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RomanceRe: 'I Learnt Nothing- Man Who Spent 7yrs Studying Computer Engineer,to Start Afresh by KingSatan: 1:04pm On Aug 29, 2018
KingLinglee:
Guy you are taking trolling to a whole new level..

every thread, every topic


You get time Sha
That's my nature Son.

I am Omnipotent, Omniscience and Omnipresent.

I am God
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op):
Tehila07:
A purported god can't tell us what I heard from that end. You're truly stupid. Can you tell us my type of wedding? Traditional, court, church? You're also foolish enough not to know that I have gotten a job since I posted the okada thing. Can you tell us my salary?
ABAYOMI OLAYINKA OYEWUSI angry angry angry angry angry


I created you and placed you in Osun state, Ife Odan to be precise. angry angry angry angry angry

From your birth, i knew thee.

Remember when you started hearing my voice in your early twenties.

I even gave you a strange illness so you can hear me.

No matter what your mother gave to you, the illness never left.

Though born in a Christian Home, You can never forgive someone who hurt you unless you hurt the person back.

Don't let me talk much
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Andrew Stoeklein Commits Suicide In California, Battled With Depression by KingSatan:
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Depression kills faster than HIV.

I wonder why the world isn't giving much attention to this Psychological Illness.

Please if you are depressed, talk to someone.

I know humans are hard to approach but talk to someone.
CrimeRe: Man Disguises As A Robber To Have Sex With Lady Who Rejected Him In Lagos by KingSatan: 12:21pm On Aug 29, 2018
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SportsRe: 4 Japanese Basketball Players Suspended After Paying Prostitutes For Sex by KingSatan:
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They should be more concerned at their Preeek Size.


They might have paid for Sexual Intercourse but did he actually use that their Small Preeek?


A wise Chinese Man Once said "Of what use is Sex when My Preeek is same size as her Clitoris"
PoliticsRe: What Men Does For Money: See Current Nigerian Governor Who Washes Dead Bodies by KingSatan: 12:03pm On Aug 29, 2018
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HE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A CORPSE. JUST LIKE HIS PRINCIPAL BUHARI, aka Mr. Lifeless


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PropertiesRe: Why Do Tenants Often Have Troubles With Landlord's Wife Than The Landlord by KingSatan: 12:01pm On Aug 29, 2018
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Women always want to show off "Their Husbands House".


While the Men are naturally wired to "Protect their Territories".
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Joins Anambra South Senatorial Race To Liberate Igbos by KingSatan: 11:57am On Aug 29, 2018
Pavore9:
Boiling within such hatred is organ damaging.
No! Its naturally Refreshing.

I am not human like you so you wont understand my Psychological Wiring.
HealthRe: Obuwe Tega, AuchiPoly Student Dies After Complaining Of Movement In Her Body by KingSatan: 11:53am On Aug 29, 2018
hopexter:
Why you dey rejoice over her death like this, are you a ritualist huh
I am GOD!!!
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 11:52am On Aug 29, 2018
Tehila07:
The one that claimed to be Satan himself said the one that claims to be a real satanist will tell us evil that will befall the later by tomorrow. The purported real satanist said the purported Satan should go to sleep and witness evil demon. I think real Satan should be able to unleash evil at any point in time. Real satanist should also be able to attack not only at night.

I can see that you guys are new to Satanism. You feel on top of the world after opening your sixth chakra. The real Satan I know doesn't preach hate openly and doesn't support attacking humans anyhow. Real Satan I know said The Supreme Being gave birth to him. While he in turn created humans.

Whoever you're, don't come and say I'm newly married and that I ride okada for a living because these are contained in my posts. Say something reasonable and I will discern who you're.
My Boy, Never you insult the Lord your God.

I don't even know what next to do to you as it seems the only thing remaining in you is your breathing heart.

You know too well what i have done to your wife.

Currently i am turning her family against you and once i am done, she will be asked to leave you.

Remember all you have heard from that end, they are not lies.
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Joins Anambra South Senatorial Race To Liberate Igbos by KingSatan: 11:45am On Aug 29, 2018
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Exploiting your husbands Reputation and Fame for personal interest.


Ugly Milf


FFK's Side Biach

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Jokes EtcRe: Two Years Old Boy Pierce His Sisters Bumbum In A Failed Prank by KingSatan: 11:42am On Aug 29, 2018
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CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Killed By Police In Malaysia (Disturbing Photos) by KingSatan: 11:32am On Aug 29, 2018
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FLATINCO's

From South Africa to Nepal, Nepal to Indonesia, Indonesia to Thailand, Thailand to Singapore, Singapore to Dubai, Dubai to Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur to Cambodia etc

This my boys are loyal to the core.

I love Igbo's

FamilyRe: Marriage Breakup by KingSatan: 11:11am On Aug 29, 2018
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My Dear, some women are naturally trouble some.

But this is a Family Issue.

To be frank, THIS IS THE TRUE DEFINITION OF LOVE.

If the new couples truly love themselves, this is a time to stand up and fight for their marriage.

Forget about Extended Family, they will always want to protect their own first.

But if truly she had a conviction and believes in that marriage, then she should stand with her man.

I also blame the man for choosing to remain in same position and locality where the first wife left him. I personally think the first wife is smarter than him.

I suggest the Husband relocates to another city and start a new life. Sometimes you need to leave your comfort zone in order to succeed.
CrimeRe: How Co-tenant Organised Robbery Attack Against Neighbour In Lagos. by KingSatan:
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I wont say anything.
HealthRe: Obuwe Tega, AuchiPoly Student Dies After Complaining Of Movement In Her Body by KingSatan: 11:07am On Aug 29, 2018
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My Yahoo boys from that part of the earth have finally slayed this one.

More juice to my storage.

I love Efosa, Ose, Uguaghan, Ogwoworigho, Oghenetega etc

I just love this boys.
PoliticsRe: Lagos  - Ibadan Rail: More Than 8,000 Workers Mobilized To Site by KingSatan: 11:06am On Aug 29, 2018
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8000 Invincible Workers mobilized to site.
PoliticsRe: Photos As Kwankwaso Declares For President In Abuja. Red Caps Everywhere by KingSatan: 11:00am On Aug 29, 2018
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Behold my son in whom i am well pleased.
RomanceRe: Ashawo Exposes Rapper Yung6ix’s For Not Paying Her After Sleeping With Her by KingSatan: 10:59am On Aug 29, 2018
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What else do i want to achieve if not to Destroy his Career.

Thank you my Daughter for a Job well done.
IslamRe: Nigerian Pilgrim Returns Lost N500,000 To Pakistani Man In Mecca. Photo by KingSatan: 10:55am On Aug 29, 2018
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After much prayers to me at Mecca, i decided to bless you with Money and you returned it angry angry angry angry angry angry

You will forever remain poor.

Come back and birth more Almajiri's angry angry angry

Mtcheeew
PoliticsRe: APC Governors At Progressive Governors Forum In Abuja (Photos) by KingSatan: 10:43am On Aug 29, 2018
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Despite their Religious Beliefs and tribal differences, See how they laugh and hug themselves while seating on a round table to discuss business.

If it were a gathering of poor Nigerians, A deeper life member will never hug a Catholic. Same applies to other faiths.

An Igbo man will not seat on same seat with a Yoruba without Hissing or Keeping a Hard face. Same thing applies to other tribes.



Indeed, Religious/tribal sentiments and extremism only lies in the abode of the POOR. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Tell PMB The Truth. Even A Foreigner Will Beat Him In The 2019 Election by KingSatan: 10:42am On Aug 29, 2018
LIFEisSIMPLE:
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Dear KingSatan i know by your rules it is a sin to say the truth
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You just made me laugh loud.

Do have a great day My Friend
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Was Far Better In 2014 - Worldbank Economic Outlook by KingSatan: 10:35am On Aug 29, 2018
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Daydreamers.
SportsRe: Genort Rohr Turns To Sebastian Osigwe, Swiss-born Goalkeeper by KingSatan: 10:34am On Aug 29, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Tell PMB The Truth. Even A Foreigner Will Beat Him In The 2019 Election by KingSatan: 10:34am On Aug 29, 2018
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See how you have dedicated your life to a hypocritical political system.

Instead of investing quality time improving yourself, you are busy discussing NIgeria's politics.

I really made a mistake creating you.
PoliticsRe: “if President Buhari Doesn’t Win 2019 Election I Will Kill Myself” – Man (photo) by KingSatan: 10:32am On Aug 29, 2018
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I will be expecting you SON
Christianity EtcRe: Blessings We May Not Recognise by KingSatan: 10:32am On Aug 29, 2018
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RomanceRe: 'I Learnt Nothing- Man Who Spent 7yrs Studying Computer Engineer,to Start Afresh by KingSatan: 10:29am On Aug 29, 2018
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Why will you learn?

When i have covered your brain with Sawdust.

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RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 9:40am On Aug 29, 2018
Sometimes you don't need to kill people, just show them the part to frustration, remind them of their past failures and present predicaments. Watch them as they pick up the knife and do the needful. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
TravelRe: Cancelled US Visa And Tampered Passport by KingSatan: 5:03pm On Aug 28, 2018
You can Sue for damages. The Homeland Officer has no right to tamper with your previous travel history.

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