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post=70543670:
GOOD NEWS!
HAPPY NEWS!
GREATEST NEWS OF THE SEASON!
GOD IS GREAT!
YEEESSSSSS, we are soooo HAPPY now!
GOD punish Satan! Satan is in shame right now!

Why should I be ashamed?
He still has no legs

IntrovertedK:
your stupidity stinks to the high heavens.. So for your black and white mind now, you think there is any demon (or celestial being according to your signature) that bears satan, ain't it? Wherever/anywhere you could have come across the name Devil/Satan was used to represent one of the 'fallen angels' and the word means opposer of God. All angels have/had name. Just like Angel Gabriel, Angel Michael and more, the fallen angels all had/have names before they were relegated to this world and after. And none of them bears Satan. Didirin omo, feeling fly in his own stupidity.

You will make a good farm coordinator. I will recall you next year

post=70544582:
Gosh

Is that a new recipe?
I am beginning to love you.
Something is telling me to recall you

Lilisticlili:
u just got served!

Yes, I know. But now ladies serve me. I feel nothing for them and I have no dlck too

SirMichael1:
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...met....knew
...could...
...had...

If you're gonna take his place, you're gonna have to do it right 'cause he's over a thousand years old and must have mastered numerous languages not this shit of a writeup.

You need to take up English lessons guy...
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Shut up already. I made those who taught you in school. You don't know about autocorrect and nairaland bots?

Typical African

What have i not done to this man?

I took his legs

Took his Music house.

Yet he still smiles.

Ok, I know what to take.

Let me Share my own story.

I used to love a Woman Called Eve, though she was betrothed to a man called Adam.

I met this pretty lady while i was observing my routine (Road walks). Quite surprisingly, she knows nothing about Sexual intercourse and because i never wanted to take advantage of her (so i wont be accused of Rape). I gave her a mystic apple so she can acknowledge her unclothedness and probably give me head but instead she ran home and gave it to her ADAM. And they both acknowledged their unclothedness and had sexual intercourse. That's why i hate women, though i use them more.

That's my love story

I am a happy celestial being.

Just keep lying my Son. Its your Supernatural Wiring.

How my heart rejoices whenever i hear "ROASTED"

The only thing i took from this man was "Common Sense".

Anyway's He has given me an Idea on how best to ruin his life.

He will Continue to serve till he returns to me.

I SENT HIM.

How time flies. When was he sent to earth?

Well, I cant wait to have them here as permanent residents.

Maybe i will create their own fire-space for them

Welcome in Advance.

OH!

But i told him to break your neck.

Duncan have just denied me a meal. I intended taking black soup with BBQ intestines and urine squash this night.

At 34 she still takes sultry photos? This is mind boggling.

I intend keeping her till 98 before she finds love

Probably with me. I love Light Skinned Milf's.

Naijaguy12345:
RIP Ras Kimono, if weed is allowed in heaven, enjoy some with FELA KUTI.

under pressure we wail under pressure
under pressure black people under pressure
under pressure Nigerians under pressure
under pressure Africans under pressure
No food in we belly
No money in ah we pocket
No bed we lay we head
the people dem are suffer
in ah ghetto, in ah city
everywhere dah me go oh
me see them, some are cry, some are die
some are weeping! some are wailing!
everywhere dah oh eh
under pressure we wail under pressure
under pressure everybody under pressure
under pressure black and white under pressure
under pressure Europeans under pressure....


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This song brings back good memories.

Actually not my memories.

Ras's Memories.

Greizman:
Indomie generation spotted

If only i told your Dad how miserable you have become on Earth. He will suggest i repatriate you to Hell.

I Pre-Existed the Beginning. I am Satan

I have always admired this family.

How they cope with my Curse of "Single Parenthood" is Amazing.

Well, i think she needs Sexual Intercourse.

I will get her a man

HUMANS STOP!

He is an achiever!

HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL CASKET THAN A BEAUTIFUL CAREER!

Now that's why i took him.

Go Girl!!

I know what these men love so much. I have endowed you an admirable Mamary Gland, Seductive Camel Toes, Enticing Buttocks and an Irrational Mind/ Unproductive Spirit.

So continue!

It makes my work Easier

I Can Help You.

post=70540858:
Smh

He was known as lucifer.... throughout last week,
dem carry ban give Lucifer ,
now he turned to Satan, after Satan chop ban,
let's see what he comes up with again.
Powerless Satan!!

Jesus Reigns forever and ever!

JESUS REIGNS!!

HE doesn't even have access to the internet.

post=70541358:
Lol ,
Lucifer want to frustrated the child of the Most High GOD!
You are already in BONDAGE boy, you and your agents forever and ever, a loser in this world you are!
HOLY GHOOOOOSSSST FIREEEE!!

Bullshit! This is a Slave of the CARPENTERS SON.

Any-ways, like i said " I have frustrated you enough".

4 Siblings.

post=70541358:
Lol ,
Lucifer

Yes! That's my celestial appellation.

post=70541241:
Knock on your head!

Please focus on your BBQ Business, I have frustrated you enough.

Don't let me make it worse.