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RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 10:45pm On Aug 23, 2018
Goddyss:
For what you just said, you will encounter 7 goetic demons tonight to know that every play is not a child's play. Look at my pic on my profile. I don't have your pic but you go see tonight
I own the demons. They are mine, so keep your threats. If I wish to recall you this very second, it would only cost me a hiss. But for insulting me, I will take something away from you tomorrow, then you will realize, that I am God and I own your life.
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 10:39pm On Aug 23, 2018
mofeoluwadassah:
Which one is adam and eve again....is it the ones in the bible or which one?I don't get sad
You can find my story on every religious literary work.

Most especially the story book used by the followers of the Jewish Carpenter's son
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 10:37pm On Aug 23, 2018
Goddyss:
Go and sit down. Who told you Satan is same as Lucifer? Don't wish what you can't stand. Start by deactivating your account asap
I am Satan, I am Lucifer, I am God, I am the bright morning Star. Now shut up or I send demons to feast on you tonight
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 10:36pm On Aug 23, 2018
Tajbol4splend:
Why can't OP speak in English
Finally I met an alien.
SportsRe: Dele Alli Invents A New Difficult Celebration by KingSatan: 10:34pm On Aug 23, 2018
bestpunterever:
ode, I don pass 31
You are still 28 in my eyes. So, do the maths
SportsRe: Dele Alli Invents A New Difficult Celebration by KingSatan: 10:12pm On Aug 23, 2018
bestpunterever:
pls try to take your medicine.
I will continue to frustrate you till i recall you at the age of 31. angry
Nairaland GeneralSorry This Thread Has Been Modified by KingSatan(op):
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SportsRe: Dele Alli Invents A New Difficult Celebration by KingSatan: 9:57pm On Aug 23, 2018
bestpunterever:
do they know at home that you are mad?
Do they know on earth that you are gloriously Mad/Lost and i brought it upon you?

I just shared my meal story and you are abusing a GOD!

Are you not afraid?
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 9:55pm On Aug 23, 2018
zinnydan:
Lazy youths association of Nigeria
Yes they are lazy youths. I am glad their half dead President called them that cheesy

Watch and see how your life unfolds angry angry sad sad
RomanceThread modified. by KingSatan(op):
My son Created this thread for fun.

Please ignore.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Lacks Vision - Yabo by KingSatan: 9:36pm On Aug 23, 2018
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PoliticsRe: PDP About To Collapse Over Choice Of The Party’s Flag Bearer by KingSatan: 9:35pm On Aug 23, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage & Son, Jamil Balogun Serving Too Much Swag At Opening Of Pop Up Shop by KingSatan: 9:32pm On Aug 23, 2018
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EducationRe: Oshun Ceramics Threatens Adeleke University With Destruction Of All Structures by KingSatan: 9:21pm On Aug 23, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Borno Youths Stone Fake "Bad Man" Brought To Perform For Them After 2k Gate Fee by KingSatan: 9:20pm On Aug 23, 2018
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SportsRe: Dele Alli Invents A New Difficult Celebration by KingSatan: 9:12pm On Aug 23, 2018
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I wish i had a needle to poke his eyes and drink the juice.

Yummy! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

I remember the first time i ate an eye. It was a blue eye. I bit the pupil, extracted the juice, sucked the thick white butter cream and chewed the rest. SO SWEET!!!
CrimeRe: Breaking: Smoking Weed Ages Your Brain By Almost 3 Years~ New Research by KingSatan: 9:11pm On Aug 23, 2018
Kimsokrates:
Despite all these,the irony is that people will still continue to smoke.
Yes they wont stop. Its one of my depopulation strategies.
CrimeRe: Breaking: Smoking Weed Ages Your Brain By Almost 3 Years~ New Research by KingSatan: 9:06pm On Aug 23, 2018
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Whenever i see people smoke, i am always scared.

Especially Africans. They smoke as if their lives depends on it

I wonder if they wont smoke out the fire i prepared for them in Hell.


Well, i know what to do.

No papers in Hell! New Law
PoliticsRe: Amnesty : Return Our Guns Within 21 Days Or…, Ex-militants Tell Ondo Govt by KingSatan: 9:06pm On Aug 23, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Tony Umez Celebrates His 54th Birthday (Photos) by KingSatan: 9:03pm On Aug 23, 2018
oloriLFC:
You sure are just a boy that craves attention. Been seeing your posts but didn't feel like typing anything until now. Stop your nonsense and use your MB for other profitable things. It isn't right what you posted up there and others you've been posting. Grow up!
Ugly Religious Bigot and Hypocritical Homosapien. I say things the way they are because i am not human and i am also not a child like you. Keep marketing your ignorance on the social media.
Démoniaque déprimé. Fils de pute
CrimeRe: Seven Armed Robbers Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Ondo State by KingSatan: 8:59pm On Aug 23, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Impressive.

More Blood to Suck kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Fresh F.M. Demolition: Ajimobi, Ayefele Meet; Govt Expresses Willingness To Pay by KingSatan: 8:58pm On Aug 23, 2018
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I am speechless
CelebritiesRe: Actress Chika Ike Looks Classy In New Photos by KingSatan: 8:57pm On Aug 23, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Tony Umez Celebrates His 54th Birthday (Photos) by KingSatan:
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His career is as ugly as his cake.

He is definitely having a terrible life on earth.

They all look Malnourished and sickly.

Ugly Family!

I will not stop tormenting you until you return to me TONY! angry angry angry

I am the I AM THAT I AM. The Elohim, Omnipotent, Omniscience and Omnipresent.

I Am SATAN the bright Morning Star
TravelRe: PHOTO: Security Guards That Returned Bag Filled With Dollars by KingSatan: 8:44pm On Aug 23, 2018
anayolity:
ìdiot you are!!
Human you are.

I will recall you by next year.
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies: Some Mothers Actually Raised Their Sons To Be Gentlemen. by KingSatan: 8:43pm On Aug 23, 2018
post=70547599:
Hahahaha, Satan complaining about robots and auto-correct, what a silly and nonsensical satan! cheesy grin wink
Powerless tin! grin wink
I am new to "Earthly Technology".

Guess What boy?

I just had breakfast. Red Human wine, Grilled Vaglna and Peppered Intestines.
TravelRe: PHOTO: Security Guards That Returned Bag Filled With Dollars by KingSatan: 8:40pm On Aug 23, 2018
ak22:
Why are you replying someone that calling himself (KingSatan)
Because he is my son. Now why are you quoting him? angry
TravelRe: PHOTO: Security Guards That Returned Bag Filled With Dollars by KingSatan: 8:39pm On Aug 23, 2018
RexTramadol1:
Woe betide you again Lucifer.





Now, go back to your cage bfr I report you to the Head of the universe.
I am the Head of the Universe.
TravelRe: PHOTO: Security Guards That Returned Bag Filled With Dollars by KingSatan: 8:37pm On Aug 23, 2018
Luciferlove:
You were not in our last meeting...why??
Going To and Fro looking for whom to Devour.
FashionRe: How Do You Tame Poofy Hair by KingSatan: 7:58pm On Aug 23, 2018
Pull it out. And give me the blood
Music/RadioRe: Fresh FM: Restored In Abeokuta, Destroyed In Ibadan by KingSatan: 7:48pm On Aug 23, 2018
timibare:
satan shame onto you....all power belongs to Jesus...
I can't be ashamed. He still has no legs.

All power belongs to me.

I am king!

Jesus is a Carpenters son

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