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Anytime I experiment a new idea on Humans, I see the effect almost immediately.

My next experiment will be the "Legalization of Human and Animal marriage/reproduction".

A pig can legally have sexual intercourse with a male man.

They will birth an IPOB Jew.

Great combination!

My son, you are never going to be happy in that relationship.

For crying out loud,how many signs do you want me to show you before you realise that this lady is my demon sent on a mission before she met you.

As your God I advice you to let this demon continue her work on earth.

If you want to dare me, get married to her and I will make sure I frustrate you till you return to Hades.

Barbieperry:
change ur moniker....for ur own good

I am the Lord your God! You must respect me or else I recall you.

You can ask your Daddy Allan what i did to him.

DaddyNimo:
at least she won't have to worry about unemployment or nysc stress or bad government and the rest.

That was why I took her. She is with me as we speak.


She is currently a striper here

Barbieperry:
God of Elijah

Yes my daughter

KraticKratus:

Satan is Great!

Yes I am. Thank you my son

IrepChrist:
He will not be in hell because CHRIST died for him ....Even if he is not converted yet, the mercy of God will locate him.

IrepChrist........ I represent Christ here.

Shut the hell up!

Christ is my boy and you are my son.

Welcome home son. You are never going lack smoke and fire in here

jidemoh:
Just like you'll die someday and then people will say:

"So what?"

I am not Human, I am your God.


Don't forget that OK.

thesicilian:
The devil does not love.

And who told you that?
I love my demons.

Adebowhales:
Hi Bro, your parents will be thinking they have a son oooo.

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Tiwa the Diva.

Jam Jam will make life miserable for you.

And he is dead!

So what?

Why?

I hate boobs.

I only love Nlpples because they don't reduce in size or look wrinkled even in old age.


Women naturally disgust me.

But they are the most hardworking gender of demons I have ever created or oppressed.

I can't wait to fry your Nlpples. That crunchy sensation is totally out of this world. Actually humans, they taste like Pop Corn.

Nlcki Nlpples*

Lovely combination

My son, I had always admired your emotional instability and perpetual stupidity. As a matter of fact, I make reference to it whenever I am correcting my demons. I tell them never to be like you.

Anyway's, i am sending her to perfect the destruction process we began in your life 3 years ago.

You are an unfinished project.

I love you

I also love your baritone voice.

You will make a good chorister my son.

I can only imagine you singing my favourite African music "El grante doux pasion".

I will be waiting for you in Hell.

They will be granted.

Buy a sex Doll. You will love it more

The only solution is for him to use you for Money rituals. Instead of you researching how to bypass his pattern lock or watch tutorials on youtube and implement the knowledge shared. You are on Nairaland as usual

Perfect start. I can't wait to finish you off

I can teach you.

Same question I have been asking myself. I don't like stress that's why I placed humans on autopilot.

My son, do not regret attending a college of education. In the world you live in today, formal education does not guarantee your exploits or achievements. Its is the maximization of your mental capacity that makes you standout at the end of the day. There are a lot of university graduates who have nothing upstairs, they only decieve their aged parents who still lay much emphasis and believe in this fairy tale "Go to school and you will be wealthy".

My advice to you is simple, "Develop yourself and be the best version of you. Find a solution to a problem and you will regret wasting your time seating for any exams or visiting any school".


Or better still, use your GF for Yahoo Plus.

I am waiting for you in hell. You will make a good demon

OneCorner:
Kingsatan one of ur boys don die oo

I am waiting for his silly Ghost.

I will flog him before making a feast off his ruptured skin.

Actually, you have given me a new idea.

By the time I flog him mercilessly, his skin will swell due to obstruction of blood flow. It will be a thick meat, quite satisfying.

Yummy!

I am happy

OneCorner:
Kingsatan how far na

Very well, thank you my friend.

You look more appealing.

I wish i could pluck out the remaining one.

I love eyes. Especially the thick white Yummy Butter cream init!