FINGERSCROSSED
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Laments As Man Takes His Wife’s Actress Bestie On A Trip To Dubai by KingSatan: 1:04pm On Feb 25, 2019
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CrimeRe: Man Apprehended And Beaten To Pulp After Failed Abduction Attempt In Zamfara by KingSatan: 12:59pm On Feb 25, 2019
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HE LOOKS GOOD!

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PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 6:42pm On Feb 24, 2019
saint2ace:
Am live with Sir Lexusgs430, the Bros Na Egbon oh. And for being the first person to be here, I got a prize oh grin grin grin. An Umidigi Smart Watch and Powerbank grin grin grin
This is beautiful!!!!
CrimeRe: Woman Trying To Molest A Drugged Man Caught And Beaten Mercilessly. Pics & Video by KingSatan: 5:43am On Feb 24, 2019
No gender or persons has the monopoly of incest and abuse.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Orisaguna: God Will Judge Between My Husband And Me by KingSatan: 5:40am On Feb 24, 2019
So sad when you said "I will not say anything" but yet you said EVERYTHING!
CrimeRe: Woman Butchered By Unknown Persons In Abuja, Baby Kidnapped (Graphic) by KingSatan: 5:35am On Feb 24, 2019
Humans!
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 9:57pm On Feb 23, 2019
ummhalimah:
I saw in one of the posts here that the umidigi official store on ae hasn't been replying messages. It's true, I ordered like 8days ago and my order hasn't been shipped, just now my message requesting the order to be tagged 18$ accessories is acknowledged. So wait it out, I am really keeping my cool because I know if they do anyhow, I will get my money back and might still get the phone join. No be today
I pray they acknowledge mine too.

#Fingerscrossed
RomanceRe: My Fun Experience With A Lady In Abuja. by KingSatan: 10:22am On Feb 23, 2019
EdoBozz:
I no wan mention the estate name sha, but e dey around galadimawa side. Make I no cast the estate name. I think that's like the best estate in that zone but its up to you to decide which is the best estate in that area were that kind chilling fit happen. That's a little clue bro.
THE NAME OF THE ESTATE IS "SUNCITY ESTATE".


I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE SEXCAPADE

MY DAUGHTER DID A GOOD JOB.

GET READY TO LOOSE YOUR MUM.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 1:18am On Feb 22, 2019
khalidx:
don't worry bro.
It will be declared as an accessory of 18$.
My friend didn't tell them anything.
They Declared his A3 as an accessory when he bought from the official store of Umidigi….
Please be patient
Thanks you so much. I do appreciate
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 4:34pm On Feb 21, 2019
lilachiever:
Has the phone been shipped?
No it hasn't. I just want the seller to acknowledge receipt of my messages instructing them to declare the shipment as an $18 gift to avoid Exorbitant Custom Charges.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan:
KingSatan:
Hello Lexusgs430, MIZIK and all UMIFamily.

I have seen alot of adverts and read alot on this thread. So yesterday i decided to Order an A3 Pro from Aliexpress (Direct from Umistore) for 79.99USD 16Gb VAriant.

This is not my first time ordering stuffs from China but this is actually the first time i am ordering a phone.

The seller has not responded to any of my messages which is very absurd (First time experiencing this).

I will keep the house updated.

Your Advice will be appreciated.

Regards
Hey Umifamily,

I can see you guys are doing great.

UPDATE

No reply from the store.

I have sent series of emails to no avail. Its quite absurd.

If the official store could be this unprofessional, then what should i expect from other retailers?

Please can anyone help me with their Customer Service Phone Number?

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CelebritiesRe: Blessing Egbe: How I Was Sexually Harassed By Filmmaker And Marketer by KingSatan:
IS THIS STRATEGY STILL FEASIBLE?? angry angry



STOP USING THIS SCRIPT!! IT NO LONGER SELLS. angry angry angry angry


HOW TO BOOST YOUR POPULARITY AS AN UP-COMING ACTRESS IN NIGERIA.



STRATEGY 1.

TAKE A PHOTOSHOOT

DRAFT SOME TEXTS LIKE "MY BOOOBS ARE THE LARGEST IN THE WORLD" OR "MY ASS CAN KILL MUGABE",

TAG THE BLOGS

AND

A BIG GOD WILL LOCATE YOU AND BUY YOU A CAR.





STRATEGY 2

TAKE A PHOTOSHOOT

DRAFT SOME TEXTS LIKE "A TOP NOLLYWOOD PRODUCER ALMOST RAPED ME" OR "A TOP NOLLYWOOD MARKETER GROPED ME DURING A SHOOT" OR "A TOP NOLLYWOOD ACTOR KISSED ME WHILE WE WERE DISCUSSING BUSINESS".

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T MENTION NAMES

TAG THE BLOGS

AND

BOOM, YOU ARE FAMOUS!

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PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 7:59pm On Feb 19, 2019
[quote author=Jimmyubah2 post=75898128][/quote]Thanks Jimmy Ubah Michael.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 7:57pm On Feb 19, 2019
Mustack:
How many days from now?
Just "2" days now.
RomanceRe: Relationship Advice Needed by KingSatan: 7:55pm On Feb 19, 2019
My Son, there is nothing else I had wanted to say to you that haven't been listed up there in the comment box.

Truth is, you were a fool all these while. She has been dating 2 guys all this while and had sex with the two of them. As a matter of fact, March 28 last year she had sex with with "King".

So get yourself off that relationship now.


To the female folks, I think it's high time you stop the "Rape" strategy. It's not working anymore and it makes you appear stupid.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 4:26pm On Feb 19, 2019
KingSatan:
Hello Lexusgs430, MIZIK and all UMIFamily.

I have seen alot of adverts and read alot on this thread. So yesterday i decided to Order an A3 Pro from Aliexpress (Direct from Umistore) for 79.99USD 16Gb VAriant.

This is not my first time ordering stuffs from China but this is actually the first time i am ordering a phone.

The seller has not responded to any of my messages which is very absurd (First time experiencing this).

I will keep the house updated.

Your Advice will be appreciated.

Regards
HAS ANYONE IMPORTED FROM UMIDIGI STORE ON ALIEXPRESS?

PLEASE SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH ME.

I HAVE BEEN SENDING THEM MESSAGES TO SHIP MY ORDER AS A "GIFT" TO AVOID THIS EXORBITANT CUSTOM CHARGES I READ ABOUT BUT THEY DON"T RESPOND (I FIND THIS VERY ABSURD).

I DO ORDER "ELECTRONICS" FROM ALIEXPRESS AND WHENEVER I SEND MESSAGES, THE SELLERS ALWAYS RESPOND IN A FEW HOURS.

PLEASE SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH ME.


Lexusgs430
BusinessRe: Naira Still Strong Despite Election Odds - ABCON by KingSatan: 1:23pm On Feb 19, 2019
NAIRA IS STRONG AND I BOUGHT FOR 365 TO 1 DOLLAR YESTERDAY AT UBA BANKhuh angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by KingSatan: 12:00pm On Feb 19, 2019
Hello Lexusgs430, MIZIK and all UMIFamily.

I have seen alot of adverts and read alot on this thread. So yesterday i decided to Order an A3 Pro from Aliexpress (Direct from Umistore) for 79.99USD 16Gb VAriant.

This is not my first time ordering stuffs from China but this is actually the first time i am ordering a phone.

The seller has not responded to any of my messages which is very absurd (First time experiencing this).

I will keep the house updated.

Your Advice will be appreciated.

Regards
RomanceRe: 15 HIV Carriers, 23 Pregnant Women Uncovered In Kano Mass Wedding by KingSatan: 1:40pm On Feb 18, 2019
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RomanceRe: Meet Slay Queen Causing Commotion Between The Two Sons Of Mugabe (Photos) by KingSatan: 4:14pm On Jan 23, 2019
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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Who Club & Sleep Around End In Better Marriages Than Church Girls? by KingSatan: 11:41am On Jan 23, 2019
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RomanceRe: Malawian Director Of Budget Caught Having Sex With Her Driver In The Office by KingSatan: 11:39am On Jan 23, 2019
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BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by KingSatan:
RB007:
83 [color=#A912A5] odds[/color]
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CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Arrested, & Detained In Paris After Rape Accusation by KingSatan: 4:30pm On Jan 22, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: Caption This Photo Of 2face & D'banj As They Baecation With Their Wives In Ghana by KingSatan: 11:09am On Jan 22, 2019
BUHARI: I HEREBY HAND OVER THIS FLAG TO OUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE


NIGERIANS: cheesy

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