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Car TalkRe: Checkout Our Made-In-Nigeria Keke NAPEP (PHOTOS) by KingSatan: 3:56pm On Oct 18, 2018
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LIES!!

They were not MADE IN NIGERIA.


Rather, THEY WERE ASSEMBLED IN NIGERIA!!

The best they can do is Fabricate the CHASSIS. Every other thing was imported (Check Alibaba.com).


Stop Falling for this Hypocritical Regional Recognition Gimmick.

Quote me without facts and DIE FOUR (4) NIGHTS FROM TODAY. angry
NYSCRe: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by KingSatan: 3:30pm On Oct 18, 2018
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TYPICAL NIGERIAN. ALWAYS CELEBRATING CERTIFICATES


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TravelRe: Corpses Recovered As Bus Plunged Into A River In Ahoada, Rivers State. Photos by KingSatan: 1:03pm On Oct 18, 2018
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RomanceRe: Lady Sharing Office With Me Wants To Be My Baby Mama, Gives Me Green Light by KingSatan:
pocohantas:
This is sexual harassment and it is a serious offense. I don't care about her hunt for a sperm donor, but she shouldn't inconvenience or harass anyone in her search.

No CCTV in your office? Tell her those acts inconvenience you, via chats. That way you have evidence. If she doesn't stop, report her to a superior.

That said, you must be a good-looking guy. They always go for the best grin. Her best bet is an unsuspecting guy, he won't miss the sperm that got away. After all, you guys lose a lot to your palms, vaseline and lux soap every day.
Pocochantas, For the First time i am seeing you agree that Sexual Harassment is not Gender Based. I am sincerely happy that Most Men are coming out of the Box to Openly Share their own stories of Sexual Harassment.

Pocochantas, i will appreciate if you withdraw your last statement. I have seen so many Brilliant and principled young men who publicly and privately condemn Masturbation and sexual recklessness. Its like saying All Ladies use Dildos everyday.


Currently, there is so much attention on the Girl Child and this has made the Male Man very Vulnerable to Sexual Harassment and the likes.

Male Men are seen as weaklings whenever they share stories of Rape and Molestation even within their Peer Group of Same Gender.

Male Men are stereotyped to believe that He is a Macho and shouldn't complain about his weaknesses. When he does, He is consoled with words like "BE A MAN".

To the females, A male Man is just like you. He Cries and He feels Pain. World Statistics show that men die earlier than women. Not because they really don't want to live longer but because they are living a kind of life that is favourable to their ego but detrimental to their health.

Not because they choose to adopt such lifestyle but because their society have stereotyped them to Die with their pains rather than share, to hustle hard, i mean very hard.

The male man is not truly the problem of the world. If truly we want to solve this problem, then we all should adopt the TRUE DEFINITION OF FEMINISM (Not Nigeria's Definition where women scream for equal rights and recognition but when they are faced with challenges socially or normally defined for the Male man, they run into their shells). Or we go back to the old ways with slight modifications.

To the young Man, this is the right time for you to put an end to that madness.

Don't ask how? Or else i will curse you.
RomanceRe: Some Things That Matters When Wooing A Lady - Meme by KingSatan: 11:47am On Oct 18, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Nigeria, Botswana Sign Agreement On Cultural Affairs, Diplomatic Relations by KingSatan: 11:46am On Oct 18, 2018
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HealthRe: Man Rushed To Hospital After Being Impaled By Rod In His Stomach (Graphic Pics) by KingSatan: 10:59am On Oct 16, 2018
Correct Yourself. Carbon Monoxide
JasonScoolari:
That's the shithole we find ourselves. No good working environment... It's either we're being choked with carbon dioxide or being cut like a cow meat with those heavy equipment. I wish him well.
CelebritiesRe: Anheeka Bags An Endorsement Deal With Plenty Millions Lottery [PICS] by KingSatan: 3:59pm On Oct 15, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Oke And Amen Omoraghon Dedicate Their Daughter In Church by KingSatan: 3:32pm On Oct 10, 2018
Cursed Couples!

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I pity the man who never thought it wise to Marry a Physical Fit Woman who can Attend to her Chores Unaided and still give him Doggy Style et al at Night.

No fun in this marriage.

Always Missionary with her cursed legs that looks like a pencil suspended 1 cm in the air.

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What if the Baby is crawling towards a naked wire? There is no way this thing can help that poor child.
CelebritiesRe: Stella Clifford Exposes Lake Asmah, Movie Director Over Sex For Role by KingSatan: 4:38pm On Sep 27, 2018
My Daughter, i am so proud of you!

Now you can have a successful career, Earn On-line and Off-line Empathy and Patronage from Feminist all over the world.

You have wrecked his career and his marriage. That is his punishment for refusing to Impregnate Stella.

Now move on to the next Man! Don't celebrate much.

I have given you a bigger stage so you can bring in more Demons and destroy more lives.

I have blessed you.

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CelebritiesRe: Diamond Platnumz Slams Babymama, Hamisa, Over Conversation With Witch Doctor by KingSatan: 5:33pm On Sep 04, 2018
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: From Unemployed To Millionaire..a Nairalander Changed His Fortune By Creativity by KingSatan: 7:55pm On Aug 31, 2018
equilogng:
From a humble beginning..dateline ajegunle...This lad conquer the frustration and against all odds got creative and turned his unemployment status after dumping his certificate but utilizing his natural gift....

Now the question is "Is our certificate irrelevant" ?

Of course, NO!

But the truth is, our certificate does not do the work even been employed but our creativity..ingenuity comes when we task ourmental faculties through imagination when faced with problem ..There is the unique selling point 'creativity' on the inside its only when we are able to solve a problem from our creativity we can really prove our education...Problem solving is the hallmark of our educated mind...

You are educated,yes but his your mind enlightened?

You re the next to break the jinx..there is greatness in you!
Your business will sell beyond the shores of the African continent.


I am so proud of you.


But I want to advice you Son.

I know you are happy that you have achieved this beautiful feat but do not feel relaxed. It calls for a challenge and soon you will see people copy your design and replicate it with better designs and cheaper materials.

Continue searching your mind for innovative ideas. It is in there, you will find it.

That is the only way you can stay ahead of your competitors.


I love you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: From Unemployed To Millionaire..a Nairalander Changed His Fortune By Creativity by KingSatan: 7:49pm On Aug 31, 2018
Goddyss:
He is really creative but this is not beautiful using my standard of beauty.




It looks locals
My good friend, you shouldn't have said this. This young man is creative. Encourage him
CelebritiesRe: Nawa Ooo!!! Homeless Man Sues Couple Who Raised $400k To Help Him. Photos by KingSatan: 10:54am On Aug 31, 2018
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RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 8:14pm On Aug 30, 2018
Grace001:
Most of the people that boy(kingsatan) calling by their name is because they share too many info online, so he dig through them to find more info about each person that comment since he is jobless.

His 200 naira subscription will soon finish.. mumu boy
You don't need to kill some people with a sword, you just show them their weaknesses and watch them die slowly.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 6:01pm On Aug 30, 2018
Rosay15:
.. Alaaye go sit down... No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper cus I believe in d most high God nt a man like u that call himself god.. Punny god undecided
You serve what Nonsense God?

For you to Insult me without remorse then i will afflict them severely.

Money will not cure it.

It will cost a life.

The wind of 'USU" will blow from Kogi to Abuja.

You shall experience "Utemute and Uvu"

Its coming Rose!

For then shall you know that i am not what you are used to.

Expect it!
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 5:36pm On Aug 30, 2018
Rosay15:
... What is dis one saying?, abegg.
Shey person no fit comment say ur post dey funny again?.. Nawa oh, o ma wa okay oh.
You know what i am saying Rose.

You know. angry angry angry

I will start from Kogi and then Abuja.

That's how i will continue until you return back to a worse state.

Don't dare me.

I have warned you and you know i can do it.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 5:21pm On Aug 30, 2018
Rosay15:
... Mr three in one abeg carry ur wahala commot oh cus u are just confused as ur post
And that was how i saw Kogi, Abuja and Nassarawa.

Rose, Don't let tears return.

It can return.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op):
Rosay15:
Very funny thread... Lol grin grin grin[color=#000099][/color]
Tao Roseline, there is a caveat on that post.

I believe you read it but still decided to disobey the rule.

How soon have you forgotten how messed up it had been in the past.

I took my hands away and now you feel you have arrived.

As the rain fell yesterday, it can still fall today.

If you think "You have found happily ever after, you could still loose it to same curse" .

Be warned

Sheyipengwu awu, Ma nyi oyisi awu.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op):
funmisticqueen:
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Frustrated Feminist with Smelly Vagina.

Just because you think you are successful in your career doesn't mean you should talk anyhow.

You will never respect your boundaries till it comes hunting you. Everything is so important to you.

You were previously warned by your friend and Inlaw, but you have decided to turn deaf ears.

This same act will lead to your doom.


For i will show you a sign.

Before you administer that syringe, it will pierce your finger and you will be shocked when you realise that the patient is HIV positive and you won't have the Virus either.

That you will know i watch over you.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan: 1:09pm On Aug 30, 2018
Oghenekohwo1402:
How do you know that my name?? sad shocked "Rosemary" angry
Not everyone on this platform eats fish.
CareerRe: What Good Skill Can A Lady Learn In Nigeria? by KingSatan: 11:20am On Aug 30, 2018
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My Daughter, you can learn the basic and advanced skills of PROSTITUTION!

Who knows, by next week you might be on your way to Agadez.

Very Lucrative business that have survived all societal stigmas and religious persecutions.

Do not be scared of how to start my Daughter, as you won't be needing any start up capital. For i have Naturally Equipped you with all you need to succeed and you can start this business from the comfort of your home.

Most of your sisters who listened to me are currently making waves in Europe.

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Christianity EtcRe: Churches Preaching Prosperity May Soon Attract Tax In Ghana by KingSatan: 10:52am On Aug 30, 2018
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Sorry This Thread Has Been Modified by KingSatan(op): 10:49am On Aug 30, 2018
lightblazingnow:
It's never too late to be free from that loser. Watch how Satan is disgrace


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoiazCBX9JM[i][/i]
You shall suffer Dire Consequences for Infiltrating my space and talking rubbish.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sorry This Thread Has Been Modified by KingSatan(op): 10:47am On Aug 30, 2018
lightblazingnow:
But you said you are Satan... Blasphemous tongue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4KMRTYiLW8
Don't question your God.


Thou i take up a human body, I am still your God.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 10:11am On Aug 30, 2018
Sometimes you don't need to kill people with a sword. Tell them their weaknesses and watch them run mad on their own
Nairaland GeneralRe: Sorry This Thread Has Been Modified by KingSatan(op):
lightblazingnow:
You are disgracing Satan. We know the voice who is speaking through you, Satan won't be happy seeing you display his demons. You better go back and continue serving Satan. Even dankumba won't impersonate.

Shut up now and don't speak again.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAxGTZNVd80
Close your eyes and see what you have done.

I don't speak of my own accord.

The Master speaks through me at his will.

I will send you a message and You will realise it.
AgricultureRe: Please Help: What Do You Suggest That I Plant On Newly Secured 4 Plots Of Land? by KingSatan: 7:09am On Aug 30, 2018
Bolabas02:
And thanks for the insightful input. But I am more worried of the fact that the land is small, four Plots. And waiting for like 8 months or more for cassava seems like a waste of time to me. My thought though.
You don't need to wait till 8 months. There are modified cassava stems that produce huge yields in 3 - 4 months
FamilyRe: Court Forces Man To Accept Baby That Wife Agrees Belongs To Someone Else by KingSatan: 6:58am On Aug 30, 2018
drlateef:
Our judicial system is based on British common law that is derived from Christian cannon law. Just informing you.
I meant the establishment of a judicial system based on the core values of Christianity.
FamilyRe: Court Forces Man To Accept Baby That Wife Agrees Belongs To Someone Else by KingSatan: 6:56am On Aug 30, 2018
mfm04622:
What judicial system do you think we are using? LOL
I know we adopted the British judicial system. What i meant was the establishment of a judicial system based on the core values of Christianity just as the Muslims have a Sharia system.

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