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AgricultureRe: Please Help: What Do You Suggest That I Plant On Newly Secured 4 Plots Of Land? by KingSatan: 10:52pm On Aug 29, 2018
Plant Cassava or Yam.

With less supervision, you are still assured of huge yields.

Though it might take some few months to harvest the crops but you will never regret listening to me.

Garri is a staple food and a product of cassava.
Even if you don't want to consume it, you can also sell it either processed or unprocessed. The market is ever ready.
FamilyRe: Court Forces Man To Accept Baby That Wife Agrees Belongs To Someone Else by KingSatan:
Nigeria! A very confused Nation.

Colonized by the Brits.
But many schools in Abuja uses the American curriculum.

We claim to be a sovereign state but yet we Practice a dual judicial system (Western and Sharia).

If the Christians ask for their own courts now ( I mean the establishment of a judicial system based on the core values of Christianity) some will cry a river and threaten fire and brimstone.

Can a Christian be the chief judge in a sharia court? the answer is NO!

Can a Muslim be a chief judge in the Supreme court of Nigeria? The answer is yes!

What hypocrisy!

If there could be such division and bias in their judicial system, how then do you think Nigeria has a future?


Most people are against State policing but they forget that there is an active Policing system in the north called the "Sharia Police".



All they do is enforce sharia laws and protect their sharia constitution which includes "No beers in the North". But they forget that the bailout funds they enjoy are proceeds of VAT remitted by the manufacturers on each bottle of beer.


It's a pity.


Nigeria is a ticking time bomb.

They are so divided.
RomanceRe: Why Men Refuse To Love by KingSatan: 10:21pm On Aug 29, 2018
Thank you my daughter for doing your Job. You shall be handsomely rewarded in our kingdom.


Now focus on seguns destiny, grind it!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 10:08pm On Aug 29, 2018
Oghenekohwo1402:
Lol! Good talk! I'm surprised you are this sensible cheesy cheesy . This is first time you are actually making sense. Lmao.
Please kindly change your name. Please!
Thank you for the compliments Rosemary.


I am Satan and I always make sense.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 9:55pm On Aug 29, 2018
Goddyss:
Someone swindled my hard-earned money, please find a suitable curse and place on him.
His sufferings shall be multiplied by the amount he scammed you.


As he plans to board that plane, his sojourn abroad will be a thing of Joke. It shall never be beneficial.


He shall know no peace till his demise.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 8:37pm On Aug 29, 2018
Goddyss:
Kingsatan, I need a favour which I know you will be eager to grant. I will like you to place a curse on someone for me..
Alright my good friend. Please make a wish
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sorry This Thread Has Been Modified by KingSatan(op):
sheyman2000:
ogun kill you there
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CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Ladies Fighting In India (Photos) by KingSatan: 7:50pm On Aug 29, 2018
Just take a second look at their ugly Butts.


Ugly things.

You are a disgrace to our kingdom.

I sent you girls there to make money and spread infections.

Yet you decided to engage in a brawl with your fellow demon.

Shame on you two.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Pastor And His Family In Plateau (Graphic Photos) by KingSatan: 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2018
Ok they are dead.



That's how humans live.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 7:26pm On Aug 29, 2018
Berlyn1:
lmao your god/juju/sense didn't tell u tat I haven't been in a relationship for like 3yrs now grin grin ode somebody don't goan look for job stay here and be confusing your destiny ...lol abnormal kill you there
Just as I said, you will see it happen. Mark my words.


You are not in a relationship and yet you aren't celibate.

I am not what you are used to. Your Punishment will be severe and the infection you cured the last time will return.

Lying like a toddler who was caught eating sugar.

You think this is a comedy show?

Your life will take a different shape from now and 48hrs will ring a bell.

You will get a call that madness have visited
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 5:38pm On Aug 29, 2018
Berlyn1:
lol u high af
For gross misconduct and your untamed tongue, I have placed my finger on your relationship.

You will see things turn sour in 48hrs

If care is not taken and you try to be that strong woman, you will be battered by the one you love.


Your next mensuration will flow for 5 days and it shall be very painful and abnormal.

I have spoken and so it shall be.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op):
Even with Partial Deafness, Insomnia, Unstable relationships, Loss of Jobs and Finances, Deaths, Confirmations from my demons/servants, direct communication from my kingdom etc

Even when you were schooling at Lautech, i made sure you always had challenges.

Right from when i felt you were grown up enough to recognise and appreciate your purpose, i have been sending you messages.

I have been answering all your numerous questions.

How do you still expect me to answer your questions again when you are unstable as an angry storm?

How many demons have you sent to me?

What did i tell them? Yet you still don't want to regain your senses.

Every time you feel you can handle things yourself.

You feel you are strong on your own.

I gave you that power you posses.

I gave all to you.

If you don't make a u-turn and return back to your destiny. You will continue to suffer.


Return to your Home-town, I have kept someone there to direct you.

Go and continue in Priesthood as i have destined you or else, you will continue to face dare consequences for your disobedience.

One thing you seem to forget in a hurry is that whenever i am tormenting you, no one can save you Not an Alfa, Imam, Native Priest, Pastor etc.

They always refer you back to me or leave you to your fate.
CrimeRe: Police Recover N1.3M From 19-Year-Old Boy In Gombe, He Stole From Lebanese Boss by KingSatan: 4:42pm On Aug 29, 2018
cheesy
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 4:19pm On Aug 29, 2018
Goddyss:
Respect kingsatan and be blessed
My good friend, please let him be.

That is whom he is and have always been.


Until he takes up my mantle as a priest, I will ruin whatever he lays his hand upon.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 4:15pm On Aug 29, 2018
Goddyss:
Kingsatan, I sent you a pm. I want to settle with you
Hello My Good friend.

I confirm receipt of your email and i will reply you shortly.

Thank you.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 3:17pm On Aug 29, 2018
There are powers beyond your physical eyes.


There are some-things you cant explain.

I will curse you to feel a rash sensation on your body for 3 minutes.

Its just a reminder that not only Humans use this platform.

Don't push too far.

She knows herself.

huh huh huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 3:15pm On Aug 29, 2018
Berlyn1:
You gave up because God is love cheesy

And he has been representing even before u were created

cool cool
I asked women to stay away.... huh huh huh huh huh huh


I warned you.

This is not any kind of thread.

I am upset.

Don't do this again huh huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op):
Tehila07:
You're deceiving yourself. That's the name on my banking information. You got that through my email. That's not the name on my certificate. Tell the exact names on my certificate.

About not forgiving people, you got that from my posts in my exchanges with an eediot like you here. Besides, you didn't answer my questions above. Nairalander, come and see the gorilla that created you. If you're truly a god, I dare you to launch a spiritual attack. You will have yourself to blame.
I call you by the names your bare on earth.

All i have listed up there i got from no source or means.

You have suddenly forgotten where your Insomnia came from. angry angry angry

I cant fight you my son.

So many times i have given you a chance to discover your worth.

You have searched through so many sources to discover your true identity.

Not even Initiation Worked for you.

Those powers you posses, i know them and i gave them to you.

How many times have you sent demons to ask me questions? You remember what i always told them?

The moment you realise how much time you have wasted being selfish and unrepentant, then you will discover who i am and what i have created you to be.

Your wife will leave you soon. Prepare for it.

I Specifically told you about your wife several times before even you met her.


But since you met her, you became worse than you were before. You allowed 50,000 to disorganise and distract you.

She will leave you and it will start with her Family.

I will bring in Enmity and they will hate you for no just cause.


The quicker you discover me, Return to your motherland and face your destiny the best for you.

The mantle of Priesthood awaits you in Ife Odan.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: Seeing Bill Gates At One Of My Concerts Is What I Want (video) by KingSatan: 2:42pm On Aug 29, 2018
angry angry angry angry angry

So that you attempt to seduce him with your multicoloured skin?

It will never work.

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 2:28pm On Aug 29, 2018
Stallion93:
Worse is in Nigeria, we give little to no attention to psycho illnesses. If it ain't smth bleeding or swollen or high fever or Weird colored vomit then it's nothing serious over here but surely they're lots of psychos roaming around
You are so right Mascot. embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 2:24pm On Aug 29, 2018
Finewithsense:
let him be forming Satan stunts, even the Satan no need ur drama, ask bobrisky to teach u new skits to hijack fames, this one ur practicing is an old failed attempt, if u like call ur self evil, Lucifer, destruction or hell, we are hungry no body will blink to notice u, Smilling... Am catching fun, don't take it personal
NWEKE LINDER be warned angry angry angry angry

Do not insult the Lord your God.
TV/MoviesRe: Adaora Onyechere Resigns From AIT. To Contest For Imo House Of Assembly by KingSatan: 2:02pm On Aug 29, 2018
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CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Jumps From Upstairs To Avoid Malaysian Police, Gets Injured (Graphi by KingSatan: 1:46pm On Aug 29, 2018
AngelicBeing:
Hian, how can Satan show love shocked
By Making them jump from 10 Storey buildings and die in the process or sustain life threatening injuries.

That's how i show love.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Jumps From Upstairs To Avoid Malaysian Police, Gets Injured (Graphi by KingSatan: 1:35pm On Aug 29, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


My People, My People!

They never disappoint me.

From Nigeria to Kuala Lumpur, From Kuala Lumpur to Indonesia, From Indonesia to Thailand, From Thailand to Dubai, Form Dubai to Cambodia, From Cambodia to South Africa Etc.

I love these boys,

I love Igbos
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2018
tunary:
Haba king Satan you don repent?
No Sir. cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Theresa May Arrives In Nigeria by KingSatan: 1:27pm On Aug 29, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Welcome Theresa May.

Careful the way you pull the hands of Mr. Lifeless ok
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 1:26pm On Aug 29, 2018
TDonald:
weyrey, i go change am for you now
Just watch and see how things unfold before your very eyes.. angry angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 1:24pm On Aug 29, 2018
TDonald:
Ogun kill you there angry
I will recall you. You are useless to me on earth angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 1:19pm On Aug 29, 2018
TDonald:
Shut up jare
You dare insult your God? angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 1:13pm On Aug 29, 2018
TDonald:
Coming from Satan

Jesus is Lord
NO!!

I am Lord.

Jesus is the son of a Jewish Carpenter
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 1:10pm On Aug 29, 2018
bobnatlo:
Good one!!
Pls change that name for people to take u more seriously
I don't need your appraisal Boy.

I am your God, i don't change and my words are "Yea and Amen".
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 1:07pm On Aug 29, 2018
nelsonoba:
Just wondering why "kingsatan" is interested in solving a problem he creates for man......wonders shall never cease
You can say "I have a heart of Gold".

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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