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maynation:
There's nothing God can't do na.

Lol
I can't even imagine when they all queue up.
Abeg, no make me begin talk.

maynation:
I'm going to marry all of them.

That's suicidal.
You have no idea...
You really don't!

How many people wan marry maynation sef?
Oya, maynation who you choosing?

adaperry25:
i have had two NDE, but ill share one...took the notorious peace mass transit in 2016 to write an internship exam at nauth in nnewi..i was about to board ticket from aba park when i noticed i forgot some documents at home..rushed back to get it,,coming back the bus has moved..waited and boarded another ticket ...while we were getting to ihiala, noticed the former bus was involved in a ghastly accident and passengers were burnt to ashes..i had goosebumps all over my body..Praise GOD

Sermwell:
I grew up believing that dreams come true by hard work and dedication to whatever you set your mind upon. I really don't believe that when you sleep and see some things in your dreams, then it will happen in reality, or there's spiritual interpretation to it.
But five days ago, I slept and in my dreams, I saw myself on a lonely street waiting for someone, and after some moments of waiting, I decided to sit somewhere to wait. Few minutes later, a lady came, said hello and sat beside me. I looked at her and she smiled, but I was not really in the mood for a gist, then I woke up.
Two days later, I had another dream which was similar to the first, and this same girl came to meet me saying she knows who I was waiting for. Before I knew it, we started gisting, then kissing, then smooching and was about having sex before she pointed at a direction and said "that's the person you are waiting for", then when I left to meet the person, I woke up from sleep!
This morning, I went to UBTH to pick up some stuffs, but I was asked to wait at the reception for a while so they can prepare the stuffs for me. While I was waiting and to my utmost shock, this same girl approached me in real life, sat beside me, smiled and said hello. I was terrified!! She said I should relax, that she just want to be a friend! Like a mad man, I stood up and took to my heels!!

I have been thinking about this issue since, but what I still don't understand up till now is that,...can this be real? do things like this happen? Is there any spiritual perspective to this?? has anyone experienced something like this before?? I'm really scared right now!

cc: lalasticlala
cc: seun

First off: be prayerful about it...it's imperative!
Secondly, if you ever bump into her again, kindly ask her what she wants from you and take it from there.

This world is deeper than we can ever imagine.

...and some will still come and argue blindly that these supernatural things don't happen.
Just watch them comment ignorantly and moronic.

Randy100:
guy calm down, ghost don't exist.

You and I are free to believe whether it exists or not.
The fact remains, this world is deeper than you'd ever imagine.

And some people will still argue.
Even when there's Pictorial evidence, they still have something dumb to say.
Anyway...na for people wey no know.
They'll continue to live in perpetual ignorance!

dominique:
Latest thread in the travel section...

South Korea visa enquires thread

Una no go kee person!

superfitsez:
eziokwu ka obu... my twin brah dey dea,na him work,he na male prostitute,he dey do my paper to come joinam for korea,,,,my body dey totori,,I can't wait to paralyze someone with my python

Hahahahahaha
Nwanne, nwayo kwa biko!

I'm feeling it.
Keep it up!

As aggressive as a full-blown konjified woman.
Smh

Riele:
Actually , i'm innocent

If you find my threads cring-worthy , you're free to overlook them .

Ride on then...

Riele:
And you're bothered , why ?

You look too young and innocent...
Not implying you're innocent though, but your face just reminds me of an innocent kid.

It just doesn't sit well with me mentally, seeing a kid discuss about men and whatnot.
It's cringe-worthy actually!
Eeew!

OP, you're too young for this.
Your dosage level is gradually sliding into 'toxicity' at such a tender age.

Don't let it consume you...
You don't want this.
You really don't!













Ride on...

Mine happened in 2012 during my NYSC on my way back to Owerri, from my PPA at Ohaji Egbema in Imo state.

So on this fateful day, after the usual stuff, I entered my Mitsubuishi Carisma with two other corpers who decided to hitch a free ride.

So, as I was driving on the PH-owerri Road doing 120km on a rainy day with slippery surface...a recipe for disaster!
All of a sudden, I saw a puddle in front of me and applied the brake...
BOOM!

That was it!
My steering wheel locked up!
The brake pedals were so stiff it couldn't depress!

Ladies and gents...
Na that day I know say I go begin shout 'Jesus, Jesus, Jesus', while holding firmly on the steering wheel to exert some control.
The two other corpers were screaming on top of their voices, as it seemed it would be their last day on earth.

Luckily for me, and of course the other corpers, there was no ditch, no tree or trailer parked by the side of the road, as the car skidded uncontrollably into the wet Bush, and all these while, still shouting 'jesus, Jesus, and holding firmly on the steering wheel.

When the vehicle finally came to a halt, it took me some minutes to regain compusure.
I turned and looked at the other corpers, and the look on their faces said it all.
Their spirits temporarily left them...

It took over an hour, with the help of some villagers to get that vehicle out of those stubborn portharcout grass, 'cos they were tightly entangled in between the tyres.

I would have been added to the statistics of corpers who lost their lives serving this useless nation, had it been the vehicle rammed into a stationery trailer, a tree or a ditch!

I learnt a valuable lesson.
When it rains
Drive as slow as a snail.
Better be late than never.

As for the Mitsubishi Carisma, I later sold it off!
I thank God for saving our lives.
It was a miracle!

@ Kingrein congrats!

khia:
Are you re.tarded?

Look at her face properly.
What do you think?

Zoharariel:
I'm neither beefing nor hating on Innoson but I'd rather buy these 3 German Machines (which are on my bucket list) than touch any Innoson Jalopies with a long pole. It is called choice.

1.) 2014 Audi A8 in Velvet Biege leather interior.

2.) 2016 Mercedes Benz S550 in Silk Biege leather interior.

3.) 2018 Bmw Alpina B7 in Black Leather.

Innoson sells his Chinese death traps for 25Million Naira & above but the highest I can get these USED German Machines is $95,000 which ofcourse - is the Alpina.

The rest (Audi A8 & Benzo S550) I can get for less than $30,000.

So, if Innoson likes, he can release an Airplane or Helicopter - I simply don't give a fvck!

...but, nobody asked for your fvck!











Kiddo!

Scary!
*shudders*

Rubbiish:
Honestly
Court is the highest hope of d common man
If they are now publicly desecrating the court, then it is finished!

That's it!
Plain and simple!

Rubbiish:
Keep the pity for your family & unborn children
It will get to everybody sooner or later

People have no idea what is cooking.

If one doesn't have an escape plan from this country, I pity you.

It's official...
It's a tyrannical government!
So sad!

bluefilm:
So that we mechanics no go chop again, abi?

Nwoke m, be careful o!

Don't worry, the % of people wey go try to change their vehicle Engine oil by themselves will be very low.
Naija people don't have that DIY mentality.
Lazy youths!

Informative!
I've always wanted to learn how to change my car's Engine oil myself.
It gives some kind of satisfaction.

All these people criticising the OP, do you know that the white man prefers to do such things by themselves?
It's called DIY.

Having said that, not everyone would fancy doing the dirty work.
Personally though, If I could, I would!

Even in the midst of the vile personalities and hate comments on here, there are still some sweet and romantic souls within.
Atleast, I know of one...

Learn to ignore some threads and comments.
And above all...
You must grow a thick skin, and don't let whatever you read on here affect your personal life.

It's just a forum FFS!
What you see on here isn't necessarily a reflection of how some live their lives.

Some say whatever on here just to impress or blow off steam!
Don't take it personally.