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PoliticsRe: Mini Flood Attacks Gwagwalada Abuja by KingSatan: 4:19pm On Aug 24, 2018
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RomanceRe: Nigerian Youth Lack Priority by KingSatan: 3:54pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Its my handiwork.


But on a serious note, the African mind have been customized with so many limitations.

It starts from their families teaching them total dependence on the west for technological dividends.

Society teaching them that except you get the support of the government, you are bound to fail.

Government trying very hard to secure the future of their immediate families and loved ones at the expense of the ordinary African.

Lastly, their churches teaching them to "Cast their burdens/worries unto Jesus for he cares for them"

Listen friend, Every scientific breakthrough you know (including those about yet to come) was born out of curiosity.

That curiosity is a product of a need that required urgent attention.

Rational questions will be asked, Logical explanations will be sought after, experiments will be conducted and BOOM, its the big breakthrough.

But in Africa you have a need and also a final resort. And that is religion!

So don't expect much.

I will keep doing my job.

Making you Africans pay for being black and looking like me.
PoliticsRe: Popular Bayelsa Youth Leader Campaigns Against Electoral Violence And Drug Abuse by KingSatan: 3:50pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Stop that campaign with immediate effect! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
CrimeRe: Thieves Burnt To Death By Angry Mob In Cross River (Graphic Photos) by KingSatan:
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I can only imagine how that environment will be saturated with the pleasant smell of Roasted Meat.

Oh! How i love meats.

Yummy Yum! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

But on a serious note, the killings in Nigeria is way too much.

I have so much unconsumed Red Juice. So stop the killings.

At least for now angry angry angry angry angry


Christians and Emotional Nigerians should never blame me for that case of jungle justice, i know nothing about it.
PoliticsRe: Defections :saraki, Akpabio, Tambuwal Others May Lose Seats by KingSatan: 3:02pm On Aug 24, 2018
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My Sons!

Defections are product of supra-natural manipulations.

You are nothing but pencils in my hands. cheesy cheesy cheesy
CultureRe: Spiritual War The Most Dangerous Kind Of War (the Son Of Heaven) by KingSatan: 2:59pm On Aug 24, 2018
Just Stop this rubbish! angry angry angry


There is no spiritual warfare anywhere.

I am your God.
TV/MoviesRe: Genevieve Nnaji’s ‘lionheart’ To Premiere At Toronto International Film Festival by KingSatan: 2:58pm On Aug 24, 2018
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I haven't seen it in my cinemas down here.

Until i see this movie in my Private Hell Cinema, IT IS UNINTERESTING. angry angry angry
CrimeRe: Angry Mop Burns A Man Trying To Steal Okada In Cross River State (photos) by KingSatan: 2:56pm On Aug 24, 2018
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More Red Wines.

Burn Him!

I will make it worse for him when he comes here.
CrimeRe: Shock News! Pastor Jailed For Stealing N984,450 From Wema Bank by KingSatan: 2:55pm On Aug 24, 2018
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My sons on Suit!
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Chioma Go Furniture Shopping For Their Home (Photo) by KingSatan: 2:51pm On Aug 24, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Davido And Chioma Go Furniture Shopping For Their Home (Photo) by KingSatan: 2:51pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Oh! i love this.

They say the shortest cut to a man's heart is his stomach, Well i used to doubt that. Not until i experimented it and guess what? It is paying out.

"I am looking for a sister, chioma my lover. She get the dollar, she dey wear designer"

Singing from Hell
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rapper Viktoh Posts Disturbing Suicidal Message On Social Media (screenshot) by KingSatan: 2:49pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Why is it taking so much time?

I had expected you to be here before midday.

Leave your social media and pick the rope Vector angry angry angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Opencart Google Shopping Integration Plugin By Knowband by KingSatan: 2:47pm On Aug 24, 2018
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I wish i had Google in Hell, it would have been easy Sourcing for my Red Organic Human Wine.
EducationRe: Expelled Ui Student Sues School For 10 Million Naira by KingSatan: 2:46pm On Aug 24, 2018
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I cursed him with just expulsion and yet he wants to make a fortune off it.

Ok, i know what to do to him. angry angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Planning To Kill Me - Governor Ortom Cried Out by KingSatan: 2:45pm On Aug 24, 2018
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My Sons are doing a great work.

Love you boys
CelebritiesRe: The Word Of God Is A Sperm, That Can Fertilize Your Destiny’- Actress Tonto Dike by KingSatan: 2:43pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Yes she is right!

My words are like Sperm.

I can fertilize you or destroy you.

Kudos to my loving daughter Tonto.

I love you from the length to breath of my tail.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Uneasy Calm As Buhari Endorses Shehu Sani For Kaduna Gubernatorial by KingSatan: 2:42pm On Aug 24, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Shirtless Tyson Beckford Grabs His Eggplant In Hot Steamy Mirror Selfie… Omg!!! by KingSatan: 2:42pm On Aug 24, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Govt. House Police, CSO Involved In PHALGA III Bye-election Disruption – Rivers by KingSatan: 2:42pm On Aug 24, 2018
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RomanceRe: Mature Ladies From Enugu And Abuja by KingSatan: 2:41pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Al-right, i have seen your advert my son. I will send them your way.

They will come in various shapes and sizes until you are destroyed and sent back to me. kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Throws A Shade At Kwankwaso For Meeting Jonathan by KingSatan:
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I love Nigerian Politics.

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PoliticsRe: Former Pro-buhari Manbegins Trek Against APC From Lagos To Abuja by KingSatan: 1:06pm On Aug 24, 2018
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See how i am making a clown of this Adult Human.


Anyway's i dont have cable tv in Hell, So Nigeria is my stage.

Continue my son.

I love you. angry angry
RomanceRe: How Embarrassing by KingSatan: 1:05pm On Aug 24, 2018
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Would you shut up?

I am busy destroying both nations and you are disturbing my peace.
TravelRe: Third Mainland Bridge Closure: LASTMA Offers Travel Advisory To Road Users by KingSatan: 11:08am On Aug 24, 2018
Finish your maintenance and let me continue my business angry



#TeamOrganic
PropertiesRe: A Christian Female Flatmate Needed In Palmgroove by KingSatan: 11:07am On Aug 24, 2018
Don't worry i will send you a lesbian partner. angry angry

And she will be Christian.
PoliticsRe: Men In Red Agbada Hail Atiku In Adamawa (PHOTOS) by KingSatan: 11:02am On Aug 24, 2018
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My Sons!


I love you with all length of my tail.

I have no heart so don't expect me to say it the way humans do. angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: If A Guy Has These 8 Habits, Marry Him Right Now by KingSatan: 11:01am On Aug 24, 2018
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If he has any of those listed Habits, Bite off his Pwick and bring him to me! angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Hollywood & Nollywood Movies Get TIFF Recognition by KingSatan: 10:59am On Aug 24, 2018
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This Milf looks like the love of my life EVE.

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CelebritiesRe: Viktoh Shares Suicidal Post: “I Just Want To Leave” by KingSatan: 10:55am On Aug 24, 2018
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I cant wait any longer for you my SON.

Please do it faster and come home where you belong.

Your fresh African Skin will make a good meal, Especially your Pwick.

I love Grilled Pwicks garnished with Peppered Intestines angry angry
CrimeRe: Lady Steals Sperm After Sex In Hotel, Caught And Beaten by KingSatan: 10:49am On Aug 24, 2018
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NO!!

You shouldn't have beaten her.

I sent her to destroy that destiny and bring me his ORI. angry angry

Oh! that was how i lost that sperm. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

Well, he is promiscuous so i will send another lady to him. kiss
RomanceRe: Thread modified. by KingSatan(op): 10:41am On Aug 24, 2018
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common will you keep shut! you are deluded wakeup from your dream
You dare order your God and Insult Him.

Jessica you must never escape this torment.

I will recall you, Pop out your eyes with my long nails. Suck the juice and White milk, chew the Pupil and Your nostril will make a good Desert.




No, i just realised you are a good tool of destruction. I am currently using you to destroy that young man's life. So continue my stubborn daughter.

I wont recall you now, Probably when you clock 35. By then you will be non attractive to the male folks or literally useless and unappealing to them.

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