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OkoroAwusa good morning Sir, but day never break oooo

Brown Roof people no go see this threat coming to their doors step now, them still dey busy dey search every corner of nairaland, just to see IPOB AND ESN news, but one thing wey i dey promise them is this, the heat must surely reach every tribe

elpochas:
But dat lady try o,her boobs fresh pass so many young gals own.

You be Yoruba person?

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Blake755:
Dear nursee I go like make u handle me

My beloved beautiful sisters no dey handle terrorists and child rapists

koyeni:
My advise is for corpers. Make dy just siddon for house that day

I don tell my little cousin wey dey for NYSC say, don't allow those politicians use your Fresh blood for sacrificial

Yoruba head slammer terrorist and Hausa Fulanis disgracing this ZOO since 15 Centuries, wetin this bastardized Terrorists see for this little Infants PUSSY? abi their useless religion forbid them from marrying grown up ladies?

So sorry Oga facebook, but suppose say na Hausa Fulani man own this facebook of a thing? Walahi the thing no go dey stable at all, the thing go dey go off and on anyhow

Heavenly Father, please can you use this northern parasites to break up this big for nothing country called the ZOO?

Hahahahaha stupid aboki people, just like your brothers and sisters are complying with our sit at home order here in the East, if they refused to comply, their dirty ass will be kicked out of south East

snapdragon00:
This is an update to the previous thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6783357/traveling-air-first-time/7#106420545

So i boarded my plane this morning and i can say it was a great experience thanks to all your contributions and tips. Lemme start like this, I woke up so early as my flight was at 8:25 since it's my first time i needed to play safe to avoid stories that touch i didn't give my village people a chance in that aspect.

I arrived at the airport few minutes to 7 and by 7:10 i was done checking in and ready for boarding (I didn't expect it to be so fast and smooth tho)

That was how i started pressing my phone and carefully paying attention to the announcements that one could barely hear. (I think airports need to do better as some of us no dey understand that kind accents) They can just past the announcement on a screen for people to read, anyways what do i know? maybe people have not missed flight as a result of that.

Ehen so while waiting, i was just observing everything, i saw one bros seated behind me so i walked up to him and confessed. "Bros no vex, na my first flight bdis, abeg if dem announce air peace flight to lagos just let me know" he smiled and said i shouldn't worry. Few minutes later i heard the announcement naso i pack my things go join queue, kudos to air peace (unlike the other announcements i heard, they used one local accent to announce before the normal posh accent repeated the announcement so it was easy for me to know it's time to board.

They did the normal thing and i was inside the plane naso i just dey look like village boy. i followed the suggestion by some good NLanders and watched how to fasten a plane seat belt so it was not an issue, i no disgrace my ancestors. except for the air hostess that was rude when i asked her for my seat everything went fine, i was so calm and composed like i've done this before. The plane took off and few minutes later we're flying above the clouds i was just smiling all through then i felt a sharp pain in my left ear, boom i no dey hear well again. then i remembered i was told here, i just swallowed saliva and i'd regain my hearing, it continued through out the flight. some of the things i noticed through the flight was:

Majority of land, like 70 percent is uninhabited, i saw my knowledge of geography come into play as we ascend into the sky, i could easily identify all the different layers like atmosphere, lithosphere and the rest it was like we're traveling to space, asin after all science no dey lie oo but above all God is the greatest. My experience helped me to believe God more, like he created all these things, he has the power to do anything so why even doubt him.

At some point during the flight, the plane was vibrating and turning anyhow lol but i didnt panic because i remembered nairalanders told me about it, i was seated by the window and stayed awake all through. Like 20 minutes into the flight, the pilot said "for those of you sitting by the right if you look by the window we are just flying over ibadan" naso i look and was like, oga i no see ibadan here ooo na just thick cloud i see.
That was how i landed in lagos around 10am and the weather was looking like 4pm nawao. i enjoyed my flight sha and i hope to do this again, but next time it should be canada not lagos.

but next time it should be canada not lagos

God go answer our prayers my beloved brother

We're waiting for them here in South East, no be Nigeria soldiers wey don reduce themselves to man O war kids

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Illuminatiship:
You never loot your future finish..

Fulani head slammer terrorist, unity begger

johnmartus:
Igbo are biting than what they can chewing ...This is how it started in 1967 you can't keep destroying people properties and thinking that you will go free .

Bastardized, and the north has the right to destroy people business in the name of Sharia law? Mumu, let the destruction start, enough is a enough

LordVoldermort:
The other day cultists were using Human head to play football the brave ESN was nowhere to be found

Kidnappings are happening all over the east the brave ESN is no where to be found

Destroying people's businesses is the only thing these beasts know how to do

Turn to Cow or join Nigeria police force enter South East, your useless name na sorry

TUANKU:
Who interviewed him? All i see is "he said this" "he said that".
And the link you posted is that a weaponized link (malware) or a click bait?

Hahahahaha Nairaland doing everything to survive this days

Ikemoney:
good evening all, please i need a serious advice from you guys with out insuit, Please.

have been dating this girl for close to 4 years now, and am madly in love with her, at first i never love her, she did everything for me to love which i am now, have done everything a man could do for woman, i assisted her in setting up her business, i alway ensure she is okay,her family knows me.

we have already start making plan on getting married, before now have been having trust issues with her, when ever her phone is close to me or it rings she is not comfortable, anytime i ask questions she knock it off,she will say they are just friends, at a point i was monitoring her, she knew,friends will call me they saw my girl with some one guy ,that same guy usually do call, have ask her who is the guy, she said they just friends , it was clear she was cheating her attitude towards me change, yet i kept cool for peace to reign and for what i feel for her.

To cut the story short, spoke to her family about it and her brother abroad, now she is angry and she does not want the relationship anymore,have beg her have also send people to beg her, she said never that she has move on, am confuse i really do love her, the worst part she block me on watsup and messager and she is not picking my calls, i feel she dislike me now.

when even i rmember my labour in this i feel so bad with my self, i really don't know how to move on.

Op go and give thanks giving in your church, God just save you from stress, abi na her brother wey dey abroad money dey move you?

Solitechworld:
Thank God they were not Christians, because if that should be the case, this space would have been filled with tears and Big Grammers now.....

we all know Nigeria Security Operatives are ter*****t

They specialized in:-

Killing innocent people while criminals walk free

kidnapping

Raping

Robbery

Extortion


next bad news please......

TERRORIST

Mad Man, where's the Cubana me dey for that banner? But the church na criminals full there ooo

R Kelly fucckked up big time, I even watched one of the said SEX videos with one little girl that suppose to be his last born age mate, come see as blood dey come out from the little girl PUSSY, R Kelly na bastardized bastardy bastard, with all the money and the fame the idiot have, he still useless himself with SEX, NO PITY

emmykk:
Any guy watching bbnaija is the problem Nigeria is not moving forward.

Oga shatap there, na Hausa/Fulanis dey drag us backward, God go punish them

Bodmum:
picture of the phone or you are just a stupid tecno marketer

Oga park well, Say na your PENIS he go take snap the picture or na your dirty mouth? somebody dey complain say him phone dey misbehave, and you're still telling him to show you the picture, the poor guy dey manage only one phone, so how do you expect him to snap the phone naw, make una stop reasoning with una ANUS naw

michlins:
So even after castigating Buhari and calling APC evil, there are up to 20,000 people that supports him and the party.


Apga should be serious about this election. Tell us why we should vote for you after Obiano wasted complete eight years on power

Mumu son, so Buhari is owner of APC? Muslim miscreant.

Folabifreeman:
Guess what?

I've been speaking English all my life and no British man has made a video to show off.

Nonsense and Femi Fani-Kayode

I know say one descendant of Afonja no go sleep well tonight over this news

Yungstallion:
Most of the women there were wet while watching them...

Hahahahaha

Visitors at the Bronx Zoo were shocked when a gorilla started performing MouthAction on its partner while they watched.



A clip of the gorilla pleasuring its partner in front of aghast zoo-goers is currently blowing up on social media after it was shared online.


As the gorillas began performing the sex act, mothers quickly turned their children's faces away.

Reacting, animal experts say the gorilla's behaviour is all completely normal.



The videographer who captured the incident while visiting the iconic NYC zoo with his family told The Post: " I was shocked and had no idea that was a ‘natural’ act.


I was in the gorilla exhibit with my 4-year-old daughter and niece. My wife had to stay out of the exhibit with my sleeping son, so I wanted to capture a lot of video. Then this magic happened."


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/9/onlookers-in-shock-as-gorilla-performs-oral-s3x-on-its-partner-in-a-zoo-video.html

But why this Bros come disappoint our darling DJ Cuppy? Na that marriage disappointment turned that girl head upside down till today

Kestolove:
Mailafia was a nuisance to the society

So said by one Old cargo layer fool, keep your old smelling pusssy busy with your old shrinking Dildoo.

Ikology:
My brother can you imagine? Their style is always order! You claim you are protesting using civil disobedience, yet your sit at home is an ORDER that has to be enforced.
Protests are voluntary, but that sit at order is mandatory.

See us see North Korea.

Illiterate fool, see how you're flooding a thread you created, you created a thread and started flooding everywhere with you stupid comments, allow the people to be the judge

Bandits kidnapped 300 students in the North for one day, from their school premises to the forest, no single check points to disrupt them, but here in the East, check points everywhere, are we not in the same country?

OyigboUpdate:
Take

I'm talking about Facebook

Stanweezy:
My sister sent the attached picture below for me, according to her she said the chemist she went said its bkus of the water she bath with.

Please I need answers on what could be the cause of this boils.

Thank you

The thing be like chicken pox

OyigboUpdate:
Ijelespeaks is live giving details how ESN killed two brothers at okporo orlu. They say they are Saboteurs but they are not
I will update in comments section

OyigboUpdate please can you link me up to your Facebook page? I want to discuss something with you