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PoliticsRe: Victims Killed That Led To The Killing Of Major Alkali (Disturbing Photos) by KingSatan: 1:13pm On Nov 09, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Man Commits Suicide Blames Government In His Suicidal Note(picture) by KingSatan: 4:25pm On Nov 08, 2018
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WELCOME SON
CelebritiesRe: Uber Driver Calls Out Singer, Duncan Mighty Over Unpaid Bills by KingSatan: 11:43am On Nov 07, 2018
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Christianity EtcRe: Fight Breaks Out In US Church After Pastor Asked For $1,000 Offering by KingSatan: 12:35am On Nov 07, 2018
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FamilyRe: 10-year-old Girl Raped By Her Own Brother Gives Birth To Boy by KingSatan: 4:39pm On Nov 06, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Sister, Sonia And Husband Rocks Matching Outfit by KingSatan: 4:39pm On Nov 06, 2018
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FamilyRe: Awwww. This Is Definitely One Of The Cutest Family Pictures On The Internet by KingSatan: 4:37pm On Nov 06, 2018
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CrimeRe: Thief Trapped While Stealing Fuel In Anambra. Photos by KingSatan: 11:02am On Nov 01, 2018
mushystuff:
Devil no go rest today, na so dem go blame am!
And i am not denying it. angry angry angry angry
CrimeRe: Thief Trapped While Stealing Fuel In Anambra. Photos by KingSatan: 11:01am On Nov 01, 2018
donbachi:
Him go talk sey na devil work.
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It is my handiwork and so what?

He demanded for a car he couldn't afford and so much money for Christmas. I expected him to be patient enough and work on his finances first before thinking of such a money gulping responsibility but NO! He was always praying for a car so i punished him.

I am a just judge.
CrimeRe: Thief Trapped While Stealing Fuel In Anambra. Photos by KingSatan: 10:59am On Nov 01, 2018
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TravelRe: Arik Air In Customers’ Data Leak Mess by KingSatan: 4:25pm On Oct 31, 2018
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PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Biafra : IPOB Members Attacked In Anambra, Many Injured(Photos) by KingSatan: 4:24pm On Oct 31, 2018
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EducationRe: A Man Withdraws His Child From School Because Of This by KingSatan: 3:57pm On Oct 31, 2018
Oh What a MAN!

I foresee a Global Revolution.

A time when people will see the true colours of Religion.

When people will stand up against the Status Quo.

I repeat again, SHIA MUSLIMS ARE THE MOST PEACEFUL OF ALL SECTS IN ISLAM.

Don't allow your Pastor Deceive you!

Don't Allow you Imam Deceive you!

You have a smart-phone for a reason. USE IT!

Do you Research AFRICAN!!!! And Stop being a religious PUPPET.


They made you hate me, like they are making you hate the SHIITES
PoliticsRe: Shiite Muslims Protesting In Abuja (Photos) by KingSatan: 4:56pm On Oct 29, 2018
hilario12:
If not on days like this when they come out in masses and protesting or celebrating Muawiyyah. You hardly know they exist in the community. They too they hide their identity and are a very dangerous sect. Shi'ism is a no go area.
What makes them dangerous? How long will we hide under the shadows of hypocrisy to demarket another Sect that doesn't subscribe to our ideologies?

Which sect in Islam is more dangerous than the Sunni?

Those guys are very peaceful and loving.

Say no to stereotypes.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Tony Anenih Is Dead by KingSatan: 7:28pm On Oct 28, 2018
Demogorgon:
Stop fooling yourself. Get a life.
3 hours from now you shall know who owns your life.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Tony Anenih Is Dead by KingSatan: 5:09pm On Oct 28, 2018
Why are you guys surprised.


He isn't the only one who I recalled today.

I also took a Nollywood producer too.
FamilyRe: After 46 Years Of Marriage, 84-year-old Man Pays His Wife Dowry (Photos) by KingSatan:
This was when TRUE LOVE existed. Whenever I say "Older women have my respect" I believe you all now know why.

Sometime ago a New generation Nigerian woman trended online for saying "At this stage of my life, I will not marry a man without a car". I as Satan the Lucifer, I was shocked because that same lady is over 35 years and obviously depreciating. But there she was placing a "Liability" as prerequisite for marriage.





Congrats to the Husband and Wife.


Now to those reading my message. Marriage is the decision of the Man and wife. Do not frustrate intending couples with a great financial burden or bogus traditional rites. Allow them to live happily as man and wife. If they have made a decision then support them and stop demanding for 30 gallons of palm oil when you know deep inside your heart that you can't afford a drop of oil. A woman is not a commodity anymore.


The practice of bride price is archaic and barbaric (Though it's still evident in our various traditions). When such laws were enacted women never had any rights, some were seen as less humans or commodities to be sold. Instead of sending them to school, they train them on home chores and preparation of various dishes. These women were sold out according to their value in the guise of the Bride Price.

A bride should not have a price tag. She is not a commodity. She is a priceless jewel, a rare gemstone.


Let's advocate for the total annihilation of the Bride Price and the regulation of traditional marriage rites by the traditional heads in our communities. As this is the only solution to unlawful cohabitation.

If you so love your sister or daughter then support her decision to get married and do not demand any price for her. Wish her well and celebrate her. Make it clear to the groom that you are not taking any dime from him as your daughter is priceless and has a greater value than money.


Marriage is getting too expensive and it is a threat to lawful cohabitation.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals The Day Nigeria Will Divide by KingSatan: 4:43pm On Oct 28, 2018
mercenary:
Your moniker has already explained to me the reason for your stupidity
I am the God of truth and justice. I am the Lord your God.


I saved you when you had no hope of survival. Prepare yourself son, he has to leave. No matter what you do, you can't save the situation.

When it happens, remember this day.
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty Celebrates His 35th Birthday Today (Photos) by KingSatan: 4:02pm On Oct 28, 2018
Immaculatesnow:
cheesy so make we jump up because a woman beater is celebrating his birthday angry irenu

Come and sell to me your personal Nigerian verified AdSense
Shut up!


The woman isn't complaining. And the beating will never stop.


He bought her so she must do his bidding. He fvcking paid her bride PRICE!!!!



Its only a poor mans wife that screams "Men are scum" while she is receiving some cool punch.


She enjoys the beating.

Its her beating

She loves it.


Now face your own beating.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals The Day Nigeria Will Divide by KingSatan: 4:01pm On Oct 28, 2018
mercenary:
That is a man of God... You insult him, you're playing with fire and when the wrath of the God strikes, you and your household won't be spared... Be guided
Shut your fvcking mouth. He doesn't work for me and that is why his curses are never effective.

All he knows how to do is curse and curse.

Nigeria needs men who will stand up against impunity, bad governance etc.


Oyedepo, stop cursing and start living like me!
EventsRe: Nigerian Dwarf Weds His Tall Bride (Photos) by KingSatan: 10:22pm On Oct 27, 2018
Hello Friend can you do me a favour and carefully read through the comments before mine. I believe you are asking yourself same question, WHY ARE THESE WOMEN NOT RANTING AS USUAL?

Why are we not seeing comments like "MEN ARE SCUM"?


This marriage is natures own way of resetting these Nigerian Feminists back to factory mode.


After Nairaland, they go back to their Dwarfs.
RomanceRe: She Broke Up With Me, Lost Her Virginity, Now She Wants Me Back by KingSatan:
highqueen:
Are you a Virginhuh
Its either you are stupid or naturally dumb. What the hell is wrong with you women?

Your kind of woman is the reasons why young men today are loosing interest in relationships.

If you women are truthful and loyal to your partners, i think the world would be a better place.

You accuse the man of cheating but you forgot to ask yourself a simple question. WHAT GENDER OF HUMAN DID HE FVCK? Is it not a WOMAN LIKE YOU?

A young man is in a crossroad and needs your advice and you are here marketing your ignorance.

I could smell your ignorance from a distance and i know your next move. You want to crown yourself the "WOMEN ADVOCATE", MADAM FEMINIST etc.

If he was your younger brother, would you encourage him to continue in such a relationship filled with lies and deceit?

You and i know that the lady in question here was not Raped, She rather went out to satisfy her sexual urge (And there are chances she has been doing it behind his back).

That lady is a typical Nigerian woman of this AGE (Older women never lived like this and they have my respect). And you are a clear example of a Nairaland ugly looking, morally decayed, negative, Deflowered illiterate, Apprentice feminist, Repackaged Slut with Acne infested Vagina.

Local product seeking international recognition! angry angry angry

No wonder you lost your virginity at a young age.

Don't let me place more curses on you.

Your family is currently suffering from your sins.




To the young Man, Now listen to the voice of your God.

Leave that young woman alone, she is currently trying to rope you into an unwanted pregnancy scare.

She currently thinks she is pregnant (Although she isn't). But be warned son, she will still cheat on you.

There is alot you don't know about that Girl.

Give it 3 months from now and watch how the true story unfolds.
Technology MarketRe: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by KingSatan: 8:24pm On Oct 22, 2018
justi4jesu:
Bro you really want to buy a New Laptop for $57... huh angry
Sincerely, I felt like the luckiest man in the world.

Let me check other products.

Regards
Technology MarketRe: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by KingSatan: 8:19pm On Oct 22, 2018
justi4jesu:
Not real..
Please explain.
Technology MarketRe: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by KingSatan: 8:16pm On Oct 22, 2018
Hi Justina, please furnish me with the total price of shipping this item to Abuja from eBay

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Toshiba-Student-Laptop-Core-i3-Laptop-2-3GHz-8GB-500GB-HDD-Window-10-Pro-HDMI/123443217714


Regards
CelebritiesRe: Zino Ugboma, Bovi‘s Brother, Robbed, Car Gone by KingSatan: 1:18pm On Oct 22, 2018
Innobee99:
Those big eyes are bringing good fortunes to their family.









What is ur BIG HEAD bringing for ur family?
I am your God. Do not Insult me or i make your life miserable and useless
CelebritiesRe: Zino Ugboma, Bovi‘s Brother, Robbed, Car Gone by KingSatan:
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CultureRe: PHOTOS: Ooni’s New Wife, Silekunola, Enters The Palace With Grace, Elegance by KingSatan: 4:01pm On Oct 19, 2018
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AND THIS IS HOW SHE FINALLY BECAME MINE!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy


MY WISH FOR YOU NEW QUEEN. "AS YOU FVCK THE ROYAL PWEEK, MAY YOU PRODUCE TRADITIONAL CHILDREN THAT WILL CONTINUE IN MY WAYS".


ALL HAIL SATAN!!
Car TalkRe: Checkout Our Made-In-Nigeria Keke NAPEP (PHOTOS) by KingSatan: 4:40pm On Oct 18, 2018
mbos:
no. Innoson fabricates. if you have gone to the factory u will understand the difference btw it and PAN kaduna, the whole body and chasis are fabricated there, the plastics parts as well as dash boards are produced at his Enugu plastic company, while he also produces the break system. Another company at Nnewi prodice the interior funiture. another the electrical. that why the company was able to produce break system for d Nigerian Air Force
Thank you for the brilliant response.

Thank you for Teaching Me something new.
Car TalkRe: Checkout Our Made-In-Nigeria Keke NAPEP (PHOTOS) by KingSatan: 4:20pm On Oct 18, 2018
mbos:
even TOYOTA dont manufacture Engines
the fabrication of Chasis and body with furniture is want is defined as making a car by international standards, many car manufacturing firms dont produce 85% of the components apart from the bulky chasis and body.
You are right, but in this case Most of these companies who Publicly Parade themselves as car Manufacturers in Nigeria don't actually Produce Anything including the Furniture.

These whole charade began since the Chinese Industrial Revolution.

Even Innoson Vehicles do import those cars he sells as Completely Knocked Down Vehicles (CKD) just to enjoy Zero Tariff on Import Duty.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celine Dion Curses Oyedepo, RMD As She Reveals What Destroyed Her. by KingSatan: 4:10pm On Oct 18, 2018
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CELINE DION WITH A TORN UNDERWEAR.


Check that pant now, you will see Brown stains from Previous MENSURATIONS.

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PoliticsRe: Governing Board Of NHIS Suspends Usman Yusuf Indefinitely by KingSatan: 4:05pm On Oct 18, 2018
Whenever someone is suspended in any Federal Ministry, Department or Agency, DO NOT REJOICE YET!



Until BUHARI is notified and HE doesn't Reinstate Him, then you are free to REJOICE.

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