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See as una don take style confess say una old.

Joromi jomi joro

farano: Hian! Yes na. Common saliva... The other one nko?

Jesu!!

Make una stop to call my name o! I no fit shout

MzMariah: 3310

You no well

MzMariah: Which phone? laye

Wetin you dey use chat sisi

daveP: where ave u been

Oba mi
******Prostrates 100 times*****
Abeg no vex, na as I use salt baff, my body begin peel so I bin dey Baba esuniyi shrine dey receive treatment since o

MzMariah:

Odaru joor. Come oh dem no seize your phone for camp? Mtcheeew NYSC don turn playground for una. If na my time....

dem don hide everything for this thread. mtcheew some mods no try oo. anyway sha Adeboye na baba na

MzMariah: If I hear

You don deaf before?

MzMariah: Obara jesuuuuuuuuuu

Kilode?

MzMariah: I know say you sabi my name in full but easy call the name biko I hold you ni? * grabs his polo shirt *

***Tears shirt***
HAhahaha I look like I'm sexy

MzMariah: I'm not moved stay in your ibiora obubra biko

Do you know where Obubra is. Oyomina ngemashange mawo o.

MzMariah: That's the best.

noble4d carry this your corper o, Assumpta fi mi le oo

MzMariah: *holds his trouser * you are going nowhere.

fi mi le ooo. You never hear, I no baff with salt today oo

charijee: Everybody is scared na. ...are you not?....you kit yourself?

I smell like Dettol now because my mother will not let me rest, constant calls of have you washed your hands

NickiRoman: ..Wetin dey worry you self

na ebola ooo

charijee: How you coping with the Ebola stuff in your clinic?

its not easy o, these people are so scared.

MzMariah: Kilode?

The bolded! Abeg make I no distract my oga noble oo.
****Runs away with legs touching back***

MzMariah: This place is really cold and the drilling is not friendly.

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charijee: How has work been? ..missed your presence here

Great dear, missed u guys too oo.

charijee: speaking in tongues Doc!!!

No just expressing myself

banega: Mmm, naughty you •

Beremole! Ijo ya ooooo

MzOma:

That's better

NickiRoman: . Use that Num I gave you,Can't communicate through any other means.

banega: Lool, sleep run comot for my eyes a bit immediately i read the bolded,. smh for you Ugochukwu!! What kinda silly question is this please?

Me too I dey fin the answer oo

Ishilove: Yes indeed. Why are we the way we are? I remember two years ago during the nationwide strike following the fuel increment, while many Nigerians took to the streets to stage protests, an even greater number sat in their houses, behind computer screens and drew ridiculous pictures with even more ridiculous, albeit hilarious captions. While their counterparts in the Middle East the previous year bled and died during the Arab spring, Nigerians conducted their own 'Naija spring' on the internet, circulating funny pictures and memes as their own contribution to the struggle.

In other countries, when a government official goofs publicly, the citizens immediately demand accountability. Not so in Nigeria. After Mr Anselm disgraced the NSCDC on national and international television (Channels tv), Nigerians immediately responded by flooding the internet with rib cracking memes and caricatures, even going to the extent of producing branded tshirts of our 'Oga-at-the-top'.

Whenever you see the cartoon of a woman in wearing an awkward gele, with a puffy, scrunched up face, streaming eyeglasses, and white handkerchief, you immediately know who it is. Patience Jonathan has been immortalised.

The one that really has me puzzled is this new Ebola inspired craze. One would think that something as serious as an incurable disease that kills within days would provoke sober reflection on the feeble state of mankind, but NO, the opposite is the case. I have seen so many silly jokes about the Ebola virus on BBM, Nairaland, facebook and other social networking forums. Must everything be a joke?

I voiced my observations to some of my colleague and was promptly laughed at. While one said "wo, a le para wa jor'' (we can't kill ourselves jor), another remarked on his facebook wall: "Ebola! Your fada. No matter how you strong your face reach, we must break you down". This dude followed this statement with some very funny memes on his wall. ( I don't know the jobless people that come up with all those funny pictures).

Smh. No wonder the international community can never take us seriously.

wo, a le para wa jor if e pain you, go baff with salt!

MzOma:

Ah pretty lady, frowning will only give you wrinkles oo . smile for me joor

Ise! Batraghabadabehiahia!. Chai Oswoghene! Irubpokolopiehiehie! hmmmmm Orubebe Ebigwai oh oh

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