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My Boys.

thaoriginator:
receive sense sir

Receive Brains Sire.

I love Nigerians. They are sincerely lost to Sentiments.

After much sufferings and torture, they still love this man.


That means they will come to love me (SATAN) someday despite all they have heard about me.

Since it is a dinner, get a dinner Gown. If your mother inlaw is the religious type, make sure you get a good Skirt and a Crop top.

savvytouch:
Ha! I don't wish her dead, she is like a mother to me.

Kindly help me choose, God bless!

Ok my lovely Daughter, I will advice you but don't ever Say "God bless me". How can i bless myself, I AM GOD!!!

What Nonsense

Poison Her food so you stop worrying about how to please her or what to wear whenever there is a meeting.

Take my advice my Daughter.

Beautiful Demon

Behold my son in whom i am well pleased.

She isn't there on a holiday.

I sent her on a mission.

Nigeria, My favourite Comedy Channel.

Greetings from Hell!

MIDGET!!

My Queen.

Keep Slaying them

Now she needs Pity from Buhari!!!

Instead of you to listen to my Son's and be freed, you chose to play the script.

What am i even saying. By the time my Sons are done with you, you will never meddle in Nigeria's Politics.

Nigerians are lost to religious sentiments and their Elites, Pastors and Imams are cashing out big time from their acts of stupidity.

Don't worry, Buhari will pay my boys and they will in-turn give him his own share and send some to your family as agreed.

Perfect Script.

Emotional and Religious Nigerians, Please quote me.

Forget about her command of English. That's her only deficiency.

Before i sent her, i studied the idiot i wanted to destroy. He has alot of girls who speak fluently and more educated but lacked some good qualities.

So i equipped her with;

1. Excellent Fucklng Skills

2. Excellent Cooking skills

3. Excellent Selfie Skills

Cant you see she is doing a good Job. Davido keeps getting stupid every single day.

"I am looking for a sister, chioma my lover"

Singing from Hell

IamTheAnswers:
Blasphemous tongue, your destruction have long been known and planned, ready to be executed

Untamed and untrained tongue, your destruction is my decision. The only reason I left you on earth is simply because of the promises you made to your mother that you haven't fulfilled yet even though it seems late. Finish it and I will recall you immediately.

Realname:
You are obviously a teenager , let me guess 14 or 15?

Go and help your mummy in the kitchen let the adults talk

The behavioral pattern of A typical Nigerian Adult who feels a comical correction is a bruise to his ego.

If only your ancestors possessed a good command of English as I do, they won't always be referred to as stark illiterates even in Hell.

I am neither human nor a teenager.


I am your God!

Realname:
What you tyoed made no sense

The brains you posses in that coconut head are like "Matter". They just have weight and occupy space.

Whenever I frustrate this man (Kelly handsome), his reactions makes me feel good.

Stop saying my babies are disgusting or else your life will turnout a perfect description of what you have written up there!

All Glory to KingSatan.

Nothing new.


That's how I had decided to stage his demise.

I gave her new boobs.

Ask and it shall be given to you. Seek and ye shall find.

lightblazingnow:
John 10:4 And when he putteth forth his own sheep, he goeth before them, and the sheep follow him: for they know his voice. 10:5 And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee from him: for they know not the voice of strangers.

Your knowledge of Christian literature is commendable. One thing I love about you is that you always listen to me and obey my instructions.

You are a SHEEP in whom I am I well pleased.

My Son

Ride on my son.




I am the Lord your God.

jessca048:
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Jessica be warned!
Its Night and it won't take a hiss from my cat to recall you this night.
Ugly Duckling.