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...and how do we know you're truly female?

JayCynic:
I was thinking the same thing, but it's not too bad.
Do you have any ideas?

Unfortunately, there's no magic formula for this.
Even the most seasoned playas still get rejected every now and then.

Try the humility approach.
Hello goodmorning/afternoon /evening.
This definitely must get her attention.
Whatever you say from there is really upto you.
Be creative!

The main thing is that you got her attention in the first place.
I hope this helps a bit.

And please, drop the 'excuse me' line.
It's been done to death!

Good luck!

Originalsly:
Lol..... Hi... can I talk?.....only prostitutes would listen to hear your offer.

Easiest way to start a conversation is asking for direction.... is up to you to build on that... what you say can open the door... or shut it in your face.

Miss...excuse me please.... can you direct me to a good eatery around here? (depends on your location). Chances are good she would immediately take in with hunger and tell you the direction would be confusing.... that it is better if she goes with you. And just like that..... she is willing to engage you in conversation.... while on the way....and..... until the feast is over and plate licked. Mission accomplished.

Wrong move!
So basically, he has to spend on meals for every girl he meets for the first time?

Buhari, but why?

Since na mad woman be his fetish, make em see mad woman carry wholesale.
It's official!

lastchild:
lol... Am laughing at your mermaid don't exist theory, if I should release my own footage of life experience no one will stand

Just tell us a little...

In the graveyard, so many secrets are buried.

vincentjk:
No consequences just that it isn't something to talk about in a forum like this. For example, have you ever seen someone that dines with occultic men revealing things about them openly just because he isn't one? It doesn't work that way.

It's not really a secret but are meant for real men with heart, not for every man.

There are also benefits, a mermaid could make you get rich, I mean very rich but I'm not rich. I once took a man 5yrs older than I'm with me last year around 8pm and he ran back screaming upon sighting one, He was an atheist but later converted.

I shouldn't be saying all these here, like i said before, Email me then we can talk

These stories fascinate me.
I'd send you a PM for more stories...

vincentjk:
You're right about all what you wrote. I won't go further again.

I guess there are consequences of revealing much about them.

One major reason I won't fancy meeting them.
For how long can I live with such secrets?

vincentjk:
Most people believe that mermaids aren't real or tales told by storytellers but no. They live almost in every river/ocean/seas around the world.

I met 2 mermaids at agulu lake in anambra some months back at night, we had conversation just like normal people do. People say they're ugly! Lies... Mermaids are very beautiful, they also exist in different sex (males and females) just like every other creature do. You can as well ask anyone that knows agulu lake very well for confirmation

The only reason why they don't show themselves is because people tend to get scared and run upon sighting them though most have spiritual powers and can turn into a full human body when they want to walk on land, buy something in the market or to see someone in the town. There are some things which i wouldn't like to reveal here for personal reasons.

If you're interested in knowing more about mermaids or would like to see one, Email me.

Hmmm...
Interesting!
I'm still curious though...
How were you able to communicate with them?
In what language?
Do you have some kind of spiritual powers to be able to interact with them without fear?
Something is amiss...

vincentjk:
Mermaids are real. Forget about what anyone would tell you for I have personally seen mermaids with my two eyes, many of them have supernatural powers and shouldn't be messed with. The world is deeper than you think

Please elaborate more on the story.
A detailed account of what you saw and how you saw it.
Thanks!

Starboytwo:
She was lost, apparently she came to look for someone and her phone be dead...

I was scrolling to my niggas hostel, we have a big match(pes 2015) and as I passed I saw a lady beckon at me, I first shock, but when I see say na babe, I compose, no lady scares me...

Long story short,she needed to use a phone to call, it's already past 11, ain't with my phone, later she needs somewhere to crash, she could stay my place for the night, since I'm going somewhere else already...

We got to my place, showed her the kitchen, gave her my number and asked her to call me if she needs anything, as I was about going,

She- erm, are you not staying here?

Me - no ooo, I was gonna chill at my friend's place instead. .. don't worry, just lock the door and dont open for nobody... Here is safe...

She- I can't stay alone, it's either you stay here or we go together, anywhere you go...

Me- let's go to my niggas place then, my phone and stuffs be there anyway...

So we left, it's not very far... Besides I like her company.... Around 2 am, base on say na hostel and boys full everywhere, she suggested we head back home... On our way home, we held hands, she pretended she was so scared, ND I pretended to be hulk Hogan...

Back home... We kissed

She- cuts off- I don't normally do this, blah blah...

Me- ok, later I felt a hand strolling my back, I turned and shit got real...

She left the next day, I saw her 2 days later in a car with some niggers as I was strolling, and she did me that "i will come back sign" , I never saw her again though...

Manna from heaven, abi na hell?
Manna na manna finally.

Not a big deal to be honest.
It's just that most women age faster and look older after child birth.
She really needs to put in a whole lot of work to be in shape.

So, if you can deal with her looking older than you in the long run, why not?
Go ahead and marry away...

Who no like better thing and place?
Naija don caste.
All man wan take off!
Take heart sha.

purples25:
Not that you're over analyzing, don't worry over time you'll understand. That's just his way. Sometimes he surprises us by posting normally but that's once in a Blue Moon. Never ever revealed his identity also. There are others like him but not as funny and then they revert back to normal English.

Ok then, if you all say so.
But, I dont really find him funny though.

purples25:
This is how he jokes, but if you've known him for a long time, you'll understand that it's just his deliberate style to type like that.

What if he uses the jokes to cover up for his lack of writing skills?
I mean...
He ought to have atleast written one good thread in plain English without typing gibberish.

I dunno, maybe I'm over-analysing.

sedutrice:
Forget. He is just trolling. He probably speaks a better english than both of us combined. I believe he is highly intelligent sef. Not all intelligent people come of as conceited and show offs

...and why do you think he speaks better English than both of us combined?
The London factor?


Also, why do you think he's highly intelligent?
There are things in life that can't be hidden for long.
Wealth and intelligence easily comes to mind.
So, I beg to differ with your assertions.

SKhanmi:
Whatever we know of sea life is quite minuscule. Imagine what could be under. There? Animals & things probably thought to be extinct or myth. Not to mention other types of intelligent life forms. I once stumbled on a report of a US submarine that disappeared, was said to have been captured by beings under the sea,very detailed info. Saw it as a joke.
Unfortunately that was around 2008/09. Tried searching for it again recently, shit's been wiped out like it never existed. Google is now hiding info.

Na wa ooo

No disrespect to you OP, but did you go to school?
Your writing sucks!
And to think you live in London...

Jokes apart, you seriously need to improve on your writing.
It reeks of illiteracy.
No vex oo, just my observations.

Uchboggy:
Yeah I think I am a frequent traveler haha , I have been to over 20 countries for now , hope to conquer more next year.

You have along list too, when you eventually move to norway you should conquer the Scandinavian countries at least

Ohh...
I definitely will!

olujastro:
You're welcome to the thread.
I fully agree...exploring is indeed therapeutic to the mind!
Travelling is the best form of education one can get about a place, the people, their mentality, culture, climate, standard of living, etc. The actual experience is always better than reading a thousand magazines about a place.

So far I've done 20 countries. Hoping to visit Prague, Czech Republic and Berlin, Germany (been to Hamburg already) next Easter holidays if I have time.
Then go to Canada in the summer.

If you need any info about moving to Norway, feel free to ask me here (no PMs) or visit the Norway thread to get probably all the info you need.

Cheers!

RealTrump:
How can u even compare economy to first class in the first instance? It is a comparison with malicious intent. If we go by your reasoning, I can also say the legroom in ekene buses is comparable A380's economy.

How can u even talk about legroom when u can lie down in a first class seat? Which legroom is better than lieing down straight on your back while sipping champagne?

I have flown Airbus A380. Qatar airways.

You still haven't answered my question.
Have you flown with Singapore A380 and been on BA's Boeing first class?
Flying Qatar Airways A380 may not necessarily be the same as Singapore's...

And please, stop using local airlines and Buses as an analogy to this discourse.
It's an insult to these renowned international airlines.
Stop it!

Listen...
My comment was based on my observation flying both the economy and first class of both airlines.
And I repeat...
If you havent flown with Singapore and BA, you're really not in a position to question my observations.
I have the right to air my opinions.
It isn't really up for debate!

Just seeing this thread.
Op, it seems you're a frequent traveller?
That's very good.

What's life without exploring other countries?
It's therapeutic!

Anyway, so far, I've visited these countries: Netherlands, lived in UK for 8 years, Germany, South Cyprus, Turkey, Singapore, Australia and U.S.A.

Next year, Norway is the next country to conquer.
Not just visiting, but moving over for greener pastures.

OP, there's a thin line between being confident and cocky.
You sounded cocky!
Again, there's also a thin line between being naturally funny and forcing it.
It seemed to me you were trying so hard to sound funny...FAIL!

About the pity part?
She pitys you 'cos you ain't getting nada from her with such cocky attitude.

Try to be yourself...do you!
It's either you're funny or not!
Don't force it!

RealTrump:
Bros, u can lie o. There is God o. A380 is very comfortable but saying it has more leg room than even air peace business class is a fat lie. Let alone BAs first class.

One common problem with a few NLders is the lack of comprehension skills.
I wrote...the leg room is 'almost as spacious as'
That doesn't in anyway translate to being more spacious.

Now the other question is...
Have you flown with Singapore Airline Airbus A380, and been on BA's first class before?

If you haven't, then you're really in no position at all to accuse me of lying.
We're talking international airlines here and you're mentioning Airpeace.

Abeg...

paix:
I am trying to understand you.

All he's trying to say is...
Bottomline: it all ends up in sex!
Love oo...
Lust oo...
Na sex e go still end up!
So don't worry yourself.
You dig?

LordAzubuike:
Nice information.. only constant air travellers like us will understand.. those that travel through God is good or ezenwata might not understand what is going on.

You wicked!

21: The leg room in the economy class of the Singapore airline Airbus A380 is almost as spacious as the first class in BA's Boeing.










Source: personal experience

nellyelitz:
I'm not saying u're lying but this doesn't sound real to me.

She's probably a man-eater.

Dasani:
.
He --took a chance as a man should rightfully do-- made a move, of which she politely declined. So he should respect her decision and move on.

No, she is not "all-powerful" nor is she an "object".
She is a kind lady (to him) who was not romantically interested, plain and simply.

Much better!
I only had a problem with the "he should keep his feelings to himself" part.
I thought you meant he shouldn't have made his feelings known to her in the first place.

PrimadonnaO:
What I find offensive is his asking to come stay with her.

That’s very suggestive and it’s nonsense. Guys on this thread are just supporting him sentimentally. They aren’t on the same class. He should have kept his feelings to himself.

Why must he keep his feelings to himself?
Is she omnipotent?
Abeg...