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See how generous i am. I have once again given Nigerians food to eat.


They eat Sharks, Fingerling's, Snails, Pigs, Lizards, Crabs, Periwinkles, Birds. Everything!

Adefemiaderoju1:
Please stop mocking other people's children because you never know how your own children going to look like

And who told you i don't have children.

My Children are beautifully and wonderfully made.

I am God!!!

I am Satan!!!

Day2logic:
The stress these people go through to remain in this kind of business is alarming.

How come they are never traced back to the posh cars owners.

How can you laugh at this kind of news? @Kingsatan

Her Mother Served me well. She will do better!

post=70676630:
Anyone can be a father , but very few men can be call Daddies.

Shameless celebrities everywhere!

Shut up!!!

Now you have proven to the whole wide world how frustrated and uneducated you are.

Did you read what you wrote up there?

Let me rephrase,

Every healthy male can be a Daddy, but not all male's can be a Father.

Having a Penls qualifies you to be a Man and Getting a woman pregnant qualifies you to be a Daddy.

But being a Father is way beyond your gender or status. It is way beyond the number of children you have littered in all corners of the earth.

Being a Father is a call to responsibility.

Not just to your children but to your wife and the society at large.

The reason why we have a failing system and a dying world, is simple. WE HAVE LESS FATHERS AND MORE DADDIES.

This is the reason why you will see a married man lusting after a girl same age as his own daughter. He is a Daddy but not a Father!


A father wont see his children as a commodity, He will see them as his genetic duplicate.

He wont see his wife as a product but will treat her like his Better half.



Well you cant be a father so you will never experience/ understand what i have just explained, because i have cursed you.

I am God! I am the father of all!

When brothers fight, Its is the responsibility of the father to Reconcile them.

Jonathan!!!

Have you forgotten your brother is Mr. Integrity?

Have you forgotten that his was a former Military General?

Have you forgotten that he has defeated Boko Haram Technically?

Have you forgotten that he has improved the Nigerian Economy to an extent that they export Vegetables and Yams?

Because of his love for his people, he uses torn Sofa' s and expensive Air conditioners.

Now bend down and Apologise to Him.

Now!

Salmom:
I just found out that I am HIV positive. What makes it even worse is the fact that I can't take up the job that I recently got in Qatar because of my status.
I have never felt so devastated and shattered in my whole life. I'm now having suicidal thoughts and I may just have to honour the little voice in my head. This year has been a rollercoaster of struggles and challenges for me. It has been from one depression to another. I manage to get out of one depression only to find myself in another.
This is just too much.

I just checked your profile in my books and i must confess that this is an experiment got bad.

Though things have gone south, i advice you my son never to loose hope.

I promise i will take my hands off your life and order my demons to stop tormenting and oppressing you.

This will be the last extreme torment you will ever experience.

HIV is not a death sentence.

There are other deadly diseases that is worse than HIV out there including Malaria.

Go to any Government Hospital in your Country of residence and get an Anti retro-viral drug to manage your situation before it gets to full blown aids.


I encourage you my Son.

Don't give up.

If you need someone to talk to, please send me an email. And i will call you

That doesn't change his daughters health status and physical appearance.

Grace001:
This thread made my night... @KingS
Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed, I like it though...Don't forget to quote me with words of fear and threat since that's what you do. Please bring it on.

You won't get my attention. I have placed a spell of near success syndrome on you.

If not for your lovely wife and beautiful kid (Including the unborn one), you would have been relegated to the village.

But why wont you ever use your head and be grateful for how fair i have treated you? I have denied you entry into America despite your several attempts, sent you to Benin republic yet you still want to suffer more. OK quote me again, I know what to do to you.

Please allow my Holy and Pius Son Enjoy Himself.

He is Mr. Integrity!

He is a Holy Man!

He doesn't Steal!

He lives a moderate life!

He seats on torn Sofa's!

He defeated Boko Haram technically!

He improved the Nigerian Economy!

He is a living Legend!

I love him.

I just imagine the kind of praises most Nigerians will accord me when they finaly meet me.

I love Nigerians

Just a little while my Son. By the time you come over to the home i have built for you here, you will never complain about electricity or illumination.

Yes he didn't make you Governor, I MADE YOU.

As your lord and saviour, i will advice you.

Food Stuffs is a "No no" due to the hight interest rate on the Loan. Though in this business you are assured of a future and High ROI in the long run but sadly, you might spend the first 7 months with low patronage.

But that tricycle will start producing returns almost immediately you buy it. But such business in Nigeria is capable of reorganising and restructuring your personality as you wont even know how you became a Tout.

Secondly, no matter how much you make at the end of the day, you will never live above average.

Thirdly, Drive the tricycle yourself for Maximum Profit.

Stop lying boy.

I created you to be a Fisherman and not a liar.

I already have alot of people doing the lying job for me.

Everyone, this news is false.

Buhari is Mr. Integrity, i sent him to destroy Boko Haram with Military tactics/experience while Osibanjo fights them Spiritually.

Oh! how i keep making a joke off this man all the time.

My Son, stop feeling guilty about that glorious act.

You have a Pweek, use it rightly.

I have told you in my word to go and multiply, so if possible fucck your cook, steward, secretary etc.

Oh Yeah!

Nothing More Exciting than accepting yourself for whom you are.

That is your destiny Anita.

I am Glad you have accepted it in public.

Now continue your mission.

I am responsible for such Holy Act.

No matter how much protest and stigma you attach to such sanctimonious practice, this profession must thrive.

Fine Demons like her, na rats they Rush them.

Any man that engages in Sexual intercourse with you, the other rats in your Vagina will bite off their Pweek.

While the Spiritual Rats Bites off their Destinies.

That is your Mission My Daughter.

I love this!!

Please legalise the following;

1. Bestiality

2. Lesbianism

3. Human and Animal Marriage etc

Everything practised in Hell must be replicated here on earth. For i am the God of all flesh.

You see how i have frustrated your life?

No matter how much you invest in Blogging, you will remain poor.

After spending quality time creating you.

Mtcheeeew